i should probably keep all my ace attorney liketweeting to a single thread huh

well here's your warning if you dont want spoilers or are just annoyed ya better mute this thread

lotta hart.................

ok this motherfucker's name is robert hammond thats too normal where's the fucking pun i know its there

wow this web of connections is surprisingly expansive, and sad. poor miles ;~;

MAYA THE HERO BLESS HER

i wasted like 4 attempts at presenting evidence so now for most of this trial i cant make a SINGLE mistake its terrifying

im going to kill von karma

on the plus side maya is now pikachu

LETS GO PARROT

THE FUCKING METAL DETECTOR I KNOW IT WAS IN MY INVENTOR FOR A REASON YES YES YES

the cunt is PANICKING

what do you mean there's a cowboy

angel starris making me rip my hair out this is the first witness thats made me stumped

i lost and retried and looked it up and im not quite sure the solution is intuitive, feels like a reach compared to everything before

am i just stupid, everything else after seems easy too

meekins is my son, he takes after me

THIS FUCKING JAR PUZZLE AAFHGHGHGHGHG

i absolutely love the feeling i get when i make these motherfuckers S Q U I R M

especially the orange turd

also its good to see the girls smile

also also i miss maya so much bring her back ;~;

she's back and my life is instantly better

why do they all slap desk-kun so much theyre such bullies

"ini miney".......

pearl get, its baby time

she's very cute i hope she grows into her fivehead someday

this infant sprinted for a day to see her cousin what the fuck

there she is, the other von karma, how much will i hate her

i think i hate her more just for the fact that she says "fool" constantly please shut the fuck up

dammit i never wouldve figured out this Key thing on my own, its only the second trial and im already struggling

WELL EXCUUUSE ME PRINCESS

god phoenix has no idea what he's doing at any moment does he

how did he pass lawyer school

my two favorite girls are together again ;~;

nick's internal monologue is often really depressed is he ok

BERRY BIG CIRCUS FUCK OFF

how does nick get by with taking only 3 cases per year

max galactica if you hurt maya's heart in any way ill deliver capital punishment myself

this motherfucker has 3 first names

wow i didnt expect the term "metrosexual" to come up. thats how you can tell this was made in the 2000's

which is especially odd cuz i kept forgetting the game was that old

robot clowns research center

"that monkey doesnt fake the funk on a nasty dunk" maya what on earth are you talking about

why is this clown reciting fresh prince of bel air

ok maya is now out of my sight, following a stranger

if she gets implicated in murder again i SWEAR

WELL IT DEFINITELY WASNT MURDER

oldbag scared me with the FOUR PSYCHELOCKS WHAT

can i just say nick needs to stop calling maya dumb and fat she's clearly neither she's a FRIEND

steel samurai theme but sad is more effective than it should be

FIVE LOCKS WHAT

where did this dude pull out the cognac he's in jail

justice for all is kinda weak overall but this last case is pretty good i gotta say

adrian ;~;

im very happy that dragging out a traumatic event from her past, followed by threatening her with it, was all it took to make her smile again. YAY :D

MY FAVORITE GIRL IS BACK i swear if this game keeps making maya disappear im gonna shit

FEED HER A FUCKIN
H A M B U R B E R

yeah ok i think JFA was justified entirely by its 4th case

and honestly the 1st and 2nd cases were ok/cool too

but the clown..........

mia... from a different angle at last...... beautiful................

god nick used be worse, how is that possible

"i feel like my hemorrhoids are doing the harlem shake" excuse me but WHAT

"well, we know whose milkshake brings all the boys to the yard..." STOP

https://twitter.com/finaldaft/status/1244457966264147969

NICK WHAT DO YOU ***MEAN*** YOU ATE THE NECKLACE

after a night of sleep i still dont understand how or why he would do this. did the glass hurt him? did he chew?? can it come out???

luke atmey.............................

nick did it he said the thing he said the name of the game

i was about to say "nooo maya i love your box its great" until i realized what that could mean

ron's kinda cute not gonna lie

damn he's married :/

yeah ok i cant ever compete with this wife jesus christ

you know what nevermind the moment you said you favorite thing about him is his money is the moment i know that fuck you

godot music yesssss

how many of these fucking prosecutors "never lost a case" jesus christ

WAIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE'S NEVER PROSECUTED BEFORE HOW IS HE THE BEST

charismatic brown dude who's super pretentious? this is just claude fire emblem all over again, im done for

ron the hero ;~;

please no more wendy i cant fucking take it anymore

OH THANK GOD

i swear i hope i never see that clown again either

ok ron. sweetie. darling. can you PLEASE stop committing every crime at once

this second judge looks like shit wow

ok is this thing with atmey's thing stupid or am i stupid

like i get it, the blackmail mentions a red ring, atmey is wearing the red ring, its meant for him. clear as day. so why is the solution presenting the thing with the blue jewel? why is this jump necessary???

