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You just can& #39;t make this shit up
I think I& #39;ll start a whole series called "you just can& #39;t make this shit up" https://twitter.com/lookner/status/1238860751286214657?s=19">https://twitter.com/lookner/s...
You can& #39;t... https://twitter.com/NorthmanTrader/status/1238802296059965440?s=19">https://twitter.com/NorthmanT...
Can& #39;t... Shit... https://twitter.com/NorthmanTrader/status/1238803320548007937?s=19">https://twitter.com/NorthmanT...
You just... https://twitter.com/LeeHolly81/status/1238800691667374081?s=19">https://twitter.com/LeeHolly8...
Shit up https://twitter.com/SenBobCasey/status/1238472608049508353?s=19">https://twitter.com/SenBobCas...
Can& #39;t... https://twitter.com/erikhinton/status/1238826118721024000?s=19">https://twitter.com/erikhinto...
You just... https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1238875821319704581?s=09">https://twitter.com/Acyn/stat...
Up can& #39;t... https://twitter.com/DylanReeve/status/1238924168143372288?s=19">https://twitter.com/DylanReev...
You... https://twitter.com/PopTechWorks/status/1238923012596011015?s=19">https://twitter.com/PopTechWo...
Make this... https://twitter.com/JeremyKonyndyk/status/1239008893839249409?s=19">https://twitter.com/JeremyKon...
You... https://twitter.com/jbarro/status/1239043765853175814?s=19">https://twitter.com/jbarro/st...
Just... https://twitter.com/scalzi/status/1238842194166939648?s=19">https://twitter.com/scalzi/st...
Can& #39;t... https://twitter.com/ProfBrianCox/status/1239117671515533313?s=19">https://twitter.com/ProfBrian...
Make... https://twitter.com/briantylercohen/status/1239042889667104769?s=19">https://twitter.com/briantyle...
This shit... https://twitter.com/realkatiejow/status/1238937001463877632?s=19">https://twitter.com/realkatie...
Up... https://twitter.com/cmarinucci/status/1239202621719633920?s=19">https://twitter.com/cmarinucc...
You can& #39;t... (Brazil& #39;s president bragging l about public manifestations) https://twitter.com/jairbolsonaro/status/1239224139975659521?s=19">https://twitter.com/jairbolso...
FHGFIYTVCXSFHKEDV https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1239202025029734400?s=19">https://twitter.com/realDonal...
You up can& #39;t just shit https://twitter.com/VoltaireLaFlare/status/1238865975266758657?s=19">https://twitter.com/VoltaireL...
Don& #39;t know what& #39;s worse, this irresponsible idiot or his followers https://twitter.com/jairbolsonaro/status/1239229743783981059?s=19">https://twitter.com/jairbolso...
He& #39;s onto something here I can feel it
Always being helpful in moments of crisis https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1239031946962808832?s=19">https://twitter.com/elonmusk/...
I mean...
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You will know we have reached bottom when these demonstrations of denial stop https://twitter.com/JohnCornyn/status/1238878952644624390?s=19">https://twitter.com/JohnCorny...
SHE& #39;S GOING TO BE OK BECAUSE SHE SELF MEDICATES AND TAKES SUPPLEMENTS https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1239211907132862465?s=19">https://twitter.com/barstools...
I truly hope history remember this as "The Stupid Age" https://twitter.com/BrantlyWx/status/1239382230117634051?s=20">https://twitter.com/BrantlyWx...
Will submit this thread as evidence that Idiocracy is now https://twitter.com/nytimesworld/status/1239393959300009985?s=19">https://twitter.com/nytimeswo...
JESUS CHRIST PEOPLE
https://twitter.com/CashNastyGaming/status/1239039704181493761?s=19">https://twitter.com/CashNasty...
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What you do when you& #39;re sad because of a pandemic?
Join a huge crowd at the magic kingdom!?
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤦♂️" title="Man facepalming" aria-label="Emoji: Man facepalming"> https://twitter.com/WDWNT/status/1239351087741702145?s=19">https://twitter.com/WDWNT/sta...
Join a huge crowd at the magic kingdom!?
