Feel like I need to start a thread of Hannah The Girl That Lived Under A Rock:
1. “Who’s Zoella?”
2. I asked her if she would like me to butter her muffin and she had no fucking clue what I was on about
3. H: “Do you like oranges?”
Me: “Hm, I prefer satsumas”
H: “What the hell is a satsuma?!”
4. Me: “Aw, Cath Kidston is a gonner”
H: “Who’s Cath Kidston?”
5. “Is Stevie Wonder blind?”
“Who’s that guy off bake-off?”
“Noel Fielding?”
“Yeah. What’s he off?”
“The Mighty Boosh”
“What’s that?”
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