desiree i take back every bad thing ive thought about you, the way you love your husbando is inspiring

shoutouts to mia for taking one for the team and seducing this old man

a police chief and his egirl, 1337aZnPrInceSz

DID THIS GAME REALLY DO A THIS IS SPARTA REFERENCE

i was gonna praise this game for having a good localization that didnt feel dated (besides the memes), but im not really liking this depiction of armstrong

the final trial for this case takes place on my birthday :D

ok maggey seriously there's no reason to be hard on gumshoe, come on bro

oh im SO sorry a detective providing testimony to a shitty judge and a manipulative prosecutor cant give his opinion on whether youre innocent or not! how dare he not be in control of the thing he cant be in control of, itd be so much better if he made your kangaroo court worse

i understand the sprites are new right? for the most part i thought they were fine but after seeing mia's old sprites, i gotta say i think they kinda dropped the ball with her

her eyes are kinda fucked up.....

wow maskless godot somehow looks scummier

its a good look honestly, i like the red

oh no of course this is my original character diego armando

"a bit smug" YOU THINK

BABY MILES

BABY GUMSHOE

wow he immediately starts simping for mia, the most relatable he's ever been

miles at mia:

I KNEW IT WAS GONNA BE THIS BITCH AGAIN FUCK

judge can you NOT perv on this child

god she's lying about her name i fucking hate her

the structure of this case is neat. i like how (relatively) easy it is to pick apart "melissa's" testimony, but based on the first mia case we played and knowing that miles had a perfect record before phoenix, its obvious that this ends bad

its a neat feeling of dread

i shouldnt be feeling for terry as much as i am

after 3 games of character development, its both fun and sad to see miles be the dirty prosecutor he was before squaring off against nick. i actually forgot how genuinely insufferable and slimy he was

but also i get to see more of his exasperated face which i adore so its cool

oh my god, poor terry

like wow, this just sucks

anyway what do i need to do to murder dahlia

*is this the case where i can make dahlia suffer*

b... bikini...

oh god we're back to dusky bridge

this place loves hosting crimes huh

i really wish nick would actually TALK with maya, about anything important. theyre been coworkers and friends for what, 2 years in canon? more? yet he treats her like an acquaintance

its especially annoying cuz its almost always important plot stuff he's hiding

its one of those tropes i dislike a lot, where a problem wouldve been EASILY solved if people just communicated slightly more

and lack of communication between characters is fine, there can be good reasons for it. but like, between nick and maya? after all theyve been thru? cmon

its been years and maya still just wants to commit crimes constantly, bless

i just wanted to play vibeo game but my monkey brain forced me to make meme instead :c

ok this is perfect its 2v1 it's in a secluded area we can throw the body over the cliff just fucking do it nick end it all right now

>maya
>"urban sophisticate"
hmm

larry???

oh right i see. going for cougars now huh "laurice"?

"here's a photo i took of her in secret" *stares directly at the camera*

LARRY NO OH GOD OH FUCK

dahlia if you do ANYTHING to larry im gonna murderize you harder than i was planning to

(i sure hope twitter doesnt ban me for this post)

nick how is there ANY doubt in your mind, her hair is a different color ITS EVEN IN THE SAME STYLE COME ON BRO

nope i dont believe this for a second

this motherfucker is either the best liar in existence or some amnesia shit happened i refuse to believe anything else, even if the game confirms its something else

honestly im inclined not to believe amnesia either

NOPE I DONT TRUST THIS SHE'S PLANTING SOMETHING ON ME I KNOW IT

of course someone dies and some bridge nonsense happens right after dahlia leaves, i wonder who couldve done that!!!

am i gonna play as edgeworth? oh man i hope i get to be the prosecutor for once

"phoenix wright: my friend since grade school" miles always thought of him as a friend ;~;

GODDAMIT LARRY *NO* DO ***NOT*** MAKE ME DEFEND THIS WENCH

nope i dont buy your remorse for a second

there's what 4 people dead because of you? 5 or 6 attemps total? eat a dick

"what is mr wright to you?"
"...he is a very dear and indispensable friend"

;;_;; edgey...

ugh i dont buy it fuck off. im gonna have to defend her and she's somehow innocent isnt she? UGH

if she's anything other than dahlia's long lost twin or some shit then i dont care, im gonna try to throw the trial just to get her convicted im the judge jury and executioner now bitch

larry is awfully chill about his mentor getting murderized........

WHERE'S PEARL

to be honest yeah nick has been thru a lot of fucked up stuff in a relatively short period of time https://twitter.com/finaldaft/status/1246355202409508865

stop. with. the. memes.

like really? midichlorians? really?

gumshoe cute :3

oh damn the weird looking judge is coming?

damn larry's a good artist

actually that raises and important question. when a carton character does art in universe, and that art is drawn in the artstyle of the cartoon itself, is that the equivalent of drawing hyper-realistic art irl? is larry a prodigy?

miles never lived down grade school art class huh

i hope maya's ok :c

FRANZISKA TIME

say what you want about her but she's really cute when she does the finger wag that and thats enough for me to like her deep down

since miles and franz have like a sibling thing going on, i wonder if they did like mock trials as practice. the thought's kinda cute

larry character development????