Stop this planet I want out https://twitter.com/BernardKerik/status/1239382676429291520?s=19">https://twitter.com/BernardKe...
https://twitter.com/elizondogabriel/status/1239365344633987075?s=19">https://twitter.com/elizondog...
There& #39;s no end to this https://twitter.com/SheriffClarke/status/1239320085778571266?s=20">https://twitter.com/SheriffCl...
Florida https://twitter.com/WFLA/status/1239618604255059975?s=20">https://twitter.com/WFLA/stat...
*COUGH* *COUGH* "MARSHALL LAW" *COUGH* *GASP*
(he means "martial law") https://twitter.com/marcorubio/status/1239553159154057216?s=20">https://twitter.com/marcorubi...
(he means "martial law") https://twitter.com/marcorubio/status/1239553159154057216?s=20">https://twitter.com/marcorubi...
Somebody please tell me he& #39;s joking... https://twitter.com/marcorubio/status/1239674274631294977?s=19">https://twitter.com/marcorubi...
I think we can file this one in the "oopsie" box https://twitter.com/BillNeelyNBC/status/1239669547331878915?s=19">https://twitter.com/BillNeely...
But it& #39;s an emergency! https://twitter.com/reybango/status/1239706891552534531?s=19">https://twitter.com/reybango/...
One, two, three, four, five... WAIT A MINUTE https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1239637550828064769?s=19">https://twitter.com/Reuters/s...
I& #39;ll add this here because you can& #39;t make this shit up https://twitter.com/lhfang/status/1239692471514173440?s=19">https://twitter.com/lhfang/st...
I think Softbank is winning the can& #39;t make this shit up contest now. What the hell?? https://twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/1239684227639238668?s=19">https://twitter.com/SwiftOnSe...
Let& #39;s not rush into calling winners here just yet https://twitter.com/maxbergmann/status/1239753967585972226?s=20">https://twitter.com/maxbergma...
Can& #39;t... make... this... https://twitter.com/AynRandPaulRyan/status/1239923023223738368?s=20">https://twitter.com/AynRandPa...
Can& #39;t... https://twitter.com/weijia/status/1239923246801334283?s=20">https://twitter.com/weijia/st...
I think I found a new winner. This is gold of can& #39;t make this shit up https://twitter.com/sbstryker/status/1239797745675718656?s=20">https://twitter.com/sbstryker...
Well damn, Trump is back to the top of the list. He knew about the pandemic before everyone else, apparently https://twitter.com/RobertMaguire_/status/1239961023639142400?s=20">https://twitter.com/RobertMag...
7 million followers. Saying getting the virus is inevitable so what& #39; the point
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Can& #39;t... https://twitter.com/HoarseWisperer/status/1240068534962728962?s=20">https://twitter.com/HoarseWis...
ASYMMETRIC PEOPLE ARE SPREADING THE DISEASE.
Or maybe asymptomatic?
Nah, I& #39;ll go with asymmetric. All of you with two right feet! https://www.salon.com/2020/03/18/martha-mcsally-makes-wild-claim-about-covid-19-on-fox-asymmetric-people-are-spreading-this-virus_partner/">https://www.salon.com/2020/03/1...
Or maybe asymptomatic?
Nah, I& #39;ll go with asymmetric. All of you with two right feet! https://www.salon.com/2020/03/18/martha-mcsally-makes-wild-claim-about-covid-19-on-fox-asymmetric-people-are-spreading-this-virus_partner/">https://www.salon.com/2020/03/1...
Imagine the danger if true: People could die or something. Oh, wait... https://twitter.com/ChrisCuomo/status/1240434653435232256?s=20">https://twitter.com/ChrisCuom...
Can& #39;t make this up https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1240497497312649216?s=19">https://twitter.com/elonmusk/...
Details... https://www.thedailybeast.com/sen-ron-johnson-we-shouldnt-shut-down-economy-just-cause-up-to-34-percent-of-population-could-die">https://www.thedailybeast.com/sen-ron-j...
How could anybody have known, right?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://twitter.com/CAPAction/status/1240673605421338624">https://twitter.com/CAPAction...
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://twitter.com/CAPAction/status/1240673605421338624">https://twitter.com/CAPAction...
