Gemma Collins most inspirational and fantastical quotes:

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“So basically I went to Blackpool once. And no offence to the people that live there. But I wouldn’t go back. I just couldn’t get my head around it”.

-Gemma Collins, 2019.
“It ain't my style babe. No one's ever had the cheek to pee on me."

-Gemma Collins, 2017.
“This life is gonna be a long slog for me”

-Gemma Collins, 2017.
“Straighteners are what fuckin’ weirdos use on their ‘air”.

-Gemma Collins, 2017.
“It’s like having a job 24/7. Working two days on the trot”.

-Gemma Collins, 2017.
“I’m a big fan of the dictionary”.

-Gemma Collins, 2016.
"It's like the turtle and the slug or the horse and the rabbit or something, I can't remember what it is. The slowest one won in the end."
“I’ll never forget, I was leaving a club in Romford when I heard the news about Princess Diana. I just couldn’t believe what I was hearing to tell you the truth.”

-Gemma Collins, 2018.
“Pelting up out of bed this morning. Giving it. Doing his bit. Let him come and moan to me. Course he won’t...coz he ain’t got no asshole!”

-Gemma Collins, 2017.
“ I'm Gemma Collins, Ferne. I'm 34, I've earned my divaship".

-Gemma Collins, 2014.
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