Thread by @caaaandymate, enemies to lovers (kinda) college roommates au where jimin really likes milk............. [...]

enemies to lovers (kinda) college roommates au where jimin really likes milk............. let me explain

so! yoongi and jimin are roommates but they would really rather NOT.. they live in student housing and were really just forced (assigned) together but their first meeting upon moving in did not go so well hence them kinda despising each other

they dont outright always fight or anything but they do always avoid each other and basically just never interact ; its like yoongi acts as if jimin isnt there at all and vice versa, but if they do happen to cross paths (in their dorm lol), theyre standoffish and dismissive

its so bad that anyone, upon seeing their situation, will say that their dorm is divided into two - there are two couches (they refuse to sit on the same sofa even when the other isnt there its that petty), no shared rugs or anything, even their groceries are separate!

(they still only have one dining table, of course, though they never use it together. the sofas - theyre old and used and from their respective houses)

so yeah thats just a little background JDNSKFS ?????? ANYWAY the fridge is basically divided into two right and the one thing that jimin has on his side is milk like milk cartons and all just the usual full cream milk

jimin LOVES milk he literally consumes it regularly and usually multiple times through the day whenever he can ,, i dont know i dont have any explanation to back this up other than i myself have been drinking a lot of milk lately.......

the two dont touch each others groceries right but one night when jimins out of the dorm yoongis at home with his friends namjoon and hoseok and they have beer!! yaay!!! theyre getting ready to just get drunk and have fun and whatever!

before they get to chug down their drinks, though, namjoon suggests they drink milk first so that they wouldnt feel its effects too bad (which is a myth); yoongi calls bullshit and hoseok laughs his ass off but namjoon convinces them anyway so now yoongis on the way to the fridge

yoongi sees that he doesnt have any milk, but he sees that jimin has a carton so yoongi takes that and some glasses to his friends yay!

"i didnt have any milk but my bitchass roommate did so..."

namjoon looks up. "are you sure its fine if we take some of his?"

yoongi rolls his eyes. "i really cant care less. he can just buy again or something"

so they drink milk and then their beers and before you know it theyre drunk off of their asses on both the beer and the milk because theyve finished jimins carton! fuck!

and then yoongi and jimin get into a fight the next day when jimin sees that his milk is gone

"i dont see the fucking problem! you can always go buy more!"

"the problem is that you didnt ask for permission when it wasnt yours in the first place, asshole!"

"fucking milk junkie"

this makes the atmosphere at the dorm more tense and the energy between them even MORE intense ; i dont know how else to explain this but yeah thats just .. yeah

i think the way i explained shit in this thread would be more suitable in a comic setting but thats basically it ?? thats just the background and the foundation of this au really JHDJFS just two bros and some milk

just thought of another scenario! maybe one afternoon yoongi had been alone in their room until jimin busts into the unit, having just returned from the supermarket with nothing but milk cartons (for himself). jimin is on the phone with taehyung, who yoongi had learned was the +

youngers best friend.

"okay, i just got home, tae," jimin says into the call. "ill talk to you later, mm? gotta drink my milk already; im literally going crazy."

yoongi, who had been on his laptop typing a paper, snorts when he hears this. jimin narrows his eyes at him as he +

ends the call.

thats all he does, though. jimin wastes no time, immediately putting away his cartons except for one and grabbing a glass before finally settling down on their dining table. yoongi observes him with a confused frown. whats the deal between jimin and milk?

as jimin pours milk into his glass, yoongi sighs. "you have some kind of milk fetish or something?" he asks.

jimin ignores him. once his glass is full, he takes it and chugs his milk, not stopping for even one breath.

yoongi snorts. "the fuck."

so weird. its so weird. yoongi is beyond bewildered. never has he ever met someone with such a strong "liking" for milk. he stares as jimin finally puts down his glass, exhaling contently and even licking the area around his mouth for any stray milk.

its so weird.

"youre so weird," yoongi says, still staring at jimin.

jimin rolls his eyes. "who asked?"

"have you ever considered asking for professional help?"

"can you shut up?"

yoongi scoffs. "i dont know, man. im kinda concerned."

"yoongi-ssi," jimin says, turning to face the elder completely, "dont put your nose where it doesnt belong."

okay. maybe yoongi shouldnt have said anything.

"whatever," yoongi says, looking away. "youre like...."

"what?" jimin presses. "whats it to you?" he looks like he might throw a fit. or throw a punch. both are equally bad. shit.

yoongi shakes his head. "nothing. forget it."

"why wont you finish what you started, huh? are you scared?"

