gonna start a #princessweiyoung thread i guess https://twitter.com/glorypaid/status/1236898786158563328

eldest sister changle is such a pretentious brat, feel free to go away!!!!!!!!! younger sister changru seems sweet but i will not be fooled!!!!

touba yu has like. box braids??? and i can't tell if they're meant to be like.. tibetan braids ??? bc this story takes place in northern liang when is north-east of tibet....????

ok actually historically his character's mother is the sister of the last rouran khan & the rourans were like a mongolian-turkic mix so the braids make more sense. i was really expecting some nonsense, y'all, but it's alright

changle really fuckin had a giant tapestry made (by her servants, no doubt) to upstage her cousin changru (who made the normal-sized tapestry By Hand!!!!) like... literally this bih so rude

UGH it's only the end of the third episode and the bitch madame chiyun rou is already suspicious that weiyoung is an imposter!!!!! (she is!! it's xin'er!!! but shhh)

i was very confused by touba yu and touba jun being nephew and uncle but then i remembered that emperors often have Many concubines, so them being nephew+uncle but being near in age is probably not at all weird historically fjfhghg

weiyoung's purple gown at the end of the 2nd episode? to die for!! you're so beautiful, tiffany tang

i thought li minde's actor was ji li at first and i was like *beyonce?! voice* ji li?!

li minfeng D*e challenge? can't wait! bite it, bitch

i HATE MADAME CHIYUN

she literally ordered weiyoung to be whipped 50 times and then poisoned her so she wouldnt recover from her wounds!!!!!! BITCH

touba jun and weiyoung are S O C L O S E in this scene bc theyre hiding from assassins and img swdweeatinnng g

cheng de comedic sidekick to prince jun, ilu!!!!! he’s a character

SCREAMMMMMM TUONA JUN KNOWS HOW TO PLAY THE GUZHENG IM COMPLETELY FERAL

HES TEACHINF HER HOW TO PLAY THE GUZHENG G GHFHFBHDFHFUCKFIXKXJ

cheng de u sweet lovey lil dude

madame chiyun d*e challenge

weiyoung is so coy abt how she gets her punches in w madame chiyun and the bitchy maid chun ming

I KNEW I RECOGNIZED TUOBA DI!!!! IT’S THE LOVE OF MY LIFE CHEN YUQI

DNDGGEHAFAHAGSGAH the princess played a prank on poor sweet li minde what a menace she is, i live for her

lmfao theres a scene with LCL gazing lovingly at TBJ while both are playing the zither and it’s exactly like when LXC and JGY are playing guqin together in the untamed

OH NOOOOOOO LWY JUST REALIZED THAT TBJ IS THE GRANDSON OF THE EMPEROR!?(!;?(!(?! b aka HIS FAMILY MASSACRED HERS OH NOOOOOO

tuoba di crossdressing and playing schemes!!! my princess!!!!!!! she looks bomb as hell, i will marry her

these dang translations!!! li minfeng calls LCL “meimei” and LCL calls him da-ge but the translations have them saying each other’s proper names which is boring

LMF gets worse and worse lmao!!! he’s manipulating zi yan and is sexually intimidating her feel free to choke, u bitch

li minde is so physically comfortable w the “ninth prince” fhehehdjfhfh surprise that’s not a prince thats a PRINCESS

HMMMM LCL plagiarized LWY’s disaster relief plan and now she’s being outed as a plagiarist but most importantly LWY is sincerely trying to get a new plan enacted bc the og plan has flaws and she sincerely wants to help people. versus lcl just wants the attention

crown princess: women shouldnt meddle w politics
lcl: meddles
crown princess: lcl is obvsly an exception

lcl: wahhhh lwy is just beinf meannn
tbj: literally shes just trying to help people she doesnt give af abt u

LCR !!!!!!!!!!!! she starts off so sincere and sweet and genuinely supportive of LWY!!!! i wish she coulda stayed sweet and nice instead of turning into a bitch whenever TBY pursues LWY instead of her

i literally cannot wait for chiyun rou to get murked

LCL and her mom CYR need to C H O K E

lcl: lwy is my archnemesis!!
lwy: *literally just vibin??? mindin her own shit????*

HAHAHAHAHAHA YES!!!! lmf got 100 lashes in public and removed from his public office!! good!!!! fuck u

i guess it must've been really chilly on set or they filmed in the winter bc u can see the actors' breath in a lot of scenes jfhdjhdjhf

LORD weiyoung's dress in ep 7/8 when she visits the emperor is literally S T U N N I N G !!!!!!!! bless u costume dept

the fact that the two main actors are now married makes this even more *clutches chest* bc the chemistry is so Real. i'm dying

JUN TAO HAS JOINED THE PARTY!!!!!! ahhhHHHH MY KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR

SHE CORNERED BAI ZHI AND CUT BOTH THEIR FINGERS AND MIXED THEIR BLOOD W WATER AND THEN THEY BOTH D R A N K IT SO NOW THEYRE SWORN SISTERS AHHHHHHHHHHH

jun tao i formally invite u to come into my house press me against a wall and hold a knife to my throat thank u

lcr keeps on trying to get that tby dick but she is not gonna be successful like she wants!!!!!

