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Fuck it I’m starting Glee

Somehow all I know about Glee is:
-it stars Lea Michele
-at some point Idina Menzel plays her long lost mom
-there is a gay cheerleader named Santana
-Sarah Jessica Parker sings Let’s Have a Kiki

Episode 1 thoughts:
-Rachel and the twink deserve their bullying :(
-What is the tone of this show??
-Imagine being a cool jock who just wants to do musical theatre!
-Why is Will a thing
-Rachel wants Finn to know theatre girls put out and good for her
-oh no I love this

Me realizing why everyone was obsessed with Journey in 9th grade

“Look I know I’m just a sophomore but I can feel the clock ticking away and I don’t want to leave high school with nothing to show for it.”

A remarkable line of dialogue.

Oh my God they’re singing Gold Digger help me

I wish the cute teacher with OCD was trying to save glee club instead of this annoying dude with the poorly written wife

Praying for the horny theatre girls of 2009

My thoughts on Glee so far

I’ve accomplished one (1) work assignment, put on actual human clothes, and convinced my roommates to take the virus seriously. I think I’ve earned another episode of the television program Glee.

Brilliant

You tell him, Rachel Berry!!

Same.

Glee has big Prop 8 was passed a year ago energy

Steven Spielberg and Tony Kushner deciding to remake West Side Story

Incredible

Ryan Murphy having a football team dance to Beyoncé so they can win the big game is the kind of I-have-power-now-fuck-you-high-school-bullies spite I aspire to

Somebody buy Ryan Murphy some heels!

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American Crime Story (2018)

Reader, I screamed

KRISTIN CHENOWETH AND LEA MICHELE ARE HAVING A “MAYBE THIS TIME” DUEL HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS

The thing about me is I love musical theatre and it’s insane that I’ve never watched Glee before

I make Glee memes now

Jayma Mays is working so hard to justify the Will/Emma/Ken/Terri stuff and it’s just not possible. These storylines need to end.

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Is Santana a real character yet? No. Is she still my favorite because I know she’s gay? Absolutely.

All men are bad.

Oh my God??

I’ve tried to get work done but I think my only successful quarantine activities are going to be panic reading Twitter and watching Glee and the former isn’t helping anyone so... more Glee!

When the Best Actor category is just five white guys who love method acting

Will Schuester must be stopped.

Will Schuester singing Bust a Move AND Thong Song? In one episode?

Aren’t things bad enough??

So Finn’s choice

Getting a slushie thrown in your face would suck so much actually

Aw baby Kurt I was rooting for you

Maybe it’s the self-isolation but I think I’m falling in love with Lea Michele

Finally Will says something relevant!

Oh no I’m a Rachel

Why do Finn and Quinn’s names rhyme

Lady Gaga when there are a hundred people in a room and one believes in her

All of us when we still have to pay April rent

Can Will Schuester go grade a Spanish quiz and leave me alone

Garden State (dir. Zach Braff, 2004)

GASP!!!

When someone says they can’t have a sex life during quarantine

I’ll start a GayLesbAll with you, Rachel

And that’s how Sue sees it!

The L Word, “Luck Be a Lady” (dir. Angela Robinson, 2007)

Somebody told me there’s a rumor that Lea Michele and Dianna Agron were hooking up during the first season and I’ve decided it is fact

RACHEL BERRY IS A GODDAMN STAR

Me feeling so proud of my kids for stepping it up and against all odds giving a performance they can be proud of that showcased their talents in singing, in dancing, in friendship, putting aside their doubts and their differences and proving to the world what Glee Club is all abo

I got some actual work done today and now I’m tired. You know what that means?? TIME FOR MORE GLEE.

Rachel is really at her best when she’s single and spiteful

WHAT

Is literally everyone on this show???

Dating done right

I can’t believe I lived so many years without watching a show that introduced Jonathan Groff and Idina Menzel in a single episode

Me, watching Glee’s first thirteen episodes: Will Schuester couldn’t possibly get any worse.

Me, watching Glee’s fourteenth episode: WILL SCHUESTER GOT SO MUCH WORSE!

Evil Idina? Yes I am horny.