I’ve been humbled in many ways lately. Today: walking up the stairs to the metro as it pulled out of the station. SAD! Now to wait seven whole minutes for another train... moments like these make me miss New York.
Feel like I should start a thread of things that keep me humble. Maybe another day. I can’t see right now.
Staying humble today part 2 and it’s only 10am: Got my eyes dilated for a physical and literally cannot read anything. My plans to study? Lol.
I’ve never worn glasses in my life. I was told this dilation could last up to 48 hours because of course I have “naturally large pupils.”
I bought some grandma-magnitude reading glasses and I will be proudly rocking them until my vision returns to normal!
Good news everyone, I am humble once more. I thought I had a stomachache, then I realized my abs are just really sore from the one (1) plank I did today since I couldn’t go for a run like I originally planned.
Haven’t added to this thread in awhile but this is a good one:

There is nothing quite so humbling as going to take a bite of a strawberry for an evening snack and having a PIECE OF YOUR TOOTH FALL OUT.
I’ve gotta go to a freakin dentist tomorrow to get it fixed but this was a truly humbling experience. I am nothing without my teeth. I had to brush them with warm water because the spot is so sensitive right now. Hopefully it was just a filling?
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