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Democratic presidential candidates as Star Trek series: a thread
Joe Biden: The Original Series
- the OG MFer and don't you forget it
- has spawned just...so many sequels
- sometimes a lil racist
- charming af
- the OG MFer and don't you forget it
- has spawned just...so many sequels
- sometimes a lil racist
- charming af
Tom Steyer: The Animated Series
- a self-contained acid trip
- wicked fashion sense
- red-headed stepchild
- ?????
- a self-contained acid trip
- wicked fashion sense
- red-headed stepchild
- ?????
Pete Buttigieg: The Next Generation
- much smarter than you
- platitudes out the ass
- a dramatic improvement
- just the actual best seriously I'll fight you
- much smarter than you
- platitudes out the ass
- a dramatic improvement
- just the actual best seriously I'll fight you
Bernie Sanders: Deep Space Nine
- well that escalated quickly
- loooong story arcs
- sjw all damn day
- probably would look cute in a baseball cap?
- well that escalated quickly
- loooong story arcs
- sjw all damn day
- probably would look cute in a baseball cap?
Elizabeth Warren: Voyager
- girl power giRL POWER GIRL POWER
- runs on coffee and perseverance
- don't call me ma'am
- got a little lost
- girl power giRL POWER GIRL POWER
- runs on coffee and perseverance
- don't call me ma'am
- got a little lost
Amy Klobuchar: Enterprise
- FAAAAAAAAAITH OF THE HEAAAAAAAAAART
- midwestern charmTM
- wants to be DS9
- probably going to end badly
- FAAAAAAAAAITH OF THE HEAAAAAAAAAART
- midwestern charmTM
- wants to be DS9
- probably going to end badly
Tulsi Gabbard: Discovery
- started off promising
- sex appeal
- makes poor choices
- on a steady downward slope
- started off promising
- sex appeal
- makes poor choices
- on a steady downward slope
Michael Bloomberg: Picard
- has more money than god
- will still charge you for services
- trying to recapture TNG's magic
- is not TNG
- has more money than god
- will still charge you for services
- trying to recapture TNG's magic
- is not TNG
