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today& #39;s red delicious report: i literally feel like i am eating a slightly dry and crisp perfect white peach. tastes overwhelmingly of sweet and subtle peach! delicate, firm n perfect, a strongly pigmented skin with a few bruises, drops of pink left on the knife. im in love
this is the best apple i have had in a long time. certainly a step up from yesterday& #39;s red delicious, a sadly but endearingly wilted mushy one with dark but tasteless skin and very strong notes of pineapple with subdued hints of mango
today& #39;s red delicious report: fascinating. just short of crisp, firm but slightly crumbly, very juicy, tastes more than anything like blueberry. thicker and waxier skin than usual, delightful fold to it. tiny red veins all thru the off-white flesh. very sweet but sour at the ends
im having the best luck with apples lately. this one is so candyish, hints of even grape and plum, as well as more traditional apple in the infrequent bruised sections... yet another masterpiece folks
unfortunately this one oxidized and spoiled very quickly... core layers nowhere near as good as the outer ones by the time i got to them. what a shame!
today& #39;s red delicious report: what a trip. hard, waxy, bitter skin right off the bat left a very strong impression. a hard apple apple, dense and classical flesh with only bits of deeper sweetness at the ends. a bit dry but above all a robust, versatile apple i thoroughly enjoyed
today& #39;s red delicious report: what a treat. was so hard cutting into, and was by far the darkest of the current batch. pineapple, peach, lychee - sweet at the crown moving to sour at the butt. solid and hefty consistency, no veins at all but a heart-shaped corona around the core
god, even a bit of blueberry.. i rly did save the best for last!
today& #39;s red delicious report: well, that was a bit of a disappointment. the store didnt have any near-black dark ones so i was forced to settle for a respectable deepish maroon - dark enough to be good but missing the true black magic red delicious reach at their best
large, light, juicy, and very solid. sweet but not overly so, with just a hint of tanginess. pure apple, a bit waxy, with flavor dropping off badly at the extremities. tasty, but a reminder of why the red delicious has such a bad reputation - even the second-bests are lackluster
hints - HINTS - of a healthy peachiness in this one, but few and far between. lets hope for something more special again tomorrow!
today& #39;s red delicious report. oh man. ate this one so fast and eagerly im typing this with just the last quarter in my hand. cherry!! light, early-harvest cherry! not all that flavorful, a bit diluted, but that just makes it more refreshing; clear and bright
skin satisfyingly deep dark but with this one flare of bright sunny red in the top corner - i ate that part first to get it out of the way but it happened to be the most intense segment! delicious skin in general but it oxidized SO quickly - maybe the quickest ive ever seen
todays red delicious report: sweet sweet sweet! dense and solid but not crispy OR mushy, skin so hard that it could cut your mouth if you bit wrong, drippingly juicy, sweet sweet and sweet. honestly little flavor outside of sweetness (to the point of honey!), only a hint of apple
the skin by far the most tasty part of this one, a SLIGHT bitterness towards the core. once again just very sweet lol. a thin and narrow apple with soft yellow flesh with no veins and an even consistency
today& #39;s red delicious report: soft and yielding yellow flesh near the core, but white and with a break to it at the surface, absolutely covered with red veins inside. extremely pigmented skin, sweet and pleasant, but an unremarkable flavor profile.
the core layers taste like an entirely different and more common apple, a gala or fuji even. bruised bits and butt were especially delicious. truly bizarrely polarized! and slightly disappointing honestly
todays red delicious report: light, glistening, hard. yet another pure apple flavor profile, greenish flesh and more bruises than i would like. tart flesh, sweet skin, a bit of winelike dryness to it. another good but mostly boring one!!!
oh - INCREDIBLE surge of blueberry right at the butt of the apple. very strong but also so little of it i almost didnt notice it. i wish the whole fruit had been like that one part...
today& #39;s red delicious report: firm but soft and sweet, DELICIOUS skin. honestly cant put my finger on what flavor this is but its certainly not pure apple - a slow, melty, almost raspberryish taste. strong but easy all around. i love this one
today& #39;s red delicious report: light, juicy, sweet, blushing. yknow those haribo red n black berry candies? kinda like those but less strong. thin and crackling skin, very waxy but good. JUST off-crisp and incredibly refreshing
today& #39;s red delicious report: toughest skin ive ever seen, genuinely hard to bite through. this is weird to say but more than anything the taste reminds me of like, a bottle of juicy juice generic berry flavor? its fascinating. unique but /little/ flavor, thick and sparse
oh man, the kind of "low flavor" that isnt subtle or light but just edges on blandness....hearty, dense, spikes of cherry in there. flecked with small red veins and a few very thick ones towards the core. enjoyed it however
todays red delicious report: pliable but hard skin, flesh snaps at the bite and mushes at the chew, flecked with red veins that look like little dots. DRIPPING juicy, slightly stale, tastes of... grape??? yeah, red grape and strawberry, really strongly for both!!
oh this is so cool ive never had anything like this before. fuckin childhood cookout sugary artificial drink style strawberry and grape. also i just took a bite of the crown n the whole thing split apart hard in half while still in my hands lol. weird weird weird but legendary
todays red delicious report: soft, just edging on mushy flesh, clean off white. soft and thin skin too, surprisingly so. very sweet with a strong tart undertone, tastes like.... plum? hm. very hard to pin down but an occasional, deep and spreading kind of sweet
todays red delicious report: strange strange. bruised, aged, soft, but still has a snap. tastes range from a light candy banana to a muted leafy green-like thing, with bits that taste flawlessly of gala apple too. so MANY flavors here, hints of grape.. really complex profile
thick, waxy, tough, delicious skin, really notable. oh MAN the gala can be pronounced too, really strong especially at the butt. a really robust, large apple just on the edge of feeling autumnal n mineral... damn
today& #39;s red delicious report: a triumphant return!! delicate, clean and peachy flesh with an incredibly bitter skin, delicious. cloyingly sweet and light, stupidly juicy, crisp but in the tearing way rather than the cracking way. i missed these so bad, what a gem
today& #39;s red delicious report: hooo boy another painfully sweet one. hard freakin fruit, with that same "haribo red and black berries" syrupiness to it all. genuinely feels like candy?? skin soft, taut, thinnish and folds easy. jfc, almost /creamy/ as i get further into it
hints of lychee/longan in the oxidized parts... wow bro
today& #39;s red delicious report: incredibly complex. bruised-tasting and mealy, really sweet, blueberry and concord grape and pineapple?? i kind of cant believe this one. small, round, crumbly, soft, sharp skin, incredibly autumn-ish. hhyuu, literal hichew grape flavor shit here
however, this is entirely on the outer layers. the core segments are extremely bland and tasteless, with weird internal bruising that looks almost like its started to go bad. i wont look too deeply into it lol
i really cannot get over this fucking flavor tho it honest to god feels like im eating grape hichew. like it feels /unnaturally/ flavored. never seen any flavor this strong since the peachy one i started off this thread with
