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You just can't make this shit up
I think I'll start a whole series called "you just can't make this shit up" https://twitter.com/lookner/status/1238860751286214657?s=19
Can't... Shit... https://twitter.com/NorthmanTrader/status/1238803320548007937?s=19
You can't... (Brazil's president bragging l about public manifestations) https://twitter.com/jairbolsonaro/status/1239224139975659521?s=19
FHGFIYTVCXSFHKEDV https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1239202025029734400?s=19
You up can't just shit https://twitter.com/VoltaireLaFlare/status/1238865975266758657?s=19
Don't know what's worse, this irresponsible idiot or his followers https://twitter.com/jairbolsonaro/status/1239229743783981059?s=19
He's onto something here I can feel it
Always being helpful in moments of crisis https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1239031946962808832?s=19
You will know we have reached bottom when these demonstrations of denial stop https://twitter.com/JohnCornyn/status/1238878952644624390?s=19
SHE'S GOING TO BE OK BECAUSE SHE SELF MEDICATES AND TAKES SUPPLEMENTS https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1239211907132862465?s=19
I truly hope history remember this as "The Stupid Age" https://twitter.com/BrantlyWx/status/1239382230117634051?s=20
Will submit this thread as evidence that Idiocracy is now https://twitter.com/nytimesworld/status/1239393959300009985?s=19
What you do when you're sad because of a pandemic?
Join a huge crowd at the magic kingdom!?
https://twitter.com/WDWNT/status/1239351087741702145?s=19
Join a huge crowd at the magic kingdom!?
https://twitter.com/WDWNT/status/1239351087741702145?s=19
Stop this planet I want out https://twitter.com/BernardKerik/status/1239382676429291520?s=19
There's no end to this https://twitter.com/SheriffClarke/status/1239320085778571266?s=20
*COUGH* *COUGH* "MARSHALL LAW" *COUGH* *GASP*
(he means "martial law") https://twitter.com/marcorubio/status/1239553159154057216?s=20
(he means "martial law") https://twitter.com/marcorubio/status/1239553159154057216?s=20
Somebody please tell me he's joking... https://twitter.com/marcorubio/status/1239674274631294977?s=19
I think we can file this one in the "oopsie" box https://twitter.com/BillNeelyNBC/status/1239669547331878915?s=19
But it's an emergency! https://twitter.com/reybango/status/1239706891552534531?s=19
One, two, three, four, five... WAIT A MINUTE https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1239637550828064769?s=19
I'll add this here because you can't make this shit up https://twitter.com/lhfang/status/1239692471514173440?s=19
I think Softbank is winning the can't make this shit up contest now. What the hell?? https://twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/1239684227639238668?s=19
Let's not rush into calling winners here just yet https://twitter.com/maxbergmann/status/1239753967585972226?s=20
Can't... make... this... https://twitter.com/AynRandPaulRyan/status/1239923023223738368?s=20
I think I found a new winner. This is gold of can't make this shit up https://twitter.com/sbstryker/status/1239797745675718656?s=20
Well damn, Trump is back to the top of the list. He knew about the pandemic before everyone else, apparently https://twitter.com/RobertMaguire_/status/1239961023639142400?s=20
7 million followers. Saying getting the virus is inevitable so what' the point
https://twitter.com/DarrenSproat/status/1240009038504419330?s=20
https://twitter.com/DarrenSproat/status/1240009038504419330?s=20
ASYMMETRIC PEOPLE ARE SPREADING THE DISEASE.
Or maybe asymptomatic?
Nah, I'll go with asymmetric. All of you with two right feet! https://www.salon.com/2020/03/18/martha-mcsally-makes-wild-claim-about-covid-19-on-fox-asymmetric-people-are-spreading-this-virus_partner/
Or maybe asymptomatic?
Nah, I'll go with asymmetric. All of you with two right feet! https://www.salon.com/2020/03/18/martha-mcsally-makes-wild-claim-about-covid-19-on-fox-asymmetric-people-are-spreading-this-virus_partner/
Imagine the danger if true: People could die or something. Oh, wait... https://twitter.com/ChrisCuomo/status/1240434653435232256?s=20
Can't make this up https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1240497497312649216?s=19
How could anybody have known, right?