I have a feeling that the masters of this simulation might have handed over the game to somebody else https://twitter.com/SenWarren/status/1240728086175514624?s=20">https://twitter.com/SenWarren...
Inspiring https://twitter.com/ResisterSis20/status/1240413683483803649?s=19">https://twitter.com/ResisterS...
Honestly best idea hands down so far:
Somebody should just give this virus a call and ask, WHY IS NOBODY DOING THAT https://twitter.com/IngrahamAngle/status/1240967734319558656?s=20">https://twitter.com/IngrahamA...
Somebody should just give this virus a call and ask, WHY IS NOBODY DOING THAT https://twitter.com/IngrahamAngle/status/1240967734319558656?s=20">https://twitter.com/IngrahamA...
This is how quarantine in Brazil is going https://twitter.com/sauloveronesi/status/1241557426475683841?s=19">https://twitter.com/saulovero...
Mysteries of numbers... https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1241340736504766465?s=20">https://twitter.com/mitchellv...
Filling this into "maybe it wasn& #39;t s great idea" bucket https://me.mashable.com/culture/9534/8-tweets-that-perfectly-sum-up-the-train-wreck-that-is-gal-gadots-imagine">https://me.mashable.com/culture/9...
Finally a comforting message we all needed in this moment https://twitter.com/EricTrump/status/1240969223838580737?s=20">https://twitter.com/EricTrump...
March 21st https://twitter.com/nielslesniewski/status/1241481373225017345?s=20">https://twitter.com/nielslesn...
They said quarantine, but it& #39;s the weekend, so... https://twitter.com/NBCLA/status/1241516009569148928?s=20">https://twitter.com/NBCLA/sta...
Please study basic finance, people
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Dear God, how do these people get elected... https://twitter.com/BillyCorben/status/1241740081343447040?s=19">https://twitter.com/BillyCorb...
You just can& #39;t make this shit up... https://twitter.com/kaitlancollins/status/1242089699990286340?s=20">https://twitter.com/kaitlanco...
Probably fair, I& #39;d think... https://news.yahoo.com/baltimores-mayor-urges-residents-stop-172222256.html">https://news.yahoo.com/baltimore...
The beginning of this thread was a bit funny, but now it& #39;s just terrifying https://twitter.com/TheRickWilson/status/1242155643173310464?s=20">https://twitter.com/TheRickWi...
More terrifying every day https://twitter.com/ndrew_lawrence/status/1242245135129346050?s=20">https://twitter.com/ndrew_law...
Brazilian gangs putting a lockdown in place before the politicians https://twitter.com/AndrewCesare/status/1242174265547468803?s=20">https://twitter.com/AndrewCes...
Bless him https://twitter.com/KiwiEV/status/1242267839236583427?s=20">https://twitter.com/KiwiEV/st...
Ok, but by the other hand...
I can& #39;t think of anything to say https://twitter.com/_cingraham/status/1242549440558190592?s=20">https://twitter.com/_cingraha...
I can& #39;t think of anything to say https://twitter.com/_cingraham/status/1242549440558190592?s=20">https://twitter.com/_cingraha...
Just received this on the mail. The free lunch is tempting but thinking this might be a trap
SUCCESS https://twitter.com/GOP/status/1242551578038611971?s=20">https://twitter.com/GOP/statu...
It& #39;s not getting less creepy https://twitter.com/ndrew_lawrence/status/1242610212554575872?s=20">https://twitter.com/ndrew_law...
Well that& #39;s too bad isn& #39;t it... https://twitter.com/AwardsDarwin/status/1242467883080433664?s=20">https://twitter.com/AwardsDar...
Easter... https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1242537995103846400?s=20">https://twitter.com/atrupar/s...
The new normal https://twitter.com/hilaryagro/status/1241065575918362624?s=20">https://twitter.com/hilaryagr...
Why not also blaming on little children for extra evil points? https://twitter.com/RawStory/status/1242878943281242112?s=20">https://twitter.com/RawStory/...
Sigh... https://twitter.com/YAppelbaum/status/1243015952557658113?s=20">https://twitter.com/YAppelbau...
