"Hello, is that the bees?"

"Yes. This is us. Hi."

"I'm going on holiday to Wales next month, and I think I finally found a hairdresser I'm happy with."

"That's great news. Thanks for letting us know."
Flashback to the time two bumblebees had uninhibited sex on my flares.
Less industrial farming = more clover fields like this one in south Devon = more bumblebees in the world.
I just mistyped an email sign off as "All the bees" instead of "All the best" and I think I'm just going to stick with it, as it's a distinct improvement. I can't think of anything negative about wishing someone all the bees.
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