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just wrote a 72 paged thesis proving that Jamaican men are the sole cause of global warming. Hope y& #39;all are ready for this Ted Talk.
What& #39;s the capital of Jamaica? Kingston. Sean Kingston. Shorty fire burning on the dancefloor. Don& #39;t play wimme.
How we know it& #39;s hot? Temperature. Sean Paul happens to be Jamaican. Coincidence? I think TF not bitch.
How are volcanoes formed? tectonic plates collide. what else collides? Me n Leroy- the nigga daggering me. Excuse my saliva sis, cuz I& #39;m SPITTING.
Who is the biggest female dancehall artist of our time?? Spice. Spice is hot, just like hell. I KNO YOU NIGGAS IS SHAKING.
The Jamaican flag? 3 colors. What do you need to create fire? 3 elements. All Jamaican men have? 3 wives. Yall ain& #39;t ready.
Coming up next week we tackle the cause of migraines. That& #39;s right, Haitian men. Until next time, sakpasay naboulay.
