Read on Twitter
a thread of out of context messages between me and parker that are really funny for no fucking reason:
this is what inspired this
parker told me to add this one
âfriendship ended with the other three now my only friend is depressionâ - parker
me: you know what this reminds me of?
parker: the madagascar thing?
me: YEAH
parker: the madagascar thing?
me: YEAH
parker: yeah ****** look what you PEGGED down
me: im sorry WHAT
me: im sorry WHAT
parker: *some loud sneeze like noise*
me: was that a sneeze?
parker: i dont know
me: was that a sneeze?
parker: i dont know
i feel like i should add that today me and parker both screamed in horror while playing ANIMAL CROSSING so you know
https://twitter.com/striderscock/status/1246609892221345793?s=21 https://twitter.com/batspawnegg/status/1246609892221345793
parker: do eyepatches go under your hair?
me: ..... no you just remove your scalp-
me: ..... no you just remove your scalp-
https://twitter.com/karkatscock/status/1246739455358140416?s=21 https://twitter.com/parkersdreams/status/1246739455358140416
me: it izz what it i-
parker: NO ITS NOT
parker: NO ITS NOT
https://twitter.com/striderscock/status/1247062885869772802?s=21 https://twitter.com/batspawnegg/status/1247062885869772802
https://twitter.com/striderscock/status/1247436038051594247?s=21 https://twitter.com/batspawnegg/status/1247436038051594247
https://twitter.com/striderscock/status/1255738342265757697?s=21 https://twitter.com/batspawnegg/status/1255738342265757697
https://twitter.com/striderscock/status/1255738522318798848?s=21 https://twitter.com/batspawnegg/status/1255738522318798848
parker: now youâre white
me: im always whi-
parker: now youâre black
me: im always whi-
parker: now youâre black
https://twitter.com/striderscock/status/1257171918685442049?s=21 https://twitter.com/batspawnegg/status/1257171918685442049
parker: oh god can you imagine once we move into together.... cooking
me: takeout-
parker: NO WE ARE NOT ONLY EATING TAKEOUT
me: takeout-
parker: NO WE ARE NOT ONLY EATING TAKEOUT
https://twitter.com/striderscock/status/1258644525121179654?s=21 https://twitter.com/batspawnegg/status/1258644525121179654
how many times will i add an out of context screenshot of us talking about incest to this thread?
me: i watched 5 seasons of htgawm
parker: did you like it
me: well DUH no i watched 5 seasons cause i hate it
parker: me with voltron
parker: did you like it
me: well DUH no i watched 5 seasons cause i hate it
parker: me with voltron
been a few months oops
https://twitter.com/batspawnegg/status/1287198621637791749?s=21 https://twitter.com/batspawnegg/status/1287198621637791749
https://twitter.com/batspawnegg/status/1287260601862021120?s=21 https://twitter.com/batspawnegg/status/1287260601862021120
we are so mean to george for no reason 
https://twitter.com/batspawnegg/status/1293158527226327040?s=21 https://twitter.com/batspawnegg/status/1293158527226327040
https://twitter.com/batspawnegg/status/1294860175791267840?s=21 https://twitter.com/batspawnegg/status/1294860175791267840
https://twitter.com/batspawnegg/status/1297468173319639043?s=21 https://twitter.com/batspawnegg/status/1297468173319639043
why wont this POST https://twitter.com/batspawnegg/status/1300376297919610885
everyone point and laugh
sigh
we have two different mindsets this morning
part 2
this thread includes too many jokes about me being a lesbian
