Day 11 of no #sports
No picture to post. Chris is still playing fortnite. I went back to work so that killed some time but UGH
No picture to post. Chris is still playing fortnite. I went back to work so that killed some time but UGH
Day 13 of no #sports
Guys. Followers. Looking for real suggestions. What do people do/talk about when there are no sport? My head hurts today from non-stimulation
Guys. Followers. Looking for real suggestions. What do people do/talk about when there are no sport? My head hurts today from non-stimulation
Day 16 of no #sports
Today Chris and I went for a bike ride with 38 mph winds. At one point we literally could not move forward up the hill and had to walk
Today Chris and I went for a bike ride with 38 mph winds. At one point we literally could not move forward up the hill and had to walk

Day 17 of no #sports
Could not move today. Legs so shot from yesterday. Just imagine your physical therapist wincing in pain showing you a squat

Could not move today. Legs so shot from yesterday. Just imagine your physical therapist wincing in pain showing you a squat



Day 22 of no #sports
Went grocery shopping for the first time in 3 weeks (yes, things got weird towards the end of the 3 weeks). Came home, sanitized everything and put stuff in new containers. Took 3 hour.
Went grocery shopping for the first time in 3 weeks (yes, things got weird towards the end of the 3 weeks). Came home, sanitized everything and put stuff in new containers. Took 3 hour.
Day 23 of no #sports
Watched the @GatorsMBK win the 2007 NCAA tournament on YouTube. Forgot just how dominant that team was
Watched the @GatorsMBK win the 2007 NCAA tournament on YouTube. Forgot just how dominant that team was
Day 24 of no #sports
Watching @stoolpresidente open packages for >1 hour is surprisingly entertaining #unboxing
Watching @stoolpresidente open packages for >1 hour is surprisingly entertaining #unboxing
Day 26 of no #sports
Why lie? I watched @stoolpresidente open packages again and was widely entertained. Good luck Randolph Portnoy #unboxing
Why lie? I watched @stoolpresidente open packages again and was widely entertained. Good luck Randolph Portnoy #unboxing
Day 27 of no #sports
Today would have been the start of #TheMasters and honestly that is just TOO MUCH
Today would have been the start of #TheMasters and honestly that is just TOO MUCH
Day 29 of no #sports
Dropped this bad boy off at some friends house for our baked goods exchange system. LOOK AT THAT
Dropped this bad boy off at some friends house for our baked goods exchange system. LOOK AT THAT
Day 30 of no #sports
I watched the #MastersRewind today. It did not fulfill my need for sports, it made it worse. I miss sports so much
I watched the #MastersRewind today. It did not fulfill my need for sports, it made it worse. I miss sports so much

Day 31 of no #sports
Normally small talk with patients includes a recap of the day before’s sports. Today I told the same story of an errant tire I saw on the way to work to, seriously, 12 different people
Normally small talk with patients includes a recap of the day before’s sports. Today I told the same story of an errant tire I saw on the way to work to, seriously, 12 different people
Day 32 of no #sports
Today I saw 70% of my normal caseload. Came home and the back is on FIRE lololololol
Today I saw 70% of my normal caseload. Came home and the back is on FIRE lololololol
Day 34 of no #sports
Took a half day tomorrow at work so I could play golf in the afternoon but CLEVELAND DECIDED TO SNOW 4” TODAY


Took a half day tomorrow at work so I could play golf in the afternoon but CLEVELAND DECIDED TO SNOW 4” TODAY




