We& #39;ve begun rewatching The Good Place. I& #39;ll be live tweeting it as if it were a sport, but it& #39;s so much better because it& #39;s funny and encourages us to be good to each other. https://twitter.com/jovenitti/status/1238212053585846278">https://twitter.com/jovenitti...
Also, there will be spoilers. So if you haven& #39;t finished at least the first season, mute this thread.
Tahani& #39;s introductory scene was so amazing when she boops Eleanor.

I still can& #39;t believe this was Jameela Jamil& #39;s first acting gig.
"Everyone who wasn& #39;t perfect, but wasn& #39;t terrible should get to live in Cincinnati!"
"Hello? Front desk lady? Magical slave robot?"
"I have directional insanity. I once got lost on an escalator."
"It turns out the best Janet was the Janet inside Janet all along."
"I think we might be in an alien zoo, or a prank show."
"The images on the screen relate to nothing! Some time passed, and then it was over."

"That& #39;s karaoke!"
"I& #39;m medium good!"
"Congratulations, Chidi, you just filibustered recess."
"I& #39;m just a girl, towering over a boy, asking him to admit he loves me."
"Send nude pics of your heart to me."
"Jacksonville! It& #39;s easily one of the top 10 swamp cities in northeastern Florida."
"Is you name Chidi? I knew you weren& #39;t a soup!"
"Hey robot slave lady? Busty Alexa?"
"You& #39;re so mean! You& #39;re like those childhood bullies who said I& #39;d never get tenure."
"Oh no! I died in...Cleveland?"
"Why are you embarrassed by the fact that we& #39;re pounding it out."
"Teaching him to be good is like teaching me to be not hot. How would you even do it!?"
"If it weren& #39;t crazy, they wouldn& #39;t call it a leap of faith. They& #39;d call it a sit of doubting."
"We& #39;re about to do the most human thing of all: Attempt something futile, with a ton of unearned confidence, and fail spectacularly!"
"Oranges don& #39;t make sense! Apples, you eat their clothes...but oranges, you don& #39;t?"
Eleanor: "One of those diagonal word belts."

Michael: "A sash?"
"Are you Chidi Anna Kendrick?"
"It& #39;s not about who you know, happiness comes from within.

The Dalai Lama texted me that."
https://twitter.com/ndrwkhrs/status/1242978557824909312?s=19">https://twitter.com/ndrwkhrs/...
"Humans only live 80 years and they spend so much of it just waiting for things to be over."

Damn Janet, that one hurts right now.
Michael: "The whole floor is abandoned, what is it used for?"

Janet: "The journalism department."

Michael: "Hmm. Bad for society, but good for us!"
*In Australia*

Jason: "Everything here is in - and this sounds crazy - a different zone of time.....No, that sounds stupid. A different clock land!"
"We& #39;d like to buy one Opera, please!"
"In Jacksonville, I once got my name on a flu virus because I kissed a bat on a dare."

Too close to home, Jason. Damn.
"In America, everyone does whatever they want. Society did break down. It& #39;s terrible, and it& #39;s great. You only scream at whoever disagrees with you. There are no bees because they all died, and if you need surgery, you just beg for money on the internet. It& #39;s a perfect system."
These are all from the Jeremy Bearimy episode, which used to be my favorite. But it& #39;s a little too on the nose right now.
"Here& #39;s the thing, my little chilli babies..."
Janet: "Actually, none of your exes have ever gotten over you."

Eleanor: "You& #39;re damn right they didn& #39;t."
"More guys should be bi, it& #39;s 2018, get over yourselves."
"I& #39;m going to pick up our friends from the airport, the worst possible use of free will."
"Let& #39;s all say white people things! Billy Joel! I found it on Etsy! There was nowhere to park!"
The Janets episode is so good. But it was probably not the best idea to watch when I& #39;m already mad.

Now I& #39;m even more mad that D& #39;Arcy Carden got snubbed. She& #39;s a national treasure and deserves 6 Emmys for this episode.
"It smells like a curtain closing between first class and economy."
"We& #39;re refugees, what kind of messed up place would turn away refugees?"