UGH what is madame cyr planning!!!! dont u out my bb girl lwy!!! dont u do it

lmaofmandkaoanfns tbj telling lcl not to take his “proposal” seriously from when they were like FIVE YEARS OLD. he’s like we were literally children

UGH this bitch ass fucking cyr needs to CCCCCHHHHHHHHOKE

jun tao and bai zhi are the dream team of wlw

i love that li minde has a literal possè of trained warriors secretly tailing him and protecting him. *hagrid voice* ur a prince li minde

jun tao and cheng de crossing scabbards is nonsexual foreplay

J-JUN... SUCKED THE POISON OUT OF WEIYOUNG’S HAND..... A H

omg...... madame cyr is poisoning herself to frame lwy for killing her

what a literal psycho bitch

dude the dad is so fucking DONE w his first wife’s bullshit. like, straight up he is like stop framing lwy for Everything we dont believe u

FUCK

madame cyr ordered her bitch ass maid to H A N G lwy WTFFFFFF I FUCKING HATE THESE CRAZY BITCHES

HDHDVDGDHFHGSHH TUOBA JUN TELLING EVERYONE THAT HE GAVE WEIYOUNG THE FAN!!!!!!! GODDDDDDD

NOOOOOOOOOO HE WAS SO HAPPY THAT SHE KEPT THE FAN BUT THEN SHE LIED AND SAID IT DIDNT MEAN ANYTHING AND T H R E W IT OUT A W I N D O W

tbj be like *sadly plays guzheng*

i’m forreal about to eat my entire fist i’m so fucking upset rn abt these ancient chinese hets

tuoba jun upstaging his uncle tuoba hang by being humble instead of being an ass???? we love to see it????

good lord TBH (tuoba hang) is such a turddddddd but also props to his actor for playing the Turd role so well fhgjfgh like. good lord he just is such a power hungry slut

jfghkjdhhgkjhfdg tby and tbh visited the prime minister's mansion to see lcl and the prime minister himself and then lcl and lcx wound up confronting lwy and lmd and harassing them... BUT THENFGFDJGHDKJ lwy made lcx jump into the pond and embarrassed them in front of the princes

UGH ok so i /understand/ how tby can be attracted to lwy but also he's such a turd of a person that i don't believe his feelings aren't clouded by greed and just. general ill will

OH MY GOD!DKJFLAJSDFAJSH!JK!J!!!!!<!<<!!<!<!< GENERAL JIAO JUST APPROACHED LI MINDE AND TOLD HIM HE'S THE CROWN PRINCESS OF THE KINGDOM OF ROURAN

tuoba di ur big ole crush on li minde is outstanding and i admire u but also god bless u for scheming to get tuoba jun and li weiyoung to play the guzheng together again fjkghfjkgherifne

can't believe i am saying thank u for this heterosexual food

yall changru is so freakin cute!!!! i'm so upset that she turns into a malicious brat like her elder sister changle :(((((((((( her water sleeve dance at the empress' banquet was so beautiful and sweet

LCL is exactly like her mother CYR and i mean that in the worst way possible. what vile, hateful scheming shits. both of them get such joy out of ruining people's joy and livelihoods wtf

LCL, crying: why does no one like me im so alone
also LCL: is the worst

ah, yet again. CYR is the worst. *

*tweet can be reused up to fifty times per episode

DAMN they really fuckin turned up the drama in ep20, y'all. jesus. had LCL banished from the household, CYR almost died. ZXM has the P L A G U E ... LMD is missing....... this is so damn dramatic yall .. lord... yall......

do they expect me to feel BAD for changle????? she out there struggling at a dingy ole farm crying cause she saw a rat and a cockroach fell on her HAHAHAH FUCK U LCL eat it

noooooooooooooooooooooo TBD crying and practicing archery so much her fingers bleed bc she thinks LMD is deaddddd noooooooooooooooo

L I M I N D E ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

lmd arriving home just in time for his mother's funeral is literally the worst thing that has ever happened to me

tbd taking care off lmf is soft and im upset

*lmd. anyway. i LOVE LI MINDE and i love his posse of rouran homies who lurk around and protect him

IS LI MINDE ABOUT TO MURDER CHIYUN ROU?!(?;!(?(??!

me when LMD first appeared: ugh what a nerd
me now: LMD IS MY SON!!!! I SWEAR MY LIFE TO YOU!!!!!!!

yall they really expect me to feel sad for LCL as she scrubs shit from buckets on a farm... lmao no

oh no!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOO!!!! jun ming!!!!! jun tao’s dad is still alive and they just saw each other as JM was being captured by soldiers noooooooOOOOOOO

TUOBA JUN TRIED TO SAVE THE LIANG FUGITIVES FROM BEING EXECUTED HES A GOOD MAN YALL

OH GOD TUOBA JUN OFFERED TO BE THE HOSTAGE OF JUN MING IN EXCHANGE FOR TUOBA HAN (tbh deserved to get murked though??? pls) AND LWY AND JT ARE WATCHING FROM THE SHADOWS HFUGHGHHHFUCK

