The man with purple socks is a man of mystery. He never talks. If I were only known by my footwear, I’d hang myself.
Sport is so poor he can’t even afford food. Why can’t he just get a real job? One day I had to pretend he dropped a dollar just so he could afford some milk and bread.
Pinky Whitehead, the human fish belly. If my theory is right, then his DNA was combined with a pint of vanilla yogurt at birth
Beth Ellen always look like she’s about to cry, I wish someone would just kick her and get it over with.
She doesn’t have a father, all those stories about horseback riding are garbage, and she made them all up. Her father lives in Amsterdam and he hasn’t seen her in 3 years. You want to know why, because he doesn’t love her.