I have to make an addition to UNIFIED CUTLERY THEORY, something that affected me just recently:

THE JAGGED SPOON

Please read the following thread for a full understanding of Unified Cutlery Theory first: https://twitter.com/UmbralReaver/status/1233335355572543488
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The jagged spoon looks like a spoon in all ways. It sits amongst your other spoons and makes you feel capable. You can use it to do something useful.

But it's a trap. This spoon has rough, sharp edges. You try to use it and you get the task done, but it hurts you.
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Effectively, you've just spent a knife instead, energy taken from tomorrow. How does a jagged spoon end up in your cutlery drawer?

In my case, it was Lorazepam. It dispelled my anxiety and paranoia and made me feel I could do ANYTHING. And so I did so much that day.
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And now, a day later, I am utterly destroyed by that expenditure, that at the time felt like nothing at all due to the freedom from anxiety the medicine gave me.

The medicine had concealed my fatigue, not removed it. I had spent jagged spoons.
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There could be any number of reasons why one might find jagged spoons at your disposal, be it drugs, mood, or simply whim of biology.

We with jagged spoons must take greater care not to overspend, even when feeling great.

It sucks. :(
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Thank you for reading my addition to Unified Cutlery Theory. I hope it helps people understand why they might feel they have limitless energy one day then none the next.

Please RT and like the top tweet. I learned Twitter marked me as 'low quality content', so I need help.
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