This Marks The Beginning Of My Tweets About The Witcher Book Series. The Party Has Begun

first page and a girls already got her titties out

"Geralt's friend, [jaskier]" the first sentence to mention him... calls him a friend.. they love each other your honor

omg... leshies exist in this book.... the first bbeg in the first campaign i ever wrote was a leshi :')

geralt canonically said what the heck

'but i'll hear you out.'
'without interrupting with spiteful comments?'
'that i can't promise'
i've decided geralt is now my son

netflix geralt: hmm. fuck.
book geralt: [talks for literally an entire chapter]

smallpox even exists in this fantasy world and that makes me... happy isn't the right word but the part of me that's in love with pathogens is thrilled

second (maybe 3rd) time jaskier is mentioned: "your fellow" in reference to geralt. literally just called him 'your fellow'. my god

[digs this thread up]

geralt u dumb bitch she is PLAYING YOU BOTH