Fck yeah I’m ready for a woman president! But just not that one. Or that one...

Or that one...no, none of these will do. But somebody!

Maybe if she was more like a man...nope nope! Too much! Too manly, ew, be feminine

Wait not that feminine! You can’t be a strong leader *and* feminine! Be ~manly~ when we need it but not so much that you’re not ~feminine~

Ok now you’re just talking too much...nobody wants a woman with *ideas*

Well now I can’t even hear you, who’s gonna vote for somebody that can’t stand up for themself? I’m voting for that guy, he’s old and stupid but at least he’s loud!

Nah, man, she’s too old also, women can’t think right when they get past 70...these 78yo MEN tho...

Ok stop being so emotional...white guys in the Midwest might not like that, you gotta tone it down. Bernie, your tone is perfect, keep it up!

Don’t be so passive tho! You’re putting me to sleep with your calm, measured pace. How will you get younger voters excited if you’re not passionate about your ideas?

Wait, you actually want to *pay* for m4a? You’re not just saying Mexico’s gonna pay for it? Nahh bruh FOH too realistic. Too sincere. Too smart. Revolution!

I love all her plans, but is she really the right messenger for them? Maybe a crotchety old white dude would be better

She’s splitting the progressive vote! Who does she think she is, taking *our* votes when she did nothing to earn them! (Except campaign passionately and connect emotionally with her supporters)

Pshhh, earn *their* votes? They BELONG to US! Its OFFENSIVE that they thought they were allowed to vote for somebody else in the first place!

It’s not OUR fault Black voters don’t trust our Movement it’s just that theyre “low info” voters...plebeians...

You like (other old white guy)? You’re RACIST! You HATE AMERICA! YOURE WHY WE GOT TRUMP

Seriously tho, next time a woman runs, I’ll definitely vote for her. As long as she’s not too old, or too young, or too loud and shrill, or too calm and composed, or too bold or too passive, or too smart or too dumb or or or