Day 35 of no #sports
So the half day consisted of me getting screamed at at work and me ruminating how some asshole can make me hate my dream job. How bout not yelling at healthcare workers right now????
So the half day consisted of me getting screamed at at work and me ruminating how some asshole can make me hate my dream job. How bout not yelling at healthcare workers right now????
Day 37 of no #sports
Somehow convinced Chris to let me cook breakfast for dinner so overall a good day
Somehow convinced Chris to let me cook breakfast for dinner so overall a good day
Day 38 of no #sports
Updated to reflect what actually occupied my night. Watching . @adamlambert YouTube videos for longer than I’m proud to admit and wildly entertained
Updated to reflect what actually occupied my night. Watching . @adamlambert YouTube videos for longer than I’m proud to admit and wildly entertained
Day 39 of no #sports
I hope future me looks at this twitter thread via timehop in x years and is like: wow girl you needed a hobby BAD
I hope future me looks at this twitter thread via timehop in x years and is like: wow girl you needed a hobby BAD
Day 41 of no #sports
After a lengthy discussion with my coworkers, the #NFLDraft does not count because there is no athletic thing happening.
But, I feel slightly fulfilled
After a lengthy discussion with my coworkers, the #NFLDraft does not count because there is no athletic thing happening.
But, I feel slightly fulfilled
Day 44 of no #sports
I made beer bread because I can’t find yeast ANYWHERE and honestly it was so disgusting. I can’t get over how angry I am that it was so gross
I made beer bread because I can’t find yeast ANYWHERE and honestly it was so disgusting. I can’t get over how angry I am that it was so gross
Day 45 of no #sports
I want to lay out in the hot sun (like >85 degrees) and get a tan so bad it hurts. I miss Florida so much
I want to lay out in the hot sun (like >85 degrees) and get a tan so bad it hurts. I miss Florida so much

Day 46 of no #sports
All caught up on #TheLastDance
I never want this documentary to end. This must’ve been really cool to watch in real time
All caught up on #TheLastDance
I never want this documentary to end. This must’ve been really cool to watch in real time
Day 47 of no #sports
Day 49 of no #sports
Just went back and checked my thread. Turns out I marked day 8 twice because reading and counting are hard. Today is day 49. 49 days without sports.
Just went back and checked my thread. Turns out I marked day 8 twice because reading and counting are hard. Today is day 49. 49 days without sports.
Day 51 of no #sports
Today we golfed. It was 70 degrees and sunny in Cleveland. I miss coming home and watching sports
Today we golfed. It was 70 degrees and sunny in Cleveland. I miss coming home and watching sports
Day 53 of no #sports
Tonight instead of working on my presentation for Wednesday, I am doing nothing instead
Tonight instead of working on my presentation for Wednesday, I am doing nothing instead
Day 56 of no #sports
Now that #TheMatch is officially set, does that mark the end of this Twitter thread?
Now that #TheMatch is officially set, does that mark the end of this Twitter thread?
Day 58 of no #sports
#thematch will not count as a sporting event. Whoever voted, your one opinion reigns supreme
#thematch will not count as a sporting event. Whoever voted, your one opinion reigns supreme
Day 59 of no #sports
Today I made an herb slow cooker bread to try and redeem myself from the gross beer bread. It has been determined that I won’t be making any other bread besides banana
Today I made an herb slow cooker bread to try and redeem myself from the gross beer bread. It has been determined that I won’t be making any other bread besides banana
Day 60 of no #sports
Chris and i changed sides of the bed we’ve slept on for the past year and a half. Yup. That’s the excitement for today.
Chris and i changed sides of the bed we’ve slept on for the past year and a half. Yup. That’s the excitement for today.
Day 61 of no #sports
For all 4 of you who may be following this twitter thread into its third horrific month of existence, I know ufc came back. BUT I refuse to watch a sport where the goal is to give another human a traumatic brain injury

For all 4 of you who may be following this twitter thread into its third horrific month of existence, I know ufc came back. BUT I refuse to watch a sport where the goal is to give another human a traumatic brain injury



Day 62 of no #sports
Today I attempted to make carbonara and what I learned is this:
I am not good at making carbonara
Today I attempted to make carbonara and what I learned is this:
I am not good at making carbonara
Day 65 of no #sports
Today I was wronged by the Cleveland Metroparks. Drove 30 minutes to my Tee time only to find out the course was closed. No call or nothing
Today I was wronged by the Cleveland Metroparks. Drove 30 minutes to my Tee time only to find out the course was closed. No call or nothing

Day 66 of no #sports
Today I watched live golf played by professionals. I am satisfied but I don’t think this counts because sports aren’t back yet
Today I watched live golf played by professionals. I am satisfied but I don’t think this counts because sports aren’t back yet
Day 70 of no #sports
After a bad day at work, came home to chris made tacos and @BuffaloBills #embedded pulled up on the tv. #letsgo
After a bad day at work, came home to chris made tacos and @BuffaloBills #embedded pulled up on the tv. #letsgo
Day 71 without #sports
Just started #dave and omg I haven’t lold that hard in so long @lildickytweets please get a second season
Just started #dave and omg I haven’t lold that hard in so long @lildickytweets please get a second season