p50 We love this of course but let's go deeper. Instead of just saying the CORONAVIRUS isn't dangerous, what if FOX and other TRUMPITES claimed it was actually awesome? A really cool, badass thing that only the best people contract?

We can see them claiming that REAL MEN love the virus. We could imagine guys at MONSTER TRUCK RALLIES bragging about their viral load and saying how they never felt more energy or had better sex lives.

Maybe they even create a badass VIRUS FORCE, perhaps headed by HANNITY, JACOB WOHL and DON JR. Cool suits and cool logo, and they have pox parties where they all infect each other?

TRUMP could have a joint presser with PUTIN in which PUTIN takes off his shirt and says that his muscles are made up of 24% pure virus.

A full 30% of the country could join the VIRUS FORCE, according to polls.

And then a fun twist at the end: after half the country is wiped out, we reveal that HANNITY, JACOB WOHL and DON JR didn't actually infect themselves. Those rascals!

Also - maybe the TRUMP ADMINISTRATION convinces Corona Beer to include actual coronavirus in their product. At this point, why not.