CONAN

THE ADVENTURER

CONAN

WARRIOR WITHOUT FEAR

MORE POWERFUL THAN ANY MAN

HIS LEGEND SPREADS ACROSS THE LAND AND SEEEEEAAAASS

I don't know how other people motivate themselves when they first wake up but for me it's singing cartoon theme songs while I make tea

Imagime being a postman about to knock on someone's front door and then hearing muffled yelling about a spell of living stone and evil serpent men and The Cruel Wizard Wrath-Amon, and still being obliged to interact with the person within