LWY appeared to TBH and is now being “taken to see TBJ” WHO IS BEING HELD CAPTIVE... BY THE LIANG FUGITIVES... WHO ARE ACTUALLY LWY’S (actually feng xin) TRUE PEOPLE???? IM SCREAMING

this is so tense rn jesusufjdhf

god i want LWY to reveal herself as feng xin,,,,,

tbj leaning to whisper to lwy!!! i have one whole hetero feeling

tuoba jun bowing to jun ming,,,,, ; n ; i cried yall

TBJ KISSED LWY ON THE CHEEK!!!!!!! TWICE!!!!!! I HAVE NEVER FELT SO HEYERO IN MY LIFE

jun tao kicked cheng de and i have never loved her more

tuoba yu slinks like a snake and i want him to slink AWAY from my girl li weiyoung!!! go away!!!

UGHGHHHHBB!!!!!! I FUCKING HATE CHIYUN NAN

they cast CYR and CYN well bc they both have the same disgustingly smarmy fuckin smirk

the chiyun family reunion is them crying and feeling sorry for themselves and i

LI WEIYOUNG???!?!!!!!!!!!

UGH lcl is literally so desperate for tbj it is so fucking irritating. “conduct urself w some respect” UGH pls just fuck off

nooooo the most precious prey for this hunting competition is a white fox but they just showed it and ITS A BABYYYY NOOO DONT HURT THE BUB

HHHFHDHDHHHDHDGDGH LMD FOUND OUT THAT TBD IS A LADY FHDHEHDVDHFHFH HE THOUGHT TBD WAS A HOMOSEXUAL

ok i stopped tweeting for like 2 episodes bc i was literally CLUTCHING my chest the entire time

LI WEIYOUNG JUST TOLD TUOBA JUN THAT SHE IS THE FUGITIVE PRINCESS OF NORTHERN LIANGGGG FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCJFJRBDJFBFHKFUCKFHCKFUCKRBFRUCJFUCJCMCKFUDKCYFUFHDHFUCKCK

FENG XIN (LWY) RAN AWAY FROM TUOBA JUN AND THEN HE RAN AFTER HER AND SAVED HER FROM ASSASSINS!!!! A G A I N !!!!!!!

yall

CYN is now allied w TBY and i have never met a more dastardly duo oh fuck

also now TBY TBJ and CYN know that weiyoung =/= weiyoung and weiyoung = feng xin

UGHGHGHHBB tbj just promised lwy/fx to work together to free her people and that after she was safe, he would ask the emperor to marry them SHE ACCEPTED,,,,,,, THEY EMBRACED!!!!!

oh LCR... how i wish u hadnt gotten ambitious like ur sister LCL :((((( can just 1 person in this whole show stay pure and uncorrupted by power

OH NOOOOOOOOOO ?(!( fbf fbfvfb LCR FOUND OUT LWY=PRINCESS OF LIANG OH NO

i be sweatin ,,,,,,,,,, LCR confessed to TBY but also TBY just said “love isnt important to me, loyalty is” and LCR said “ok but why do u like LWY then” and TBY got p i s s e d

oh no

lwy and tbj got together but then lmd saw them embracing and he has feelings for lwy and now his heart is broken and TBD HAS FEELINFS FOR LMD AND IHFBFBFBRVTBVB

OH NO ,!,!, cbcbcbcbxbcbcb the crown princess is gonna force TBJ to marry LCL oh noooooooooo

yikes yikes yokes YIKES YIKES Y I K E S !!!!!!!!!

ohhhhhhhhhhhhHHH i just realized that there are two secret royals in the prime minister's household lmao. since li minde is actually the rouran khan's son and li weiyoung is feng xin of northern liang fjhfjhgfjghjfgh

general jiao is handsome as hell sorry but not sorry bruh

UGH god i hate everyone in the chiyun family,,,, good fuckin lord,,,,,,,,,,,

UGHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT SHITTY FUCKING EMOTIONAL MANIPULATION!!!!!!!!! THE CROWN PRINCESS IS ON HER DEATHBED AND SHE'S GUILTING TUOBA JUN INTO MARRYING AGAINST HIST WILL

hdbsgshsvsh LCR hand embroidered a sash for TBY and he was all like aw how nice and then as soon as she left he tossed it away fhdgshdvdhf ufmfk mc

oh no............ LWY is being forced into a political marriage by the emperor w an enemy kingdom knowing that she will die if they go to war????? nooooo

IM PRETTY SURE THAT the marriage envoy from the other kingdom recognized LWY as the princess of northern liang oh no oh no oh no

TUOBA JUN FLED THE PALACE TO FIND LI WEIYOUNG AND SAVE HER FROM THIS MARRIAGE

oh nooooo they drugged everyone from wei and are gonna frame TBY as trying to assault LWY and ao theyre gonna declare war

oh noooooooo TBY is claustrophobic and theyre locked in a closet rn hiding