Democratic presidential candidates as Star Trek series: a thread

Joe Biden: The Original Series

- the OG MFer and don't you forget it
- has spawned just...so many sequels
- sometimes a lil racist
- charming af

Tom Steyer: The Animated Series

- a self-contained acid trip
- wicked fashion sense
- red-headed stepchild
- ?????

Pete Buttigieg: The Next Generation

- much smarter than you
- platitudes out the ass
- a dramatic improvement
- just the actual best seriously I'll fight you

Bernie Sanders: Deep Space Nine

- well that escalated quickly
- loooong story arcs
- sjw all damn day
- probably would look cute in a baseball cap?

Elizabeth Warren: Voyager

- girl power giRL POWER GIRL POWER
- runs on coffee and perseverance
- don't call me ma'am
- got a little lost

Amy Klobuchar: Enterprise

- FAAAAAAAAAITH OF THE HEAAAAAAAAAART
- midwestern charmTM
- wants to be DS9
- probably going to end badly

Tulsi Gabbard: Discovery

- started off promising
- sex appeal
- makes poor choices
- on a steady downward slope

Michael Bloomberg: Picard

- has more money than god
- will still charge you for services
- trying to recapture TNG's magic
- is not TNG