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I CAUGHT A BURGLAR IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT...
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#Scary
I CAUGHT A BURGLAR IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT...
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#Scary
So about last night... it’s 4:20am and my wife wakes me up in a panic saying burglars are trying to get in.
Suddenly I hear a BOOM!! my front door has just been smashed off! ... the burglar is inside the house.
We both stay dead silent in our room for several mins while listening to lots of rummaging downstairs.
Then we we hear footsteps creeping up the stairs, scanning empty rooms until he is slowly getting closer towards us.
Our bedroom door opens and this guy I’ve never seen before is standing in my bedroom. 
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Luckily my wife ALWAYS keeps a hammer by her bedside https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤷🏾♂️" title="Man shrugging (medium dark skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Man shrugging (medium dark skin tone)"> (I know why now lol)
the gangster in her really came out!!!
the gangster in her really came out!!!
I jump out to confront him. He gets the fright of his life when the lights turns on and realise he has nowhere to run. Right now I’m in full https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😡" title="Pouting face" aria-label="Emoji: Pouting face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤬" title="Face with symbols over mouth" aria-label="Emoji: Face with symbols over mouth">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤬" title="Face with symbols over mouth" aria-label="Emoji: Face with symbols over mouth">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤬" title="Face with symbols over mouth" aria-label="Emoji: Face with symbols over mouth">
I force him down on the floors, all the while checking there are not more of them in the house. He surrenders quickly.
BUT WAIT!.. it get crazier
Thats when I realise ... hang on... he took his pants off!! The guy is literally butt naked from the waist down!! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤢" title="Nauseated face" aria-label="Emoji: Nauseated face">
This sicko actually tried sneaking into the bedroom where my wife sleeps. With his D*CK hanging https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😡" title="Pouting face" aria-label="Emoji: Pouting face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😡" title="Pouting face" aria-label="Emoji: Pouting face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😡" title="Pouting face" aria-label="Emoji: Pouting face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😡" title="Pouting face" aria-label="Emoji: Pouting face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😡" title="Pouting face" aria-label="Emoji: Pouting face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😡" title="Pouting face" aria-label="Emoji: Pouting face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😡" title="Pouting face" aria-label="Emoji: Pouting face">then he starts smirkinghttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😡" title="Pouting face" aria-label="Emoji: Pouting face"> #fuming
Honestly I wish I was making this up!
I had so many questions at this point ??
I had so many questions at this point ??
Police arrive 15 mins later and take him out the house. And sectioned him. We had to give statements bla bla bla!
At the end of the day, nobody got seriously hurt, considering the fact he was clearly off his head, it could have been a lot worse.
Thank God we can joke about it and get on with our lives.
Thank God we can joke about it and get on with our lives.
On a serious note! You never know how you are going to react in these situations.
Please, please, please
And always pray before bed each night. X