¯\\_(ツ)_/¯ https://twitter.com/CAPAction/status/1240673605421338624
¯\\_(ツ)_/¯ https://twitter.com/CAPAction/status/1240673605421338624
I have a feeling that the masters of this simulation might have handed over the game to somebody else https://twitter.com/SenWarren/status/1240728086175514624?s=20
Honestly best idea hands down so far:
Somebody should just give this virus a call and ask, WHY IS NOBODY DOING THAT https://twitter.com/IngrahamAngle/status/1240967734319558656?s=20
Somebody should just give this virus a call and ask, WHY IS NOBODY DOING THAT https://twitter.com/IngrahamAngle/status/1240967734319558656?s=20
This is how quarantine in Brazil is going https://twitter.com/sauloveronesi/status/1241557426475683841?s=19
Mysteries of numbers... https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1241340736504766465?s=20
Filling this into "maybe it wasn't s great idea" bucket https://me.mashable.com/culture/9534/8-tweets-that-perfectly-sum-up-the-train-wreck-that-is-gal-gadots-imagine
Finally a comforting message we all needed in this moment https://twitter.com/EricTrump/status/1240969223838580737?s=20
Tests positive
They said quarantine, but it's the weekend, so... https://twitter.com/NBCLA/status/1241516009569148928?s=20
Dear God, how do these people get elected... https://twitter.com/BillyCorben/status/1241740081343447040?s=19
You just can't make this shit up... https://twitter.com/kaitlancollins/status/1242089699990286340?s=20
Probably fair, I'd think... https://news.yahoo.com/baltimores-mayor-urges-residents-stop-172222256.html
The beginning of this thread was a bit funny, but now it's just terrifying https://twitter.com/TheRickWilson/status/1242155643173310464?s=20
More terrifying every day https://twitter.com/ndrew_lawrence/status/1242245135129346050?s=20
Brazilian gangs putting a lockdown in place before the politicians https://twitter.com/AndrewCesare/status/1242174265547468803?s=20
Ok, but by the other hand...
I can't think of anything to say https://twitter.com/_cingraham/status/1242549440558190592?s=20
I can't think of anything to say https://twitter.com/_cingraham/status/1242549440558190592?s=20
Just received this on the mail. The free lunch is tempting but thinking this might be a trap
It's not getting less creepy https://twitter.com/ndrew_lawrence/status/1242610212554575872?s=20
Well that's too bad isn't it... https://twitter.com/AwardsDarwin/status/1242467883080433664?s=20
Why not also blaming on little children for extra evil points? https://twitter.com/RawStory/status/1242878943281242112?s=20
Unbelievable... https://twitter.com/CBCKatie/status/1242961019380682752?s=20
Canada: 39 deaths so far
USA: 1177 deaths so far
Trump: Must close our borders while making sure everybody can go to the church on Easter https://twitter.com/MercedesGlobal/status/1243180272415318017?s=20
USA: 1177 deaths so far
Trump: Must close our borders while making sure everybody can go to the church on Easter https://twitter.com/MercedesGlobal/status/1243180272415318017?s=20
"If children are not at risk, why close schools?"
Brazil's president in an official communication to the nation
Brazil's president in an official communication to the nation
You know things are bad when "California" is used as a synonym for common sense https://twitter.com/TPM/status/1243537924374900737?s=20
Don't you hate when you miss an e-mail and a lot of people die? https://twitter.com/anandMenon1/status/1243232262864453633?s=20
If only he was the president and had some executive power or something, then he wouldn't need to Tweet these orders https://twitter.com/StevenTDennis/status/1243559784927952896?s=20
"If it works, we did a great thing, if it doesn't work, we tried..." https://twitter.com/ALT_uscis/status/1243676434134110209?s=20
People dying is terrifying sure but what about not being able to get your nails done?? https://twitter.com/revrrlewis/status/1243162967555870721?s=20
SOCIAL DISTANCING https://twitter.com/JimMFelton/status/1243814602804269061?s=20
I'M NOT WORRIED AT ALL, IT'S GOING TO BE FINE https://www.thedailybeast.com/dont-worry-america-jared-kushner-is-going-to-save-you-from-covid-19
I always wondered if there's a point where all the shit starts canceling each other. Looks like we've got there https://twitter.com/JoelBerkowitz/status/1243537482270085129?s=20
They said they will only come if Trump is nice to them
Today, in "This was probably a really bad idea": https://twitter.com/michale_price/status/1241939725121921025?s=19
This is end of March and here's Brazil's genoci, I mean president is doing right now https://twitter.com/jairbolsonaro/status/1244271496543035400?s=20
Wait until TV producers learn this formula where the audience has to watch the show or else they will all die. Huge audience hit, game changer https://twitter.com/danpfeiffer/status/1244321737430274048?s=20
I know I already posted this but I just want to highlight how absurd and insane it is to think it would be appropriate to brag about audience ratings when you're the president and your country is in a major emergency crisis. Imagine being this egomaniac. https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1244320570315018240?s=20
I was worried about all these people dying but now that the pillow guy said everything is fine, I'm ok https://twitter.com/ALT_uscis/status/1244766560453001217?s=20
Somebody must have used cartoons to explain it https://twitter.com/BFriedmanDC/status/1245170751994544128?s=20
Can't make this up... https://twitter.com/GadgetsBoy/status/1245920916141264900?s=20
How to make friends Trump way https://twitter.com/ben_a_adams/status/1245797519055036417?s=20
