halbarry dialogues from injustice 2 but read them as if they are dating
hal: runaway just like you always do
barry: take that back hal
hal: prove me wrong first
barry: can’t we settle this with a race?
hal: why barry too chicken to fight?
barry: NOBODY calls me chicken
barry: i cant stay long hal
hal: then lets make this quick
barry: just the way i like it
hal: here’s a flash fact for ya
barry: green lanterns got this?
hal: hell yeah he does
barry: so the guardians purged your fears?
hal: they took a lot out of me barry
barry: lets see what you got left
barry: so the guardians purged your fears?
hal: trust me i had to work for it
barry: doesnt matter if you cant hit me
barry: whens the last time you took off that ring
hal: its none of your damn buisness l
barry: simmer down highball
hal: just admit youre impressed
barry: eat my dust
barry: see fastest man alive
hal: im keeping up
barry: need a time out?
hal: what’d be the fun in that
barry: see fastest man alive
hal: youre over the legal limit
hal: think this is fun
barry: will be in a sec
barry: is the pace too fast?
hal: im keeping up
barry: feeling like my old self again
hal: but youre not winning
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