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me: a3 boys as types of minecraft players; a thread

sakuya - the classic player
- the first thing he does is build a 4x4 dirt house
- after collecting wood, his dirt house becomes a wooden house
- spends the rest of his time playing how the game was meant to be played

masumi - the loner
- separates from the rest of the group the second he gets on
- doesn’t share any of his stuff with anyone
- hates when other players come near him

tsuzuru - the nomad
- doesn’t like to stick to one spot in the world
- wants to see all the biomes/mobs/animals
- only keeps the essentials in his inventory

citron - the nether inhabitant
- first thing he does is find obsidian and make a nether portal
- everyone is scared of him because who the FUCK would want to live in the nether
- thinks zombie pigmen are his friends

itaru - master crafter
- knows far too much about minecraft
- memorized every single crafting recipe
- plays on hardcore mode

chikage: the hacker
- “regular minecraft is boring”
- goes on public servers just to see how long he can get away with hacking
- probably runs an underground business where he teaches 12 yr olds how to hack

tenma: the ultra noob
- dies the second he spawns
- “how do you put the blocks down”
- gets blown up by a creeper every single day, without fail

yuki: the factions lord
- strictly plays on factions and nothing else
- won’t let anyone else join his faction
- has 3 fake, empty bases to fool griefers

misumi: the troll
- thinks its hilarious to break blocks from underneath people
- makes triangles in people’s homes when they’re not there
- will fill all your chests with dirt

kazunari: the pixel art man
- his entire purpose for existence on the game is to make pixel art
- enters pixel art competitions, and always wins
- is very afraid of people with flint&steel who come near his wool art

muku: the castle builder
- spends HOURS building extravagant castles
- every castle he makes has a name and a story behind it
- likes to do roleplays inside his castles

kumon: the parkour master
- dedicates his life to mastering all the parkour maps
- thinks being able to do minecraft parkour is the coolest shit ever
- is actually really awful at parkour

banri: the griefer
- the only thing he knows how to build is a tnt canon
- everyone knows what he does and fears him
- his entire inventory is literally just tnt

juza: the miner
- spends all his time in caves
- everyone thinks he’s looking for diamonds but in reality he just got lost
- learns that you need an iron pickaxe for mining diamonds after he uses a stone pickaxe on one

sakyo: the hoarder
- collects as much shit as he can, but never uses it
- has a whole hidden chest room in his basement with full chests of his stuff
- his house is made of dirt and only has a crafting table, furnace, and bed

taichi: animal lover
- cries when he accidentally hits a cow
- cries even harder when he finds out killing animals = food
- starves to death because he never looks for other food and refuses to kill the animals

omi: the ally
- the guy who is always gathering extra food and materials for other people
- makes extra beds in his house for others to stay in
- always helps fight off mobs for his friends

azami: the pvp god
- a legend with a sword and a bow
- people constantly accuse him of hacking bc he’s so good
- could fight a man and win with his eyes closed

tsumugi: the farmer
- spends all his time growing and planting stuff
- refuses to make an auto-farm bc that would take away the fun of farming
- he will protect his farm with his life

tasuku: mob killer
- takes joy in slaughtering mobs
- travels to different worlds so he can test his skills against different enemies
- will not rest until the ender dragon is dead

homare: the creative addict
- plays strictly on creative mode and hates survival with a passion
- thinks creative mode allows him to be the most artistic
- really, he just died a lot when he played survival and is scared to go back

hisoka: the herobrine copycat
- he’s always there, even if you don’t know it
- likes to pop up out of nowhere and scare other players
- has no home, just lives in the woods and thrives on nature

azuma: the red stone wizard
- makes immense, complicated red stone structures
- never reveals how he makes his red stone structures
- gets paid in diamonds to make stuff for other players

guy: the skywars addict
- fell in love with skywars the first time he played and now refuses to play other game modes
- feels like he’s protecting his own little kingdom
- is actually really bad at skywars and never wins, but continues to play anyways