My family a thread :

i find out i have new cousins every week can yall like stop fucking

conversations at the cookout:
“honey tell your uncle to stop drinking all the fucking beer “
“Can i say fuck?”
“Yeah sure whatever just tell him”
“MOM SAID STOP DRINKING ALL THE FUCKING BEER YOU FUCKING BUM “
“YO WHERE THE FUCK IS AUNTIE WITH THAT MAC N CHEESE BRO IM HUNGRY “

“Shes on the way” (this means she definitely hasnt left the house yet on the way can mean she will be here in an hour-10 years )
“Go granny go granny aye aye aye!https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤪" title="Zany face" aria-label="Emoji: Zany face">” (this means grandma somewhere outside throwing it back)
“YALL DONT KNOW NOTHING BOUT DIS”(this is said every year)

“MOOM IS THE FOOD READY?”- the hungry one whos mom aint even there
“when we gon drink?” - the family member who came to get drunk
“FOODS DONE” https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🏃🏾‍♀️" title="Woman running (medium dark skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Woman running (medium dark skin tone)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🏃🏿‍♀️" title="Woman running (dark skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Woman running (dark skin tone)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🏃🏽‍♀️" title="Woman running (medium skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Woman running (medium skin tone)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🏃🏽" title="Person running (medium skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Person running (medium skin tone)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🏃🏾" title="Person running (medium dark skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Person running (medium dark skin tone)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🏃🏿" title="Person running (dark skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Person running (dark skin tone)">”yo gtfo my way call first plate”
“Nah cuz” “BITCH MOVE”
then we dance have fun and dont speak until the next cook out

Weddings: “is the food ready?”
*crying mother*
“Why the fuck is he here “
“SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS everybo-“
“SHUT YO ASS UP ITS STARTING”
“Smile for the camera so we can leave”
*ceremony where the family does some ghetto ass shit cause this is my family*
“FOODS COMIN OUT”https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🏃🏾‍♀️" title="Woman running (medium dark skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Woman running (medium dark skin tone)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🏃🏾" title="Person running (medium dark skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Person running (medium dark skin tone)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🏃🏿‍♀️" title="Woman running (dark skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Woman running (dark skin tone)">

*uncle somewhere drinking*
music: GET IN DER YEAH YEAH YO BIG GIRL BACK IT UP
family : GO GRANDMA GO AUNTIE
My mom behind the camera knowing what shes doing: GO (my nickname)
Me: https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😳" title="Flushed face" aria-label="Emoji: Flushed face">*stops dancing*https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👀" title="Eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Eyes">
ladies: *taking off heels in unison*
kids: *doing stuff they aint supposed to*

My moms side of the family is from easton and there basically everyone is related because its such a small place so everyone knows eachother and you find family members you never seen before at walmart dont date there unless you wanna find out your crushing on your 3rd cousin-

Go to any cookout and say your bobbys child they will let you in everyone has one but only try this if its a big cookout and looks like a family reunion

South Carolina is also where some of my family is this...this is the ghetto the whole state is the ghetto NOBODY can drive people stop in the middle of the road like nobody else is there everyone is either speeding or going way to slow

“i catch people stealing from here every time i decide to go to work but do i care no because you gotta do what you gotta do were all broke bitches shit i do it too“- my cousin that works at wa*mart

its fucked up and shitty and a lot of them hate each other but we have fun and we can be funny sometimes i guess i made this thread to remind me of that