Rewatching Supernatural and imma do a thread of shit so bear with me
Supernatural Season 1 Episode 1

So in Supernatural Sam is the favored brother with John and I was thinking about it while watching the pilot again and in the Bible Jacob favors his son Joseph over all of his other children because Joseph was the last one that Rachel gave birth+
to I was thinking about it and I was like what if that's the same reason that John favor Sam over Dean is because Sam was the last one that was born to him do you know I'm saying
Anyway, also, the saddest thing you learn about Dean in Episode one

So in the first episode when Sam says that if it weren't for the pictures he wouldn't even know what his mom looks like and that she was never coming back we see that Dean has really protective of his mom and+
His mom's memory but the thing is is that Mary died when Dean was 4 Dean's 26 now he doesn't remember his mom either but he still knows the feeling of having mom so that's why he's so protective of it because it's the only good part of his life that he's experienced
Supernatural Season 1 Episode 2

Sam's puppy eyes count: 1

Also, the scars the old man shows the brothers are big. He got them when he was a kid so exactly how fucking big were they back then? Damn. Poor kid.

Sam is pissed at Dean count: 1
Dean doesn't do shorts? Ha! That's hilarious ๐Ÿ˜†

People hanging from the ceiling count: 2

Sassy Dean!!!

Sad backstory telling count: 1

I love Dean and his sarcasm! I truly strive to have that level of sassiness.

John's drawings are kindergarten level I swear.+
Finger Drawing/painting count: 1

Pep-talk from Dean count: 1

The family business mentioned: 1

Sammy being ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฐ๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ข๐˜ญ

KILLING SOME EVIL SONS OF BITCHES!!!

Roy is dead! He was a dumbass anyway so whatever

Wendigo is a Native American word.
Fun fact: I'm part Native American

Wendigos are cannibals

Also, Dean making an homemade bomb. Loving the inner genius.

Also, Ben always looks like he's scared shitless. Which is probably accurate.

DEAN! count: 1

Genius! Dean count: 2

People hanging from the ceiling count: 4
FLARE GUNS! Dean loves his firearms

Sam and Dean reading each other's minds count: 1

Dean calling a monster "bitch" lol

Lemme tell you, wendigos are sum ugly ass bitches

Sammy is proud of le brother.

Dean being a flirt at all times I swear

Sam getting to drive count: 1
Supernatural Season 1 Episode 3

We in Wisconsin now!!

A sexism joke in the first five seconds that is immediately turned right back onto the brother! Girl power. Also, appreciation for the brother for laughing and joking along.

Ghosty wosty~!

Baaaad~ ghosty!+
Flirty!Dean count: 2

Sammy is ๐˜ง๐˜ณ๐˜ถ๐˜ด๐˜ต๐˜ณ๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ

I love rock music so, of course, I love the interludes where they're just driving Baby

Sammy puppy dog eyes count: 2

Hehe dumb civilians

LUCAS! I love my shy boi

Flirty!Dean count: 3

BURN! DEAN YOU JUST GOT BURNED BAD!+
Lucas's backstory always gets me. It's so sad and it was so traumatizing for him!

DEAN! ๐Ÿ˜ญ He watched his mom die. He knows how Lucas feels and I am ded. Also, if you think about it, he watched both his parents die. His mom died died. And his dad...the good one+
The one that played football with him and picked him up and tucked him into bed every night. He died too.

Ripped jeans. I miss them wearing those

Dean trying to talk to Lucas. It's adorable

Dean talking about his mom dying is just ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป+
Ok so I have noticed that when Dean is showing his picture to Lucas he of course puts his mom in his picture. But the thing that gets me is the little pause before he says "my mom". And his voice breaks a little when he says it. +
If you don't mind, I'm gonna go file for death

Ok so another angsty thing about this episode (it's filled with them) is the Lucas's PTSD. His specific coping strategy is Selective Mutism. What's even sadder is that it is CANON that Dean didn't talk for months after Mary died. +
Lucas having trust in Dean is so beautiful I can't even right now๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Ghosty gonna kill you~! In a sink! I can just see the headline:
๐— ๐—”๐—ก ๐——๐—ฅ๐—ข๐—ช๐—ก๐—ฆ ๐—œ๐—ก ๐—ฆ๐—œ๐—ก๐—ž ๐—ช๐—›๐—œ๐—Ÿ๐—˜ ๐— ๐—”๐—ž๐—œ๐—ก๐—š ๐——๐—œ๐—ก๐—ก๐—˜๐—ฅ

Yo that one shot of dead bro is so funny. +
His hand is under his head. He looks like he just taking a nap. Except he's in water and he's dead.