Unbelievable... https://twitter.com/CBCKatie/status/1242961019380682752?s=20">https://twitter.com/CBCKatie/...
Texas... https://twitter.com/NormaPadron_/status/1243243925386735622?s=20">https://twitter.com/NormaPadr...
Canada: 39 deaths so far
USA: 1177 deaths so far
Trump: Must close our borders while making sure everybody can go to the church on Easter https://twitter.com/MercedesGlobal/status/1243180272415318017?s=20">https://twitter.com/MercedesG...
USA: 1177 deaths so far
Trump: Must close our borders while making sure everybody can go to the church on Easter https://twitter.com/MercedesGlobal/status/1243180272415318017?s=20">https://twitter.com/MercedesG...
"If children are not at risk, why close schools?"
Brazil& #39;s president in an official communication to the nation
Brazil& #39;s president in an official communication to the nation
You know things are bad when "California" is used as a synonym for common sense https://twitter.com/TPM/status/1243537924374900737?s=20">https://twitter.com/TPM/statu...
Don& #39;t you hate when you miss an e-mail and a lot of people die? https://twitter.com/anandMenon1/status/1243232262864453633?s=20">https://twitter.com/anandMeno...
If only he was the president and had some executive power or something, then he wouldn& #39;t need to Tweet these orders https://twitter.com/StevenTDennis/status/1243559784927952896?s=20">https://twitter.com/StevenTDe...
"If it works, we did a great thing, if it doesn& #39;t work, we tried..." https://twitter.com/ALT_uscis/status/1243676434134110209?s=20">https://twitter.com/ALT_uscis...
People dying is terrifying sure but what about not being able to get your nails done?? https://twitter.com/revrrlewis/status/1243162967555870721?s=20">https://twitter.com/revrrlewi...
SOCIAL DISTANCING https://twitter.com/JimMFelton/status/1243814602804269061?s=20">https://twitter.com/JimMFelto...
I& #39;M NOT WORRIED AT ALL, IT& #39;S GOING TO BE FINE https://www.thedailybeast.com/dont-worry-america-jared-kushner-is-going-to-save-you-from-covid-19">https://www.thedailybeast.com/dont-worr...
I always wondered if there& #39;s a point where all the shit starts canceling each other. Looks like we& #39;ve got there https://twitter.com/JoelBerkowitz/status/1243537482270085129?s=20">https://twitter.com/JoelBerko...
Smh... https://twitter.com/GovMurphy/status/1243988789057466368?s=20">https://twitter.com/GovMurphy...
They said they will only come if Trump is nice to them
Today, in "This was probably a really bad idea": https://twitter.com/michale_price/status/1241939725121921025?s=19">https://twitter.com/michale_p...
This is end of March and here& #39;s Brazil& #39;s genoci, I mean president is doing right now https://twitter.com/jairbolsonaro/status/1244271496543035400?s=20">https://twitter.com/jairbolso...
Wait until TV producers learn this formula where the audience has to watch the show or else they will all die. Huge audience hit, game changer https://twitter.com/danpfeiffer/status/1244321737430274048?s=20">https://twitter.com/danpfeiff...
I know I already posted this but I just want to highlight how absurd and insane it is to think it would be appropriate to brag about audience ratings when you& #39;re the president and your country is in a major emergency crisis. Imagine being this egomaniac. https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1244320570315018240?s=20">https://twitter.com/realDonal...
I was worried about all these people dying but now that the pillow guy said everything is fine, I& #39;m ok https://twitter.com/ALT_uscis/status/1244766560453001217?s=20">https://twitter.com/ALT_uscis...
Somebody must have used cartoons to explain it https://twitter.com/BFriedmanDC/status/1245170751994544128?s=20">https://twitter.com/BFriedman...
Can& #39;t make this up... https://twitter.com/GadgetsBoy/status/1245920916141264900?s=20">https://twitter.com/GadgetsBo...
How to make friends Trump way https://twitter.com/ben_a_adams/status/1245797519055036417?s=20">https://twitter.com/ben_a_ada...
Priorities... https://twitter.com/JenniferJJacobs/status/1246144005559201792?s=20">https://twitter.com/JenniferJ...
