Identity Crisis Day 1:
I don’t really know what to do anymore. I have a piano at my house but realistically I’ll just watch an OFF tv and drink beer. I’m drinking nothing but corona beer. It makes sense in my head

Identity Crisis Day 2: I’m still in the grieving process, but man does this fucking SUCK. How cool would it be to be a fly on the wall for patient Zero?

Identity Crisis Day 4: I got drunk and forgot to add a day 3 tweet and all I did today was watch tv. Awesome.

Identity Crisis Day 5: I’m gonna make it my goal to lose weight during this time of isolation...I’m gonna fail miserably, but it’s important to have goals. Someone said. Idk. Who fucking cares anymore.

Identity Crisis Day 6: I had an at-length discussion with my dad over what is/isn’t and what should/shouldn’t be considered a small business. I need sports back in a BIG way

Identity Crisis Day 7: I made the mistake of watching the news and we as humans are so screwed

Identity Crisis Day 8: went golfing (it’s healthy and recommended by the CDC) and I had my best round ever. What a time for me to learn how to putt...

Identity Crisis Day 9: I realized it’s Friday but it’s felt like Saturday 8 days in a row

Identity Crisis Day 11: I missed Day 10 but the hours have all melted together so bring on the bubbly

Identity Crisis Day 12: working from home isn’t so bad when you can be munching your favorite bowl of cereal in peace

Identity Crisis Day 13: I have no clue what day it is but I do know that pollen allergies, spring starting up, and a coronavirus pandemic are NOT a good mixture

Identity Crisis Day 14: 2 weeks. Holy shit. I just realized I had 28 years to develop a hobby and I didn’t do a damn thing. Tough break

Identity Crisis Day 15: there was an earthquake earlier today and that felt like 3 weeks ago. This upcoming weekend will be the true test. We got this

Identity Crisis Day 16: I re-started New Girl and it was unbelievably dusty today. BRING ISOLATION ON

Identity Crisis Day 17: my family and I are watching OJ Made in America and its perhaps the most fascinating thing I’ve ever seen

Identity Crisis Day 18: we finished the OJ documentary and the guy was guilty as hell. I don’t know what day it is and I’m officially worried about the future but I’m smiling through the bad mental health because I’m emotionally detached

Identity Crisis Day 20: today was rough. I’m sure people will handle tomorrow very well. Very normal. Also, I did ship the hot Cheetos

Identity Crisis Day 21: 3 weeks without sports aka the essence of my life. Outlook is bleak... but I built aerator shoes today. Did stuff with my hands #manstuff Also I haven’t put on pants in 3 weeks

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Identity Crisis Day 23: got furloughed today *cracks open 12 black cherry white claws*

Identity Crisis Day 24: You ever get bored and take pictures of flowers and then get even more bored and take pictures of your hat????

Identity Crisis Day 25: my diet today consisted of coffee, wine, beer, steak, and ice cream

Identity Crisis Day 26: fuck the coronavirus

Identity Crisis Day 27: I found a pair of sunglasses that I had thought were gone forever and it completely turned my day around.

Identity Crisis Day 29: I shot 100 free throws to settle a family bet. I lost. Fml.

Identity Crisis Day 30: fuck the coronavirus with all this bullshit. I just wanna do hoodrat stuff with my friends

Identity Crisis Day 32: I keep forgetting to update this thread every night but last night was because I played Beerio Kart and I tried to relive my college years. Mission accomplished (???)