Sad man. Father is sad.

Quick thing: Umm THE LIGHTING IS AMAZING AND DEAN'S (well Jensen's) EYES ARE PRETTY!!! I WILL BE TAKING NO ARGUMENTS
*Clears throat* Moving on.+
Dean is soft with kids I can't even. Don't touch me. I might cry

Sammy learnin' new things bout his brother. They angsty, of course.

Dean thinks about what his mom thinks of him everyday. If you need me, I'm gonna be in a grave.

Hehe No chick flicks Sammy. You know the rules.+
I always feel sad for the little old lady. Her boy dead. Sadness

She's still so sad about it after 35 years. I could never. If any of my kids died...*shudders*

The Man who Speaks to the Lake
I think I just created a name for a novel...oops+
Peter's little ghosty-wosty just fuckin ๐˜บ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ that damned boat holy shit

Lucas wanting Dean to protect him
*Ded*

Oo this sheriff does research. How amazing. We're all ๐˜ด๐˜ฐ proud of you

Oop sherrif is angry~. Maybe eat a Snickers. You might be hungry.+
It is now bath time. Please enjoy the warm water that is 95% from the lake. You leave said bath. You are not clean.

Also, said water will try to kill you. Have fun!

Dean holding Lucas so he doesn't have to see his mom almost die. Also, Sam saving Andrea loving it.+
Sammy puppy dog eyes count: 3

Kid Jake was a bitch, just saying

Digging count: 1

Sam explaining stuff makes me like a student listening to a professor. And I already am a student

LUCAS NO!

Ok so side note on Sheriff Douchebag and Father Douchebag+
Yes, he is a douchebag. But I hate to think about how traumatizing it would have been for two 12 year olds to accidentally kill someone else. Like damn. AND they kept it between themselves for 35 years. I would have gone crazy. Anyway, moving on.+
Yo Dean's swan dive? 10 points ngl. Perfection. Same with Sam's.

Peter's spirit looks like he coulda been Pennywise's son tf

Dean saving Lucas is poetic. I take no arguments

Lucas talking again? ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป

Soft Dean count: 4
Supernatural Season 1 Episode 4

Deeeeeeemmmmooooonnnnn~

Did they have to name the pilot Chuck? *Gasp* What if it's foreshadowing because the pilot is in charge of everything and so is God(Chuck)?

I don't think that lady appreciated the dad joke. I did. But she did not
Oo le demon is strong

The Ackles Ass equation
y=-(sin(x^(1.7/6)+4(1/x))+10

Poor Sammy.

John was proud of Sammy. But he can barely be bothered with Dean. Idk if y'all can tell, but I don't like John

Homeland Security!+
"Are you nuts?" Says the man IN THE MENTAL HOSPITAL BECAUSE HE THOUGHT HE WAS DELUSIONAL. Hypocrite much?

The puppy dog eyes are back!
Count: 4

Dean says he hates the suits yet 10 years later he's sitting on the floor next to a pool of blood, looking like he's posing for +
Vogue. That boi is a fashionista and he should embrace it more often

Genius!Dean count: 3

Ok but that EMF Walkman was fucking awesome ok?

Gymnast! Dean. Love it

Monkey suits. Would wear 10/10

Deeeeemmmmooonnnn~

Dean using a microscope. Amazing. Love it. +
Can I have some more smart Dean please?

C'mon! If you're gonna do a dad joke about time flying do a different joke! That's the second time man!

The man was just driving his tractor peaceably. He did not ask for this

The number 40 means death.
... Hold up
Oh nvmd +
Awww Dean is scared. Adorable. Vunerability shown in a man on TV. Amazing.

The only reason Dean is on that plane is cuz Sammy is on that plane.

Sam stop treating your brother like he's a dumbass

Poor Dean. He's terrified

Poor Amanda

Demon is out and about +
And the plane is going down

Ok so I'm assuming that everyone was ok with some rando chanting Latin while the plane goes down? What?

Dude, Dean's face is a straight up mood

Dean shaking his head like 'boi you ever try and put me on a plane again, imma beat yo ass.' +
You know, it's kinda funny cuz it's Gate 13. 13 is a number widely known as a number of bad luck. There's numerology all up in this bitch

Also, could Jerry come back? I wanna see Jerry again

John's voicemail- I hate it for reasons. +
It says to call Dean, which, just like Dean's childhood, puts the responsibility on him. Sure, he's 26. But this is monster hunting. I mean, c'mon.

