Just had a great conversation with my cat. We discussed the following:

1. Is he a little baby
2. He is in fact a little baby
3. The fact that he& #39;s very cute
4. The origin of how he got to be so cute
5. Why he is so little
6. Details as to how he& #39;s a good boy
We& #39;re having a follow-up meeting to discuss a higher rate of meetings themselves, given the global lockdown. For the foreseeable future, he& #39;s a cute little soft baby.
UPDATE:

Given the global news, we met at 11:15am this morning with the following update:

1) He has a fluffy belly
2) Who has a fluffy baby?
3) Again, his belly is fluffy
4) He& #39;s a crazy little teenie
5) Additionally, he& #39;s a teensie tiny
SECOND UPDATE: Loki refuses to take any notes during our meetings and has no reaction when I tell him how beautiful of a boy he is. The morale and respect for leadership right now is at a low. He& #39;s still a squishy little love, though.
He& #39;s not even listening to me anymore.
I just let Loki know the midwest will flood with rain this week. He& #39;s incredibly panicked.
I told his older brother about this tweet. He doesn& #39;t seem to care.
I asked him if he knows he& #39;s a big soft warm snuggly older brother and he refuses to provide an answer without HR present.
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