This Marks The Beginning Of My Tweets About The Witcher Book Series. The Party Has Begun
first page and a girls already got her titties out
"Geralt& #39;s friend, [jaskier]" the first sentence to mention him... calls him a friend.. they love each other your honor
omg... leshies exist in this book.... the first bbeg in the first campaign i ever wrote was a leshi :& #39;)
geralt canonically said what the heck
& #39;but i& #39;ll hear you out.& #39;
& #39;without interrupting with spiteful comments?& #39;
& #39;that i can& #39;t promise& #39;
i& #39;ve decided geralt is now my son
netflix geralt: hmm. fuck.
book geralt: [talks for literally an entire chapter]
smallpox even exists in this fantasy world and that makes me... happy isn& #39;t the right word but the part of me that& #39;s in love with pathogens is thrilled
second (maybe 3rd) time jaskier is mentioned: "your fellow" in reference to geralt. literally just called him & #39;your fellow& #39;. my god
[digs this thread up]
geralt u dumb bitch she is PLAYING YOU BOTH
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