"shut the fuck up, weirdo."

jimin stands, walking towards yoongi before stopping completely right in front of him.

"tell me," jimin says. "tell me what you were going to say. dont you have the balls for even just that?"

jesus, yoongi thinks, struggling to maintain eye contact with the younger when jimin +

stares so intensely. what the fuck is wrong with him?

"can you back off?" yoongi manages to sputter. "youre being too much."

its jimins turn to scoff. "/im/ being too much? tell me, yoongi-ssi. am i really?"

yoongi stands, pushing jimin away as he walks to the kitchen to get himself a glass of water. he can feel his cheeks getting warmer by the second.

"oh come on!" jimin exclaims. "i was ready to fight you!"

yoongi turns back to face jimin, confident that his face has calmed down.

"what, you were gonna fight me for almost saying that you remind me of a kitten?"

jimins eyes widen. "what?"

yoongi exhales, suddenly feeling like he shouldnt have bothered explaining. "yeah, uh. i didnt say it cause it was stupid. and i thought i was going too far already."

jimin stares at him, unmoving. "i remind you of a kitten?"

"i mean, how can you not?" yoongi automatically replies before wincing when he realizes what he had just said. "youre, like, scary obsessed with milk, almost as if you completely rely on it or some shit. i dont know."

"why not puppies?" jimin asks, slightly tilting his head. yoongi feels himself squirm. "or babies. they rely on milk too."

why the fuck are they having this conversation? "you look more like a kitten to me."

"i do?"

yoongi frowns. what the fuck? "whats it to you?" jimin is so weird.

jimin looks at his feet. "i like kittens," he mumbles.

what? "uh, okay?" yoongi says, not sure how to end whatever the fuck they were doing. "noted?"

"i thought you were going to insult me," jimin says, looking up to yoongi again. he looks like he might be blushing. is he blushing?

yoongi furrows his eyebrows. "well, who said being called a kitten isnt an insult? i couldve meant it in a bad way, you know."

jimin giggles, and yoongi feels his face grow hot again. what the fuck?

"i know you wouldnt have," jimin says, a small smile on his face. "kittens are good."

okay, what. this is getting really weird.

yoongi nods, looking away from jimins stare. "right. just. continue doing your thing, then. drink your milk or whatever. as a good kitten does."

holy shit. did he just say that?

jimin nods. "i will."

"whatever. this was beyond weird. lets never talk like this again," yoongi mutters, going back to collect his laptop.

"why not?" jimin asks. hes frowning.

"were supposed to hate each other," yoongi says. "i feel uncomfortable doing anything else with you."

"but im a good kitten."

yoongi freezes. what?

"what?"

jimin hums. "that was the nicest thing youve ever said to me, you know. i want you to keep going."

the fuck? "all i said was that you remind me of a kitten. not that youre a good one."

"but i can be good!"

yoongi feels his face getting warm again. what the fuck is going on?

"right. lets stop right here," he says, turning away from jimin. "im going to my room to pretend that none of this ever happened, and i want you to do the same. okay?"

"can i call you 'hyung'?"

"stop. ill fight you."

jimin pouts. "lets not fight anymore! stop hating me already, hyung. i stopped the moment you said 'kitten'."

"no."

"i wont give you any of my milk if you keep acting like that!"

okay, that sounded weird.

"i dont care! and i didnt want any in the first place, anyway."

jimin giggles. "you know, you remind me of a cat yourself."

yoongi has been told that many times before. "stop being weird."

"im happy that were finally friends, hyung," jimin says, giggling even more. "and all because you called me a kitten! thats so cute."

yoongi feels himself blushing. "i never agreed to be friends. were still enemies. rivals. im ready to take you down whenever, wherever."

he says all this but means none of it. yoongis quite tired of fighting all the time too.

jimin snorts. "whatever. you sure are a cat cause youre one big pussy!"

jimin laughs loudly as he runs away, almost being caught by yoongi when he pauses to breathe.

and thats how they kinda like ??? make up i guess ???? they finally become friends (yoongi still pretends to hate jimin lol - think of yoongi as a tsundere - but jimin always sees right through him and teases him about it)

(one day, when theyre both just chilling in their living room together, jimin turns to yoongi.

"hey, remember when you called me a kitten?"

yoongi groans. jimin laughs. "forget i ever did. i take it back."

"but then we wouldnt have become friends!"

"shut up."

"you love me.")

and then they fall in love. HSBNDNSKCS ILL LIKE ADD TO THIS THREAD ANOTHER TIME LOL IM OVERHEATING

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