"it was my little brother" franzy he's like 7 years older than you

yeah pearl beat up franziska do it

GODOT WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE

franzy please whip godot instead itd actually be funny for once

wait is that really godot's deal? he blames phoenix with the thing dahlia did??

is this asshole seriously blaming nick for... not stopping the murder of mia which he couldnt know was going to happen? wow he's stupid jesus christ

why is nick pretending like his argument has any merit??? this is dumb

good thing we have maya and/or pearl to just channel mia's spirit so she can talk to godot and tell him to stop being fucking stupid

nick getting whipped constantly would be funny if he deserved it in the slightest

yeah ok it had to have been some twin bullshit but man is this much more expansive than i thought

also this is maya's what, third murder accusation? youd think at some point courts would just throw that shit out on sight

METAL DETECTOR-KUN

THE MOST IMPORTANT RETURNING CHARACTER

this mayb be really preemptive but i dont think elise is misty, morgan makes more sense. i actually thought thats who she was when i first saw her because they looked so similar. but we shall see...

DAHLIA WAS THE ONE BEING CHANNELED FUCK YES THIS IS GETTING GOOD

but also this means i cant kill her again boo

yeah ok so morgan's husband is a scumbag, but still fuck dahlia i hate her

this slow-burn rivals-to-friends bromance between nick and miles is really good i love these two

they were shipped to hell and back by the fandom, werent they

"cute girls never lie. ever." wow godot's a simp no wonder i dont like him anymore

"people are like books. they have a front and a back"

wait so if thats dahlia then that means someone's channeling her... does that maya has been confirmed rescued? did godot hide that from me that FUCKER

ok he didnt know thats better

but hey maya's safe!

but oh no what about iris....

THE BITCH EMERGES

can i just mention how fucked up this universe is where the death penalty gets doled out to just about everyone

i mean, perhaps its more fucked up that a ghost is trying to take revenge against another ghost and thats just a thing that happens now

but none of this wouldve happened if there was no death penalty...

yeah i simply do not believe maya is dead, i do not see it

but wait, why would misty channel dahlia

wait so how do ghosts work, it sounds like they dont remember or do anything if theyre not in a body

this motherfucker has his own theme as his ringtone

nick calm down clearly dahlia is using maya's body right now

the only other option is pearl but we know that she cant channel anyone right now. and actually we saw her the other day while dahlia was inhabiting someone so who's left bro? dummy

i hope dahlia has a good meltdown i need this to cleanse my soul

maya's such a good and smart girl i wish i could make her burgs to eat for being the best

why is it that all the women in this game get way prettier when theyre pissed

first of well where the hell was pearl during all of this

second of all MIA COMING IN CLUTCH LETS FUCKING GO

THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTINGGGG

yeah im pretty happy with a ghost meltdown + eternally living with the impotent rage caused by your mortal shitiness

its a shame like, 10 other people had to die for that BUT OH WELL

what do you want NOW godot

fuck you godot come ON

also mia is RIGHT THERE and you dont care? not even a little? it doesnt change your mind about anything at all? what a dumbo

a three part trial huh, this thing's a fuckin beast

IT WAS MORGAN WASNT IT

of course the problem with my theory is id need to explain how she escaped jail but shhhhh

maya i dont blame you your clan kinda sucks

there's 2 built-in mechanisms that make it so everyone in your clan hates eachother

godot if you dont want to go back to hell i suggest you never yell at maya again for any reason so help me GOD

did... did mia tell maya to hide information?

maya dont look at me with the puppy dog eyes please.....

dont make me feel bad i cant take it

GODOT WAS THERE?????

ok godot's plan was stupid tho

if he wanted to stop morgan's plan, specifically stop pearl from channeling dahlia, he coulda just

burned the instructions. or alerted the police. or come out and tell maya/pearl about whats happening. or have misty step in more than not at all

or told bikini and iris! or somehow just prevent maya from ever going there. it couldve gone so many different ways but he chose the option that allowed the assassination plot to end almost better than intended. misty's fuckin dead now

YEAH IDIOT

ODDLY ENOUGH THE WOMAN YOU LOVE LIVES ON IN HER FAVORITE PUPIL WHO IS CLOSE FRIENDS WITH HER SISTER AND REGULARLY COMES BACK FROM THE DEAD TO HELP HIM OUT AND GIVE HUGS

WHAT A SURPRISE!!

yeah suck my dick godot im pehonix motherfuckin wright im the best you sux

at least he admits he's a dumb, both with his nick hatred and how he handled the morgan plot. i was about to blow a gasket

nick with coffee les goooo

mia loves her dumb lawyer son so much ;~;

BABBY MAYA AND MIA BROKE THE VASE TOO NOOO

ITS TOO CUTE

how many times has that vase been broken

OLDBAG NO GET OUT OF HERE

ace attorney good

i definitely see why this series got meme'd to death. despite it functionally being just a visual novel its got literally everything going for it. fun stories and funner characters, surprisingly expressive art and animation despite limitations, good music, its great

god it took me almost a month for this trilogy, good fuckin times. i think i should retire this thread on a song i like from this game and i know just the one