#SocialDistanceStyle Day 1: self-quarantine is a time to embrace patterns. these pumpkin leggings pair unquestioningly with this heart dress. spring is almost upon us, which means it's nearly Halloween
#SocialDistanceStyle Day 2: accessorize, baby! you're never fully dressed without a notebook of naughty thoughts or a message board that shames you into remembering your priorities!
#SocialDistanceStyle Day 3: summon summer weather by donning your favorite swimsuit. apologize to climate scientists for raising the global temp with your hotness. donate to the polar bears to even things out #dogood #feelgood
#SocialDistanceStyle Day 4: remember who you are during this time. my Irish identity is relevant exactly once per year, so here's a hat. my feminism is always relevant. just ruin the patriarchy. support women, including transwomen. spread love. not germs. kiss me thru the phone.
#SocialDistanceStyle Day 5: comfort over style at this point in the quarantine, my friends. I have left bed today, but now I'm back in it. I wrote a couple of letters. finished a poem from 2018. enjoyed music. did laundry. my Emily Dickinson vibes have been activated
#SocialDistanceStyle Day 6: what are clothes, if you really think about it.
#SocialDistanceStyle Day 7: read philosophy in your comfiest turtleneck. if you can't go to an island, bring the island to you. at this rate, I will finally learn to hula. 🌺
#SocialDistanceStyle Day 8: Recklessly wear a lip-patterned shirt with purple jeans. Walk in the cold with wet hair. Form a grudge against the coronavirus and the resulting pandemic. Cry.
#SocialDistanceStyle Day 9: [Photo Redacted] Use your imagination.
#SocialDistanceStyle Day 10: Spend time with your inner circle (it's literally just Kody and some of my sisters). Pick up essential items in--yikes--society (it's literally Cheez-its and vino). Let it snow.❄️
#SocialDistanceStyle Day 11: Meg got me this cute dress from Australia! Take some mirror selfies. Maybe your mirror needs to be cleaned. What a busy day we have here.
#SocialDistanceStyle Day 12: Elephant punk looks are very "in" this quarantine.
#SocialDistanceStyle Day 13: Fall in love with yourself again. You are so cute despite perpetually chapped lips and a deep desire to please others
#SocialDistanceStyle Day 14: Sometimes you need to rebel in a tiny, harmless way.
#SocialDistanceStyle Day 15: The universe is so confusing. Wear something clean. Literally anything matches Shapeshifter, the debut poetry book by Sarah O'Brien
#SocialDistanceStyle Day 16: Everything you feel is valid. Wear something cozy.
#SocialDistanceStyle Day 17: Sweatshirts are the movement.
#SocialDistanceStyle Day 18: Don't look at me.
#SocialDistanceStyle Days 19 & 20 Books make you look smarter. Poetry books by Sarah O'Brien make you look like a genius. Word on the tweet.
#SocialDistanceStyle Day 21: When getting trained for a job you held for seven years, you gotta represent your true passion through your fashion. Match your nostalgia with the rain. #WouldRatherBeReading
#SocialDistanceStyle Day 22: could the front lines be any less fashionable
#SocialDistanceStyle Day 23: I feel like I've done so many things wrong in such a short amount of time. Black goes with anything. Wear a statement necklace.
#SocialDistanceStyle Day 24: The Scream by Edvard Munch really says it all.
#SocialDistanceStyle Day 25: Oh, you knew the pumpkin pants would be back. Reading your cards.
#SocialDistanceStyle Day 26: I took a selfie in a black tee this morning before work for this thread, but then my phone went missing. Alas.
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