Arsenal
A classic, been around on Top Shelfs since forever, been overlooked by competitors for a while now and still goes on about they were undefeated biscuit of the year years ago
A classic, been around on Top Shelfs since forever, been overlooked by competitors for a while now and still goes on about they were undefeated biscuit of the year years ago
Aston Villa
Has ups and downs, people questions how it's still financially stable and people only want them for their prime asset
Has ups and downs, people questions how it's still financially stable and people only want them for their prime asset
Brighton
Just kinda there, no one cares much about them and everyone's still wondering when they getting removed from top shelf
Just kinda there, no one cares much about them and everyone's still wondering when they getting removed from top shelf
Crystal Palace
Never won anything significant, stays under the radar very often and just like Villa are only wanted for their prized asset
Never won anything significant, stays under the radar very often and just like Villa are only wanted for their prized asset
Everton
Great history but massively underwhelming in recent years, always to be over-looked by their bigger brother
Great history but massively underwhelming in recent years, always to be over-looked by their bigger brother
Leicester
Everyone knows about them, never realised how good they can be until recently, looks a bargain, Vardys favourite
Everyone knows about them, never realised how good they can be until recently, looks a bargain, Vardys favourite
Liverpool
The bigger brother, Great to eat, many textures behind the biscuit that makes it elite, but always has a chance that it will crumble again
The bigger brother, Great to eat, many textures behind the biscuit that makes it elite, but always has a chance that it will crumble again
Manchester City
Popular cause of a foreign brand, expensive and seems like a scam, most importantly not served in Europe unless you spend a fortune
Popular cause of a foreign brand, expensive and seems like a scam, most importantly not served in Europe unless you spend a fortune
Manchester United
Massive Fanbase, ran supreme for years until competitors caught up and took its crown, and just like their fans are fucking everywhere
Massive Fanbase, ran supreme for years until competitors caught up and took its crown, and just like their fans are fucking everywhere
Newcastle United
Without the sauce of one component it'll be dry, you always think they're be more popular than what they are
Without the sauce of one component it'll be dry, you always think they're be more popular than what they are
Norwich
No one dislikes them, harmless but sadly people forget about them when they drop of top shelf
No one dislikes them, harmless but sadly people forget about them when they drop of top shelf
Sheffield United
Only using the finest Irish and British components, you'd think these should be forgotten by now but still see them somehow near the top
Only using the finest Irish and British components, you'd think these should be forgotten by now but still see them somehow near the top
Tottenham Hotspur
Looks nice, taste nice and more appealing packaging, but crumbles to a mess at every single opportunity
Looks nice, taste nice and more appealing packaging, but crumbles to a mess at every single opportunity
Watford
Lacks Britishness, competes against the top competitors but inconsistent, however since they beat the Chocolate Hobnob they are everyones kings
Lacks Britishness, competes against the top competitors but inconsistent, however since they beat the Chocolate Hobnob they are everyones kings
West Ham United
Similar to Pink Wafers, fancy packaging, more expensive with a luxury feel that makes you think it's ready for the next step. But in reality it's just a massive fraud
Similar to Pink Wafers, fancy packaging, more expensive with a luxury feel that makes you think it's ready for the next step. But in reality it's just a massive fraud
Wolves
Popular cause it comes from foreign countries, it's a spicy Rich Tea put together pretty much, but does the job
Popular cause it comes from foreign countries, it's a spicy Rich Tea put together pretty much, but does the job
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