This tweet is about to undergo exponential bad aging
March 10th 2020:
Confirmed COVID-19 cases in the US: 805+
Deaths from COVID-19 in the US: 28
March 11th:

Confirmed COVID-19 cases in the US: 1109
Deaths from COVID-19 in the US: 31
March 12th:

Confirmed COVID-19 cases in the US: 1,678
Deaths from COVID-19 in the US: 40
March 13th

Confirmed COVID-19 cases in the US: 1,922
Deaths from COVID-19 in the US: 41
oops missed a day

March 15th

Confirmed COVID-19 cases in the US: 3,244
Deaths from COVID-19 in the US: 62
March 16th

Confirmed COVID-19 cases in the US: 4,661
Deaths from COVID-19 in the US: 85

after only a single week, this tweet has aged to be at least 8x as shitty as it started.

let's see what happens next!
March 17th

Confirmed COVID-19 cases in the US: 5704
Deaths from COVID-19 in the US: 96

this tweet is now more than 10x shittier than when it started
March 18th

Confirmed COVID-19 cases in the US: 7769
Deaths from COVID-19 in the US: 118

tweet is now almost 15x shittier than it was when it posted
March 19th

Confirmed COVID-19 cases in the US: 13060
Deaths from COVID-19 in the US: 175

tweet is now ~25x shittier
March 20th

Confirmed COVID-19 cases in the US: 17038
Deaths from COVID-19 in the US: 219

tweet is now ~32x shittier than when it was posted
March 21st

Confirmed COVID-19 cases in the US: 23,203
Deaths from COVID-19 in the US: 272

tweet is now ~44x shittier than when it was posted
March 22nd

Confirmed COVID-19 cases in the US: 31,888
Deaths from COVID-19 in the US: 398

tweet is now ~61x shittier than when it was posted
March 23rd

Confirmed COVID-19 cases in the US: 42,164. ~80x increase since March 9th
Deaths from COVID-19 in the US: 471. ~25x increase since March 9th
March 24th

Confirmed COVID-19 cases in the US: 49,126. ~94x increase since March 9th
Deaths from COVID-19 in the US: 618. ~33x increase since March 9th
March 25th

Confirmed COVID-19 cases in the US: 60,443. ~116x increase since March 9th
Deaths from COVID-19 in the US: 826. ~43x increase since March 9th
March 26th

Confirmed COVID-19 cases in the US: 65,512. ~125x increase since March 9th
Deaths from COVID-19 in the US: 936. ~49x increase since March 9th
March 27th

Confirmed COVID-19 cases in the US: 82,286. ~157x increase since March 9th
Deaths from COVID-19 in the US: 1,199. ~63x increase since March 9th
March 28th

Confirmed COVID-19 cases in the US: 102,143. ~195x increase since March 9th
Deaths from COVID-19 in the US: 1,603. ~84x increase since March 9th
March 29th

Confirmed COVID-19 cases in the US: 122,157. ~234x increase since March 9th
Deaths from COVID-19 in the US: 2,056. ~108x increase since March 9th
March 30th

Confirmed COVID-19 cases in the US: 160,530. ~307x increase since March 9th
Deaths from COVID-19 in the US: 2,941. ~155x increase since March 9th
March 31st

Confirmed COVID-19 cases in the US: 184,770. ~353x increase since March 9th
Deaths from COVID-19 in the US: 3,746. ~197x increase since March 9th
April 1st

Confirmed COVID-19 cases in the US: 210,770. ~403x increase since March 9th
Deaths from COVID-19 in the US: 4,700. ~247x increase since March 9th
April 2nd

Confirmed COVID-19 cases in the US: 239,009. ~457x increase since March 9th
Deaths from COVID-19 in the US: 5,784. ~304x increase since March 9th
April 3rd

Confirmed COVID-19 cases in the US: 271,915. ~520x increase since March 9th
Deaths from COVID-19 in the US: 6,962. ~366x increase since March 9th
April 4th

Confirmed COVID-19 cases in the US: 305,755. ~585x increase since March 9th
Deaths from COVID-19 in the US: 8,314. ~438x increase since March 9th
April 5th

Confirmed COVID-19 cases in the US: 332,308. ~635x increase since March 9th
Deaths from COVID-19 in the US: 9,498. ~500x increase since March 9th
April 6th

Confirmed COVID-19 cases in the US: 361,331. ~691x increase since March 9th
Deaths from COVID-19 in the US: 10,680. ~562x increase since March 9th
April 7th

Confirmed COVID-19 cases in the US: 392,594. ~751x increase since March 9th
Deaths from COVID-19 in the US: 12,621. ~664x increase since March 9th
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