Okay, y’all ready?
So BOOM.
Tales of the krispy CREAM donut
A THREAD: https://twitter.com/m1ni_compact/status/1237160860956553216

Okay. So I been hearing and seeing these stories about this pill. Hadn’t been able to find it. So my homegirl mails me some from GA.

I was determined to be like Niagara falls

So boom. Fast forward.
Yesterday I took the pill around 4pm. I set up the nice lil dick appt. for later in the evening so the pill could have some time to kick in.

I’m drinking wine at the same time, because, wine goes straight to the pussy anyway.

It starts raining around 830p. So I’m like “it’s raining, outside and it’s about to rain in here”

The rain had me feeling all sexy and seductive. So I lit some candles and opened the window all the way.

So fat ma started to purr around 9p. The pill and the wine had kicked in. So now I’m rushing him to get here because I’m ready to put it on him.

I got up to get another glass of wine, and fat ma was leaking. I said “oh shit, it’s a slip n slide”

So. Now he’s here and I’m playing bartender. Making him margaritas to get him loose because he has no idea what’s coming next.

I’m ready. So I go slip into something a lil more comfortable

When I came back downstairs his chin hit the floor. So I put Pu$$y fairy on the ihome real quick to set the mood.

I walk over to him on the couch and whispered in his ear “touch her”

The look on his face told me everything I needed to know

So we start kissing and rubbing and it’s like a tingling shock moved thru my body. I wanted more of that feeling, so I led him to the bedroom.

We get to the bedroom and clearly he was trying to see what was really good and why I was leaking. So he laid me on the bed and starts kissing my inner thighs

When I tell you, the coochie clenched up so fast. And he hadn’t even touched licked fat ma yet.

One flick of his tongue on the clit lowkey sent my body into shock. Within 30 secs I was tryna push his face away.

Idk if this was the best eating he’d done so far or if it was the pill. Either way SHIT WAS

So he’s down there going to town. Moaning. Slurping. Fingering. And at this point I came twice. Just from the head.

I’m thinking to myself “bitch are you really ready for this dick tho? Fuck it. Take it like a champ”

So at this point he had devoured me so bad I was like, lemme see if I can fit his dick down my esophagus lol.

So I start sucking him off and touching myself and I was still leaking. EVERYTHING was a turn on.

He talking that shit “fuucckk, you sucking the shit outta your dick” “what had gotten into you?” “Yiu so fucking nasty”

With every praise I can feel fat ma swelling up. I’m like “oh shit, the time is near”

So he says “get up here and ride your dick”

In my head I’m like “bitch show the fuck out”

So as SOON as it slides in. The shock that went thru my body, the sound of juices splashing and the look on his face. I knew for sure this is what I came for!!!!

All he could say was “what the fuucckkk” and my body was already trembling. But I ain’t no punk so I saddled up

I’m going to town. You can hear the splashing. Bodies colliding. Heavy breathing and panting. Shit was fire.

I was only up there for like 3 mins. Boom. Squirt everywhere. I keep splashing. Shit felt so incredible.

He says “oh, this your dick forever, I ain’t going nowhere” so now I’m riding harder. Bouncing on it. Grinding. Backflips and shit.

I gotta show out if this is my dick forever, Okay!

So I lean backwards so he can sit up and fuck me missionary. Boooooyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Splish splash.

And soon as he slid in I busted. Cream everywhere.

He dead ass looked me in my face and said. “You’re so frosty and creamy like a Krispy Kreme donut, why are you so wet?”

I’m not gonna tell him I took a pill so I’m like “I just missed this dick “

When I tell you. This nigga was in my ear sounding like a dolphin and looking like Tre from don’t be a menace when he came in 2 secs with dashiki.

So at this point I know the climax for both of us is coming.

He grabbed me by my throat, I started seeing stars my body clenched up and we both exploded at the same time. That shit was magical.

So we both roll over. Laying stretched out on the bed. Breathing hard as fuck.
I look over at his dick. It’s all white. So you know my stoopid ass, I take a pic for evidence. Because. Yeah.

Krispy CREAM!!!!!!

10/10 recommend. Thanks for tuning in.

Now I know the sex was immaculate. Brought my cycle down. Dammit.