#TheRibbonPlotAU Wangxian Xicheng Modern CRACK.

They’re all sick of looking at idiots pine at each other. Endlessly. So our Ribbon Plotters gang up on them to set things right once and for all...?

Or not? They’re sent spiralling into gay panic, secret fame AND relationships...

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ALL serious warnings will be tagged in the descriptions prior.

I’m an AO3 writer, it’s my first Social Media AU fic, so pardon me for writing in a long winded way.

Thank you to my first beta reader and supporter @ChenQing_uwu !

Character Introduction

...including some...secret characters, if you will. If you do guess them,

WITHOUT FURTHER ADO...
WE BEGIN WITH THE TWO CORE PAIRS!

Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji
Debuted as Child Actors for 无羁 Wuji (Chinese Historical Drama)
Good at singing and acting and dancing; heck, all three at the same time, because he’s your Theatre Club President
Prince of 高冷(Aloof) Energy, Good at singing and dancing, but SHY

Jiang Cheng and Lan Xichen
Junior and Senior at Gusu High, University
Intern at Jiang Audit Firm, Big Brain at Math, Small Brain at Feelings, Savage AF, Can kill a man, sacredhands fanboy no. 1
Lawyer at Lan Administrate, loves cakes and bakes them, MEGA WHIPPED for JC

Jiang Yanli andJin Zixuan: Engaged!
Chef with a cooking show, Brother and Fiancé Critique Panel, Talented and Loved by ALL, Makes new and experimental recipes
Heir to Jin Jewellery and Modelling Chain, Models for his company, on good terms with JGY, WHIPPED for JYL, Dumb

Jin Guangyao
One of the Lead Models at Jin Jewellery, Dances for fun, Very UWU to NMJ and LXC, On good terms with JZX, BIG BRAIN with Tea and Gossip, Works closely with NHS for Tea Sharing Network...The Matchmaking Duo !

Nie Mingjue and Nie Huaisang
Buff AF but still LEAN? Don’t ask, it’s NMJ and he’s a god. JC’s senior, Tsun at JGY, Sabre Champ, Can kill a man
Scriptwriter whose first script was , HIRED IMMEDIATELY at The Frontier @ Gusu (WWX’s Theatre), Lord of and Agenda

WEN QING JIE —sorry andWen Ning: Doctors at Gusu Hospital
I STAN THIS QUEEN of Lesbian Agenda, SAVAGE AF, CAN KILL THE ARMY OF CHINA with her words, Only respects the people she hangs out with
Cute book critique, Very wholesome, his sister most in the world

owo? a new contender!

Luo Qingyang, but goes as Mianmian
Studied in France for Fashion and Jewellery Design, Scholarship under Jin Jewellery, Models her OWN clothes, Sapphic Princess, Sassy but not savage, Passionate

HATES being called LQY.

NOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE SECRET SHADY ACCOUNTS~!

THEY’RE FAMOUS CONTENT CREATORS AND MAY OR MAY NOT INVOLVE ME SELFPROMOTING MY FANFIC!

We have a Sophisticated YouTube Artist

Bob Ross with Sexy Hands and Voice Incarnate, Actually uses Voice Changing tech to tweak, though it’s not that much different from his original voice...

...and then you have a Gay Panic Gay Author who writes painful angsty angst and the best kiss-and-make-up.

Secretly writes Danmei Novels, no one knows who he is, Been doing this since he was SIXTEEN. Selling novels online; even his publisher hasn’t seen his face.

Let’s go.
1. Plotters Assemble

2. Warming up

3. Xichen is a bad drunk

4. Nie Bros on FIRE

5. Huaisang gets ready to spill tea...and then Jin Zixuan is lame

6. ugh stop it guys

7. Tea spilled, couples flirt...? THERE’S TEA ON HUAISANG?!

8. Nie Huaisang has left the group.

9. Relationship. Hm.

10. Wangxian...blindfolded...KISS?!

11. Finally we get to the plot.

12. More plot!........yanli jie spare us...

13. And off they go!

14. Time to get the tweets out

15. Zhanzhan, huh?

16. *Lesbian sweating*
*LESBIAN AMGERY*

17. ...b-buddy old pal....

18. ...what do you wish for, dear? Your friends may have the answer to you wishes.

19. Ugh we know you’re rich, don’t flex it too much.

20.

21.

And the powerpuff boys zoom in for the kill.

22. It’s time for Buttercup (titled begrudgingly) and Blossom help Bubbles!

23. ISTH Y’all need to listen to Buttercup...but Blossom likes his suspense

24. And the story for today?

25. *pansexual crying* “there’s people who are better looking than me.....”

26. Money for your silence

27. I just need a moment guys hold on

28. They’re just playing him at this point

29. Geez he’s totally the Nation’s Husband. Might not be my bias for being a JC RPer speaking.

30. *INDISCERNABLE CAT HAPPY SCREAMING*

31. Y’all we hate Su She get him the fuck out of this house

32. he killed me ><

33. nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
long... sharp... precise... fast...

34. RUN

35. More pansexual crying

36. BOOM the plot thickens...

37. B I T C H

38. killed you say

39. angy

40. HYDRATION IS KEY
YES YOU DRINK UP NOW.

41. The Chaotic Trio is here, and Nie Huaisang’s work begins

42. Lit

43. ......you’re a masochist?!

