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OLIVE GARDEN CAMPAIGN THREAD
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npc druid: now leave this forest and never come back
shrampi: as long as you never hit me on the head with your quarter staff ever again
druid: I can& #39;t make any promises on that
shrampi: well then I can& #39;t promise I won& #39;t be coming back he-
gingin: WE& #39;LL JUST BE GOING NOW THANKS!!
shrampi: as long as you never hit me on the head with your quarter staff ever again
druid: I can& #39;t make any promises on that
shrampi: well then I can& #39;t promise I won& #39;t be coming back he-
gingin: WE& #39;LL JUST BE GOING NOW THANKS!!
DM: ok so you have to keep watch for a bit, what do you do?
me: I want to use my ring of illusion
DM: ...you know you have minor illusion right
me: sure do
DM: *sigh* ok what do you make?
me: I make another shrampi and high five him
me: I want to use my ring of illusion
DM: ...you know you have minor illusion right
me: sure do
DM: *sigh* ok what do you make?
me: I make another shrampi and high five him
DM: so this character, hes trying to pass off as someone not part of any high position, but you can tell from the way his clothes are made and from the material its made of that hes definitely pretty up there
gingin: whats your name?
new chara: my name& #39;s adam
me and syd: A D A M
gingin: whats your name?
new chara: my name& #39;s adam
me and syd: A D A M
DM: so you know that adam and olive know each other pretty well
me: ok, i invite adam to come to the venue with us
adam: oh...uh...sure! i was...i was actually going to go with olive already...but we can all go together...??
me:
me:
me:
me: oh. OH! THEYRE GAY
me: ok, i invite adam to come to the venue with us
adam: oh...uh...sure! i was...i was actually going to go with olive already...but we can all go together...??
me:
me:
me:
me: oh. OH! THEYRE GAY
DM: ok so I just want to check to see what y& #39;all are comfortable with me putting into the campaign. for example, are you ok with character deaths?
me: oh yeah yeah that& #39;s fine
-2 days later-
DM: so I rolled a nat 20...double damage time for shrampi
all of us: SHRAMPI NO
me: oh yeah yeah that& #39;s fine
-2 days later-
DM: so I rolled a nat 20...double damage time for shrampi
all of us: SHRAMPI NO
shrampi: *has his hair tied low for once*
panna and ginger: ooooo ssss ooooo damn ooo wow seccy oooo
panna and ginger: ooooo ssss ooooo damn ooo wow seccy oooo
interrogator, asking the same question to each of us in different rooms: so can you tell me what happened up on stage?
shrampi: well, before stuff went down, I played a sick drum solo-
panna: my buddy played a rad drum solo-
gingin: our drummer played this super cool drum solo!-
shrampi: well, before stuff went down, I played a sick drum solo-
panna: my buddy played a rad drum solo-
gingin: our drummer played this super cool drum solo!-
yeah for context, shrampi almost died today HDJDHDJD
bro I keep forgetting to update this thread
