Let me tell you what a whore I’m being tonight. I have a hookah date at 9:30pm with X drinks at 10:15pm with Y and a night cap with Z after. Fuck it! Round up the alphabets (A Thread)

I’m still putting my face on! Canceled date X

Don’t make fun of my eyebrows I had to use a color pencil

I hate it here

Disgusting ass thighs

It’s night time

Late

He’s was saying frozen chicken nuggets from Sams club taste like Chick-fil-A

From chicken nuggets to marriage he better have good dick, I put up with a lot tonight

I’m at his place and guess what?!? THE CHICKEN NUGGETS ARE AMAZING

I’m digging his crib

The fact that this man, let me hit on the 1st date, shows how much respect he has for himself. I refuse to make an honest man out of him. Point. Blank. Periodt