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in an uber right now and it seems clean enough and no confirmed cases in cleveland yet but may self-quarantine out of an abundance of caution anyways
this guy is playing country music and i do not trust anyone that likes country music tbh i am just saying
ok now it’s sweet caroline why is she so sweet this song does not make this clear
have never heard this part of the song where they just say “touching me touching you” a thousand times and suddenly this car seems a lot less safe re: coronavirus
now a song where they keep saying “another one bites the dust” and is this his coronavirus playlist i am just asking
this pandemic is not helping my general distrust of people tbh i should’ve just walked to PT
literally just now 3 cases of corona were confirmed in my county time to self-quarantine forever
i am just gonna stay 5 feet away from people and disinfect everything i touch how hard could it be!!!
was gonna interview for a couple jobs next week but instead i’m just gonna stay at home for a couple weeks (at least) and do remote freelance coding work until people stop being so fucking idiotic and completely ignoring the threat of a pandemic
HOW DO PEOPLE NOT UNDERSTAND THE WAY TO PREVENT COMMUNAL DISEASES IS BY EVERYONE TAKING PRECAUTIONS AND IF YOU DO SO BUT NO ONE ELSE DOES YOU’RE STILL SCREWED
this thread brought to you by my experience going to PT only to see like 12 different people coughing into their hands/touching their face/touching strangers for no reason
i don’t trust people to give enough shits about other immunocompromised people to take care of themselves!!
i don’t trust people to give enough shits about other immunocompromised people to take care of themselves!!
and i’m definitely not taking a med history job until we have proper prevention protocol in place for healthcare workers!! not eliminating the risk entirely obviously but at least hospitals should be committed to doing everything they can to protect their employees
but also my job doesn’t even involve touching patients and i don’t even need to come within 5-6 feet of them if the room’s big enough. but if i was a doctor/nurse in area where the virus was rampant i would not trust the hospital enough to protect me and i would be freaking out!!
“social distancing”
yeah we’re all gonna die
i was mostly just kidding about it before but everything is chaos now and i am not leaving my house until i absolutely have to. which sucks because i finally got healthy leg-wise after 6 months of not being able to move
i’ve already watched everything i’m remotely interested in that’s one prime or netflix so time to take up knitting or some shit now i guess whatever ok who cares
we survived covid 1-18 so we can survive this too
it’s been two days how do people do this https://twitter.com/dunkerjatt/status/1140029170661101568?s=21 https://twitter.com/dunkerjatt/status/1140029170661101568
it’s genuinely terrifying to me that so many people don’t understand why we are all so panicked about this. but “it’s not even as bad as h1n1” is either supremely disingenuous or they just don’t understand very basic epidemiology. and the lack of tests is fucking astounding.
lmfao there is truly a punjabi song for everything
why is visionworks sending me an email about coronavirus prevention what a strange crossover lmao
you think i’m gonna go buy glasses now??? i haven’t even gone grocery shopping yet!! plz understand i do not need pandemic updates from my glasses provider. i don’t even need glasses updates from my glasses provider
this is an email from kohl’s that is giving out factually inaccurate information. “it basically indicates infection” pls do not get important infectious disease advice from a clothing store and/or “experts” that think holding your breath for ~ 10 seconds is a diagnostic tool!!
why are we focusing so much on getting more covid-19 testing when you can just hold your breath to somehow see if you have an infection MAKES SENSE
i’ve spent the last six months already isolating myself from society while recovering from surgery so i already rewatched all my favorite tv shows and all the movies i’ve even sorta liked and now i’m bored outta my mind.
for the last 4-5 months i was continuously looking forward to my leg finally being healthy enough to do stuff but now it just makes quarantine way more frustrating and depressing for me. especially without having my dog with me
sorry typo I AM DOING GREAT
january 2020 arsh thought this year was gonna be better for my sleep schedule considering my leg doesn’t hurt as much anymore. WHAT A MORON LMAO january feels like approximately 4 years ago https://twitter.com/dunkerjatt/status/1214726002208849924?s=21 https://twitter.com/dunkerjatt/status/1214726002208849924
at least i’m no longer tweeting as much and instead just feeling existential dread in my head only so you are welcome twitter https://twitter.com/dunkerjatt/status/1155312858533679104?s=21 https://twitter.com/dunkerjatt/status/1155312858533679104
i lost a follower what specific tweet do you think sent this person over the edge? i am guessing all of them.
looking back at these threads and i have absolutely no idea how i made it through almost 5 years of working in an ER in that much pain. and now that i’m healthy(ish) i can’t even go back to work. https://twitter.com/dunkerjatt/status/896718153174192128?s=21 https://twitter.com/dunkerjatt/status/896718153174192128
finally trimmed my beard. not because i’m any less depressed. i just gave up on that happening until like 2021 and it got way way way too long. NOW MY FACE FEELS NAKED https://twitter.com/dunkerjatt/status/1221271678812069888?s=21 https://twitter.com/dunkerjatt/status/1221271678812069888
https://twitter.com/dunkerjatt/status/1148433923329994752?s=21 https://twitter.com/dunkerjatt/status/1148433923329994752
march 1 / april 1
why is this “news for me” twitter i am just asking what did i ever tweet to make you think i am a fan of the biebs or even concerts in general
in case i wasn’t anxious enough already i have been coughing nonstop all evening and i have shitty lungs. haven’t even left the house in almost a month so rationally I know it’s not covid but still
is “watching every single dog video on youtube” technically a skill because if so i have been very productive during this pandemic!!! https://twitter.com/rumneeek/status/1245778082801180673
lmfao “i tried to take advantage of a global pandemic by turning a profit and hoarding my hospital’s masks then selling them to those who need them to people who are at high risk at 10x the price. but then someone called me out on it UGHHHH I AM BEING BULLIED”
being a shitty person has consequences who knew
also not so fun fact when i worked there she told me she uses a shock collar on her dogs and hits them and rubs their face in shit, etc. then she tried to tell me she’s a great dog trainer and would happily train my dog for like $100 an hour. so she is literally the worst
tbt https://twitter.com/dunkerjatt/status/852594532856332290?s=21 https://twitter.com/dunkerjatt/status/852594532856332290
also stumbled upon this thread and realized i completely lost touch with Punjabi Programmer for like last 5 months. but we’re both in quarantine and bored so gonna reach out. who knew being in isolation would somehow make me slightly more social!!! https://twitter.com/dunkerjatt/status/1044703199737851905?s=21 https://twitter.com/dunkerjatt/status/1044703199737851905