44. Trust me, Huaisang knows, he’s just dissembling.

45. Lord of the Bis, gay outta hell

46. Just set the ball rolling, the tea will be revealed along the way

47. New play, with ‘lan wnag ji’

48. Straight—I mean gay in for the attack

49. Nah man wtf

50. Sugar........friend. Wow.

51. Friend. I like him as a friend.

52. They dont even notice him doing his work.

53. Mmmmm the fast track. I wonder who has that privilege?

54. Demisexual. Hm, yes? I’m just taking notes, I don’t know what you’re implying!

55. Nonexistent sexual attraction? Yo, don’t fuckin lie.

56. Pretty and nice? Wei Wuxian, don’t cheat yourself. Also, Jiang Cheng is an Elsa stan

57. Jiang Cheng, please, hunny you’re RIGHT THERE.

58. Have more faith in yourself.

59. He likes their...parts.

60. uwu

61. UWU

62. You sure you don’t like Lan Wangji?

63. Just a pretty sight? Don’t fucking lie to yourself, idiot.

64. Wei Wuxian...

65. Wei Wuxian support team

66. He’s got your back

67. Hope

68. Delivered

69. Read

70. Sad hours

71. Cupcakes

72. Meanwhile...

73. Who’s cute...?

74. Play it cool

75. Zhanzhan

76. Xianxian

77. And this is what Lan Xichen is up to

78. Drink water

79. Proud AF

80. Spill the tea sis

81. And Lan Wangji’s phone screen lit up with...

82. They made him yeet

83. !!!

84. Proud

85. Dumb bitch

86. SHUT

87. After going each of their own ways, the two of them talk via text

88. “Can I be honest?”
“Wangji we can’t lie it’s against the rules”
“Oh”

89. Protective didi mode activate
More protective gege mode activate

90. Dumb giving sound advice to another Dumb one

But then the smaller dumb one comes in with the PSYCHE—

91. He KNOWS???? LAN WANGJI WHAT—

92.

93. Meanwhile, tea session with the Plotters...

94. ...while Team Jades are also talking to Lan Xichen

95. GAY PANIC SCREAMING

96. Just a while ago...

97. Xichen keeps panicking

98.

99. The fighting never stops

100. *short angery noises*

101. Meanwhile, more productivity here...

102. Huaisang Big Brain Time

103. Shortstack

104. Poor Huaisang, and Jin Zixuan is going to get stepped on

104. Yanli Best Chef

105. HOT DAMN

106.

108. Huaisang evil genius

(104 repeated twice, pls ignore; we are skipping 107 to keep on track)

109. Lan Wangji ah Lan Wangji

110. You’re going to be okay! Don’t worry too much

111. You got this too!

112. Jiang Cheng did a booboo so why not make it a twoboo?

113. That cover up though

114. Oh no one is hurt
only cup

115. Thanks for explaining, Lan Wangji, but your brother sent it out too late

116. Jiang Clown

117. @.firstjade

118. Declowned

119. smol liddol sad boi

120. Oh so he WASNT—

121. .............

122. SHIT COME BACK—

123. damn.

124. Wen Ning Best Support System
Lifetime subscription
Subscribe? <Yes> No

125. He’s really good at this

126. That’s all she needs

127. Wen Ning, your best wingman

128. SCREEEEECH

129. Too good for this world

130. Aw

131. Too much uwu in this boy

132. Food delivery man [pleathe ignore time stamps]

133. Jin Guangshan

134. Welcome back

135. MIAN MIAN!!!!!!!!
YAO YAO!!!!!!!!

136.

137. Keep your friends close but your enemies closer

139. [BTW: Mianmian is the same age as the rest of the older siblings]

140. They have really good timing

141. Like I said. Excellent.

[Twitter ran out of characters for MM’s handle, pls ignore]

142. Yes. They are aware they can both see it.

143. SAVE HER

144. Go on and get married

145. Style Guru comes together!

146. She a het

147. Thursday, before the party...

148. Oh man it looks great

149. Whipped af

AND. IT IS. PARTY DAY.

150. It’s the day of the party! Let’s go queen

151.

152. Poor Jiang Cheng

153. Wei Wuxian...

154. Boi ISTG you are on THIN FUCKIN ICE.

155. Tsk tsk

156. Sin. Why isn’t there an eclair emoji.

157. Eh, Yanli, post your pictures online more quickly, don’t give the readers a false sense that you left the house later than the Twin Clowns

158. Yeah but he does have the key to LWJ’s heart...

159. Oof

160. -xc

161. N O M

THANK YOU FOR THE FOOD WANYIN-xc

162.

163.

164. He’s watching

165. Huaisang is too smart for this

166.

167.

168. pft

169. Homeboy demons

170. And the party begins...

Next update will be next week! The party has a LONG plot that needs to be typed. It’s four pages filled of plans; so I need to ask, what reading style would you prefer?

There’s a thread unroll you can use in the comments section below! Do leave comments and feedback as well.

Looks like a docs format is preferred! The next update will be moving into the party. I’ll be writing over this weekend and live tweeting to a QRT of this post.

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Things will get serious soon...