Jason Mendoza has a lot of gut punches upon rewatch.
"This is how I always got out of escape rooms. If you break enough stuff, they open the door and kick you out."
"The Titanic is sinking and they& #39;re writing a strongly worded letter to the iceberg."

Damn, Michael...just @ Democrats next time.
"Possession of a non-fried vegetable is a felony in Jacksonville."
"Earth is a mess y& #39;all!"

"And I guess I& #39;m black? And they do not like black ladies there!"
"You& #39;re the Blake Bortles of... whatever is going on right now."
"Let& #39;s kick things off with the official Bad Place song:

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🎶" title="Multiple musical notes" aria-label="Emoji: Multiple musical notes"> 1-877-KARS 4 KIDS https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🎶" title="Multiple musical notes" aria-label="Emoji: Multiple musical notes">"
"Guys like Brent were born on third base and think they invented the game of baseball.

They think the world revolves around them...because it kind of does."
"But everything I do blows up in my face. I& #39;m like a hot blonde Wile E. Coyote."
"To be fair, I only think that because it& #39;s true and I& #39;m right."
"If you wanna make a pearl, you gotta get some sand in your clam."
"I haven& #39;t encountered this much resistance since I tried to get Timothee Chalamet to go out into the sun."
"If you& #39;re a devil, how come you& #39;re not wearing Prada?"
"What do you Americans say? Insert me, coach man!"
"Do you know why they& #39;re called Baby Boomers? Because the tiniest little pinprick to their egos and boom! They become babies."
"Let& #39;s hope our early successes make up for the embarrassing mess we& #39;ve become...like Facebook, or America."
"You know what they say in Florida, if you don& #39;t like this funeral, just wait a minute!"

Damn, Jason has had way too many relevant lines upon a quarantine rewatch.
The Chidi episode in Season 4 has so many nice flashbacks and foreshadowing. It& #39;s so sweet on rewatch.
"Chidi should hook up with the judge to get us out of trouble...that& #39;s called a Jacksonville plea bargain."
"The fair thing for us to do is just keep on giving up more and more stuff we want, unilaterally, until this demon is finally happy!"

cc: @TheDemocrats
"I hope we& #39;re not doing sexual harassment training. We just did that, and I& #39;m already so good at it!"
"Think of it as flattening the penises of their heart."
"I am a strong independent acid snake, in the skin suit of a strong independent woman."

Vicky was such a great character.
"How do you get the "of" in your name? Is it just, like, where you hung out the most? Like, am I Eleanor of the Cheesecake Factory Bar?"
Guy who died in ancient Greece: "I would’ve killed for a vaccine. Any vaccine. It’s crazy that you guys just don’t like them now.”
"Soon, millions of people are going to start pouring in thinking they’re in paradise, only to become a joyless husk. It’s Coachella! We’ve invented Cosmic Coachella!”
We& #39;re about to watch the finale, which is titled "Whenever You& #39;re Ready" - and no, I& #39;m not ready.
DJ Music!
"None of us are real, we& #39;re all just Caspers the Ghost.

Why are all ghosts white?

Oh dip! Are ghosts racist?"
Love how the last thing on Tahani& #39;s list was "Problematically objectify Eleanor"
"I& #39;m reading the Da Vinci Code. After a thousand lifetimes of reading the most difficult works on the universe, I& #39;ve got a new passion: garbage books!"
Oh my god, Chidi& #39;s Buddhist story about the wave, followed immediately by his sexy calendar shoot had us cry-laughing, and then laugh-crying.
"You& #39;re annoying.

I mean, you did save the universe and everything...but your tone. It& #39;s your tone."
"There& #39;s nothing more human than texting someone that you& #39;re 5 minutes away when you haven& #39;t even left the house."
"I hate to see you go through the final door at the edge of existence...but I love to watch you leave."
"I say this with all the love in my heart, and all the wisdom in the universe...take it sleazy."
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