just wrote a 72 paged thesis proving that Jamaican men are the sole cause of global warming. Hope y'all are ready for this Ted Talk.
What's the capital of Jamaica? Kingston. Sean Kingston. Shorty fire burning on the dancefloor. Don't play wimme.
How we know it's hot? Temperature. Sean Paul happens to be Jamaican. Coincidence? I think TF not bitch.
How are volcanoes formed? tectonic plates collide. what else collides? Me n Leroy- the nigga daggering me. Excuse my saliva sis, cuz I'm SPITTING.
Who is the biggest female dancehall artist of our time?? Spice. Spice is hot, just like hell. I KNO YOU NIGGAS IS SHAKING.
The Jamaican flag? 3 colors. What do you need to create fire? 3 elements. All Jamaican men have? 3 wives. Yall ain't ready.
Coming up next week we tackle the cause of migraines. That's right, Haitian men. Until next time, sakpasay naboulay.
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