Had two dreams this week where I noticed the first flowers of the year during my morning walk
I'm even boring in my dreams

Dreams come true, but only if they're boring as shit

Thought this coltsfoot was a dandelion

Dandelions and wild violets make an interesting color combination

This Dame's rocket is pretty
Invasive as fuck, but pretty

Canada anemones

Not the prettiest flower to look at, but it's exciting to find because it means the wild raspberries are coming soon

It's called a fleabane daisy but it doesn't repel fleas
More proof that botanists are lying sacks of shit

Wild roses

If you're looking for an easy to maintain perennial that multiplies quickly try giant hogweed

Seriously, don't

This is the second time in a year I caught myself think "wow, that's some pretty grass"
One more time and I get an honorary AARP membership

This was the first time

I think plains coreopsis is my new favourite wildflower

I just assume that's plains coreopsis
It's Toronto, so there's a possibility someone got shot beside a black-eyed Susan