If the presidential nominees were collegiate athletic directors...

Bernie Sanders is the football coach who is retiring after 20 years at the helm, won a couple conference championships, made a handful of bowl games, wildly popular with fans of all ages who didn& #39;t want to see the old ball coach go off into the sunset.

Joe Biden is the former associate AD for external affairs at a Power 5 school who landed a big sponsorship at his old school and his new school struggles to sell tickets, basically unknown in its mid-major town.

Elizabeth Warren is the Associate AD/SWA who always serves as the interim when the AD leaves to go to a bigger school. You know she does all the work in the background, she& #39;s an alum and former athlete, but the Board of Regents don& #39;t see her as a big enough draw. SAs love her.

Trump is the guy the university hired through a search firm. He& #39;s bounced around professional sports for 15 years, never at the same place for more than 3-year stints. He name-drops, eats all the food in the press room, and fired most of the staff to bring in "his guys."