Sad Sam

Mad Sam
Supernatural Season 1 Episode 5

Girls having a sleepover? Can't relate

Blooooooooodddddyyy Maaaaaarrryyy

Your right kiddo, this is stupid stfu

Omg she screams like a little girl

Why do y'all have so many mirrors in the fucking hallway?+
Sir I think there is something wrong with your eye

Omg the big sister screams like a girl too

Sammy is sleeping. ๐˜‰๐˜ถ๐˜ต it's yet another nightmare. Poor boy

Figlivich? Is that... Polish? Russian?

This associate is a douchebag lemme tell ya

He is also a little too excited+
About blood

This hospital is the same one they use in the season premiere of season two istg

Your always underdressed Dean.

Omg she's gunna scream like a girl

Yeah, strokes don't liquefy eyeballs

This is gonna be annoying. Only because the computers are out of order.+
Blooooooooodddddyyy Maaaaaarrryyy

They something wrong your reflection ma'am, you might wanna get a new mirror

Ma'am you seem to be crying blood. Are you sure you're ok?

And now we're back to Nightmares brought to you by Sammy

Why'd you let me sleep? Bitch stfu and thank him+
For the hours you got

You know how gay people never sit in a chair correctly? Yeah we see you Dean.

Oop the boys sneaking into the house-

Do I look like Paris Hilton? Boi you so fucking hilarious istg

That handprint tho-

Oop le father killed le mother+
Mirrors show people's true souls? Watch me never get in front of a mirror again

Omg that printer is so squeaky

We stan a cop who's "technically not supposed to have a copy of this."

Blooooooooodddddyyy Maaaaaarrryyy

Omg she screams like a girl+
Spirits can be trapped in mirrors? I will never die in front of one

Charlie what's your seeecreeeett

Abusive boyfriend? Not cool

What's your seeeeeecccccrrreeetttt Sammy?

Older brother Dean is out!

Good advice honestly Dean

Lockpicking count: 1+
There's like, a million mirrors in here.

Blooooooooodddddyyy Maaaaaarrryyy

Last I checked, you aren't Asian.

Sammy your reflection be smirking and I don't like it

Sammy you crying blood. Maybe you should get that checked out

1! 2! 3! Punches and the cops are out!+
Older brother Dean saving the day

"It's Sam." Boi

And now the bitch crawling out of the mirror

So after she crawls outta the mirror, both Dean and Sam are affected. Is that because they both have dark secrets or because Mary no longer has that limitation?+
Mary got dark secrets too. Oof

600 years of bad luck? More like 15 years bad luck at a speed of 40 years per year

Soft Dean count: 5

Good advice Sam

Oop it's Jess

Poor Sammy
Supernatural Season 1 Episode 6

Oo pretty knife

Also really good music. I'm loving it

Girl snitching

*Dramatic gasp* Dean?!?!?!

Omg that phone is so old

"I just...don't tell them everything." "Y-yeah that's called lying."
Istg these boys are gonna be the death of me. +
Dean you know you can't say no to Sam. Get over it.

This girl *rich*

Dean and his nervous, playing along with Sam smile. Love it.

Bloooooooooooddd

Dean is in the zone (Auto zone.... sorry I had too)

The dog outside is going nuts+
Rich Asian with hot...wife? Gf? I have no clue.

Eye flare

Rich Asian dude really does care about Lindsey I can say that much

Ouch. Baseball bat to the face.

Ah. It's his wife

Shapeshifters! Called it! (Haha I have watched this so many times)+
Yes let's immediately go down into the dark sewer system. YOU HAVE NO WEAPONS YOU IDIOTS!

*Gags*

I swear one of these days you gonna put that gun in the back of your pants and it's gonna blow your ass off.

Ouch. Pipe to the face

Uh-oh Dean a shapeshifter now.+
Omg one hit wonder shapeshifter

Stop hitting Sammy

Dean having dreams of his own *ugly sobs*

Dean thinks everyone is going to leave him. If that's the end the writer's are going for, I'm gonna sue.

Dean! Hello again. Nice to see you and not the shapeshifter.+
Dean: He picked the handsome one
Sam: Confusion 100

Dean and his pop culture references. Love it

Rebecca: *screams*
Shapeshifter! Dean: *screams back*
Has the same energy as this:
SWAT: Drop the knife!
Shapeshifter: *throws the knife*

A shapeshifter shedding it's skin is just grotesque

Sam: Don't go in the sewers alone
Dean: Immediately goes into the sewers alone

Sam v. Shapeshifter in epic showdown! Sam almost lost.+
Gotta say my fav shot of this episode is right before Dean rips the Samulet from the dead body.

Ok but the sneakers Sam wear are so impractical.

Dean: How many chances am I gonna have to see my own funeral?
Me, who has seen the show many times: . . . .
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