Day 1 without #sports :
Maybe I’ll read about sports? If I remember how?
Day 2 of no #sports

Not sure what to do with this thing
Day 3 of no #sports

Guess I’ll become an Instagram cookie-er
Day 4 of no #sports

Watching this 🤦🏻‍♀️
Day 5 of no #sports

Wasn’t all bad ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Day 6 of no #sports

Starting my poster for Cleveland Clinic Ortho case report day
Day 8 of no #sports

Well, I finished the cookies. My daisys look more like sunny side up eggs🤷🏻‍♀️
Day 8 of no #sports

Had to go for a drive
Day 9 of no #sports

What’s actually happening:
Day 10 with no #sports

Our entertainment has finally arrived in the form of a tiny puzzle
Day 11 of no #sports

No picture to post. Chris is still playing fortnite. I went back to work so that killed some time but UGH
Day 12 of no #sports

I took a nap to kill time before I go to sleep before work
Day 13 of no #sports

Guys. Followers. Looking for real suggestions. What do people do/talk about when there are no sport? My head hurts today from non-stimulation
Day 14 of no #sports

I don’t have anything. A lot of me is sports
Day 15 of no #sports

... inventorying food to prep for next weeks shopping trip ☹️
Day 16 of no #sports

Today Chris and I went for a bike ride with 38 mph winds. At one point we literally could not move forward up the hill and had to walk 😂
Day 17 of no #sports

Could not move today. Legs so shot from yesterday. Just imagine your physical therapist wincing in pain showing you a squat 🙄🙄🙄
Day 18 of no #sports

... 🤷🏻‍♀️
Day 19 of no #sports

This will do:
Day 20 of no #sports

Thanks @CandyCrushSaga
Day 21 of no #sports

Finished #TigerKing
I need a new show now plz
Day 22 of no #sports

Went grocery shopping for the first time in 3 weeks (yes, things got weird towards the end of the 3 weeks). Came home, sanitized everything and put stuff in new containers. Took 3 hour.
Day 23 of no #sports

Watched the @GatorsMBK win the 2007 NCAA tournament on YouTube. Forgot just how dominant that team was
Day 24 of no #sports

Watching @stoolpresidente open packages for >1 hour is surprisingly entertaining #unboxing
Day 25 of no #sports

Can’t wait for these severe storms to hit!
Day 26 of no #sports

Why lie? I watched @stoolpresidente open packages again and was widely entertained. Good luck Randolph Portnoy #unboxing
Day 27 of no #sports

Today would have been the start of #TheMasters and honestly that is just TOO MUCH
Day 28 of no #sports

Nothing to add today. Not a great day
Day 29 of no #sports

Dropped this bad boy off at some friends house for our baked goods exchange system. LOOK AT THAT
Day 30 of no #sports

I watched the #MastersRewind today. It did not fulfill my need for sports, it made it worse. I miss sports so much ☹️
Day 31 of no #sports

Normally small talk with patients includes a recap of the day before’s sports. Today I told the same story of an errant tire I saw on the way to work to, seriously, 12 different people
Day 32 of no #sports

Today I saw 70% of my normal caseload. Came home and the back is on FIRE lololololol
Day 33 of no #sports

I would literally watch any live professional sport right now. Even soccer
Day 34 of no #sports

Took a half day tomorrow at work so I could play golf in the afternoon but CLEVELAND DECIDED TO SNOW 4” TODAY 😭😭😭😭
Day 35 of no #sports

So the half day consisted of me getting screamed at at work and me ruminating how some asshole can make me hate my dream job. How bout not yelling at healthcare workers right now????
Day 36 of no #sports

I’m pretty sure the only thing I thought about today was my next meal
Day 37 of no #sports

Somehow convinced Chris to let me cook breakfast for dinner so overall a good day
Day 38 of no #sports

Updated to reflect what actually occupied my night. Watching . @adamlambert YouTube videos for longer than I’m proud to admit and wildly entertained
Day 39 of no #sports

I hope future me looks at this twitter thread via timehop in x years and is like: wow girl you needed a hobby BAD
Day 40 of no #sports

Already pregaming the #NFLDraft
Day 41 of no #sports

After a lengthy discussion with my coworkers, the #NFLDraft does not count because there is no athletic thing happening.

But, I feel slightly fulfilled
Day 42 of no #sports

Shotgunning beers for every #bills pick because why not #BillsMafia #NFLDraft
Day 43 of no #sports

I’m a little crabby now that the #NFLDraft is over
Day 44 of no #sports

I made beer bread because I can’t find yeast ANYWHERE and honestly it was so disgusting. I can’t get over how angry I am that it was so gross
Day 45 of no #sports

I want to lay out in the hot sun (like >85 degrees) and get a tan so bad it hurts. I miss Florida so much 😭
Day 46 of no #sports

All caught up on #TheLastDance
I never want this documentary to end. This must’ve been really cool to watch in real time
Day 47 of no #sports
Day 49 of no #sports

Just went back and checked my thread. Turns out I marked day 8 twice because reading and counting are hard. Today is day 49. 49 days without sports.
Day 50 of no #sports

Live tweeting #project11 from my professional account @MichelleMaracle
Day 51 of no #sports

Today we golfed. It was 70 degrees and sunny in Cleveland. I miss coming home and watching sports
Day 52 of no #sports

Today chris and I got lost on a 2.5 miles bird trail
Day 53 of no #sports

Tonight instead of working on my presentation for Wednesday, I am doing nothing instead
Day 54 of not #sports

I still didn’t finish my presentation Lolololol
Day 55 of no #sports

Ugh boofed my presentation 💀💀💀
Day 56 of no #sports

Now that #TheMatch is officially set, does that mark the end of this Twitter thread?
Day 57 of no #sports

SO to nobody answering my poll 😏
Day 58 of no #sports

#thematch will not count as a sporting event. Whoever voted, your one opinion reigns supreme
Day 59 of no #sports

Today I made an herb slow cooker bread to try and redeem myself from the gross beer bread. It has been determined that I won’t be making any other bread besides banana
Day 60 of no #sports

Chris and i changed sides of the bed we’ve slept on for the past year and a half. Yup. That’s the excitement for today.
Day 61 of no #sports

For all 4 of you who may be following this twitter thread into its third horrific month of existence, I know ufc came back. BUT I refuse to watch a sport where the goal is to give another human a traumatic brain injury 🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️
Day 62 of no #sports

Today I attempted to make carbonara and what I learned is this:
I am not good at making carbonara
Day 63 of no #sports

Is anyone else super hungry in quarantine or is it just me?
Day 64 of no #sports

I honestly don’t have anything interesting to tweet today
Day 65 of no #sports

Today I was wronged by the Cleveland Metroparks. Drove 30 minutes to my Tee time only to find out the course was closed. No call or nothing 😡
Day 66 of no #sports

Today I watched live golf played by professionals. I am satisfied but I don’t think this counts because sports aren’t back yet
Day 67 of no #sports

I still haven’t decided if yesterday’s #DrivingRelief counts or not
Day 68 of no #sports

I have decided #DrivingRelief did not count. Professional sports are not back
Day 69 of no #sports

Contrary to popular belief, not nice.
Day 70 of no #sports

After a bad day at work, came home to chris made tacos and @BuffaloBills #embedded pulled up on the tv. #letsgo
Day 71 without #sports

Just started #dave and omg I haven’t lold that hard in so long @lildickytweets please get a second season
Day 72 without #sports

I miss my friends, I miss people ☹️
Day 73 without #sports

#thematch was fun to watch. And i decided that this thread will end as soon as the #pga resumes in June
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