Maths isn& #39;t my strong point but there& #39;s a lot more than 12 Monkeys here.
I should probably stop making dark Coronavirus jokes.
It& #39;s a stress thing.
This one is less dark, just funny https://mobile.twitter.com/EUflagmafia/status/1237536013427200001">https://mobile.twitter.com/EUflagmaf...
When I said I wanted @C4Utopia to come back for a 3rd Series this was not quite what I had in mind @SaveUtopia

#CoronavirusPandemic
Death is everywhere & I feel fine

#CoronavirusPandemic
I can& #39;t help it. https://mobile.twitter.com/localnotail/status/1238842040642875392">https://mobile.twitter.com/localnota...
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤦🏽‍♀️" title="Woman facepalming (medium skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Woman facepalming (medium skin tone)">Stereophonics https://twitter.com/localnotail/status/1239484494647824384">https://twitter.com/localnota...
This proper made me snerk, well done @firstdogonmoon

#Isolation2020 #StayAtHome https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
I don& #39;t know who made this but https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
What option do you take?
#CoronaCrisis
Only for the hardcore
Only for the hardcore
Only for the hardcore #UKLockdown https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/middle-aged-drinkers-advised-to-have-mdma-days-20180910177163">https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/soci...
Middle-aged drinkers advised to have MDMA days

MIDDLE-AGED drinkers have been urged to have drink-free days where they just use MDMA or magic mushrooms. 

https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/middle-aged-drinkers-advised-to-have-mdma-days-20180910177163
With a nod to the top of the thread, I note with interest that we can watch Twelve Monkeys on iPlayer
for the next 8 months
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙊" title="Speak-no-evil monkey" aria-label="Emoji: Speak-no-evil monkey">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙊" title="Speak-no-evil monkey" aria-label="Emoji: Speak-no-evil monkey">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐒" title="Monkey" aria-label="Emoji: Monkey">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐵" title="Monkey face" aria-label="Emoji: Monkey face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐒" title="Monkey" aria-label="Emoji: Monkey">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐵" title="Monkey face" aria-label="Emoji: Monkey face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐒" title="Monkey" aria-label="Emoji: Monkey">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐵" title="Monkey face" aria-label="Emoji: Monkey face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐒" title="Monkey" aria-label="Emoji: Monkey">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐵" title="Monkey face" aria-label="Emoji: Monkey face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙊" title="Speak-no-evil monkey" aria-label="Emoji: Speak-no-evil monkey">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙊" title="Speak-no-evil monkey" aria-label="Emoji: Speak-no-evil monkey">
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b01fhfjy">https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/e... via @bbciplayer

#Covideos
Twelve Monkeys

A convict from 2035 is sent back in time to find the cause of a catastrophic virus.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b01fhfjy
Nooo! Bad Proclaimers!
Hahaha I really don& #39;t miss this feeling now I& #39;m in lockdown
#NotGoingOut https://twitter.com/BadIdeaBry/status/1243296453461671936">https://twitter.com/BadIdeaBr...
Social distancing

#UKlolDown
Social distant chat-up lines?

#UKLockdown
#LockDownChatUp
The instructions seem pretty clear
#StayHome https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
https://mobile.twitter.com/fokawolf/status/1242891589632081923">https://mobile.twitter.com/fokawolf/...
2020 Pooh & Piglet memes ftw
This is my friend.

He& #39;s coping well with UKLockdown

#StayHomeStaySafe
This is my friend. He& #39;s coping well with UKLockdown #StayHomeStaySafe
This is my friend. He& #39;s coping well with UKLockdown #StayHomeStaySafe
Mood

#CoronaLockdown

#laughteristhebestmedicine
Topical
#BST #clocksgoforward https://mobile.twitter.com/Ally1889/status/1244002401088143361">https://mobile.twitter.com/Ally1889/...
In between days, same applies
#coronalockdownuk
That& #39;s it
Don& #39;t forget #WashYourHands https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
Gary& #39;s a dick.
Don& #39;t be a dick on purpose.

#StayHomeSaveLives
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😬" title="Grimacing face" aria-label="Emoji: Grimacing face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😬" title="Grimacing face" aria-label="Emoji: Grimacing face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😬" title="Grimacing face" aria-label="Emoji: Grimacing face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😬" title="Grimacing face" aria-label="Emoji: Grimacing face">
#PPE
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😬" title="Grimacing face" aria-label="Emoji: Grimacing face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😬" title="Grimacing face" aria-label="Emoji: Grimacing face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😬" title="Grimacing face" aria-label="Emoji: Grimacing face"> #PPE" title="https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😬" title="Grimacing face" aria-label="Emoji: Grimacing face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😬" title="Grimacing face" aria-label="Emoji: Grimacing face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😬" title="Grimacing face" aria-label="Emoji: Grimacing face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😬" title="Grimacing face" aria-label="Emoji: Grimacing face"> #PPE" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>
I feel this, deeply
That& #39;s the spirit! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😬" title="Grimacing face" aria-label="Emoji: Grimacing face">
He has had it with these people who won& #39;t stay the fuck at home

https://mobile.twitter.com/SamuelLJackson/status/1245778791592366082?">https://mobile.twitter.com/SamuelLJa...
Can& #39;t really put it much clearer than this https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤷‍♀️" title="Woman shrugging" aria-label="Emoji: Woman shrugging">

#Lockdown
#StayHome https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
2020 is a heavy year
Easter 2020
Some albums re-imagined for Lockdown (by @apbopp I believe https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👍🏽" title="Thumbs up (medium skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Thumbs up (medium skin tone)">)
Some albums re-imagined for Lockdown (by @apbopp I believe https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=)" title="Some albums re-imagined for Lockdown (by @apbopp I believe https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👍🏽" title="Thumbs up (medium skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Thumbs up (medium skin tone)">)">
Some albums re-imagined for Lockdown (by @apbopp I believe https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=)" title="Some albums re-imagined for Lockdown (by @apbopp I believe https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👍🏽" title="Thumbs up (medium skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Thumbs up (medium skin tone)">)">
Some albums re-imagined for Lockdown (by @apbopp I believe https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=)" title="Some albums re-imagined for Lockdown (by @apbopp I believe https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👍🏽" title="Thumbs up (medium skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Thumbs up (medium skin tone)">)">
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