I just inhaled some saliva which caused a coughing fit at the grocery store.

I probably would have gotten fewer horrified looks if I'd started chucking possums at fellow customers.

Update: Since posting this tweet, I have learned that possums are not always scary rabid garbage demons. Sometimes they are adorable.

I apologize to any marsupials I may have offended with this comment.

Donate to the Opposum Society of the United States.

They need your help.

https://opossumsocietyus.org/how-to-help/orphaned-injured/

This thread was only a month ago but it feels like 100 years ago.

@IndigoRoad102 @SpiralCow https://twitter.com/dodo/status/1228363278352572418?s=19