Feel like I need to start a thread of Hannah The Girl That Lived Under A Rock:
1. âWhoâs Zoella?â
2. I asked her if she would like me to butter her muffin and she had no fucking clue what I was on about
3. H: âDo you like oranges?â
Me: âHm, I prefer satsumasâ
H: âWhat the hell is a satsuma?!â
Me: âHm, I prefer satsumasâ
H: âWhat the hell is a satsuma?!â
4. Me: âAw, Cath Kidston is a gonnerâ
H: âWhoâs Cath Kidston?â
H: âWhoâs Cath Kidston?â
5. âIs Stevie Wonder blind?â
âWhoâs that guy off bake-off?â
âNoel Fielding?â
âYeah. Whatâs he off?â
âThe Mighty Booshâ
âWhatâs that?â
âNoel Fielding?â
âYeah. Whatâs he off?â
âThe Mighty Booshâ
âWhatâs that?â