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Since I don’t want to bombard everyone with my silliness pls mute this thread if you are not interested in me bungling through Witcher gameplay for hours 
Quest: go talk to Yennefer
Me: *running around Vizima palace looting everything from Emhyr*
Me: *running around Vizima palace looting everything from Emhyr*
There is something very nice about just let Geralt wander around picking herbs and flowers. Make him feel cute in this chili‘s tonight
No jokes is there an old woman in every map ever waiting to ask Geralt to run an errand for them???
This game is so obsessed with people in baths
Listen...I love Geralt’s long hair with ever fiber of my being but this hairstyle is also so gorgeous look at him he looks like Rapunzel.
Pausing every 5s just to take a lot of Geralt screencaps
I actually cringe at how painfully hetero some dialogue options are. for someone who blushed and hid his face behind a lettuce leaf when he heard sorceresses making crude comments about him behind his back, it’s kinda OOC for him to be so...forward.
I’ve only been at this game for 26 hours yet it feels like 100 years 
my little brother is urging me to continue the main storyline and I’m like I’ve read the books and enough fanfics to know how this goes ok just let Geralt pick flowers some more
my little brother is urging me to continue the main storyline and I’m like I’ve read the books and enough fanfics to know how this goes ok just let Geralt pick flowers some more
*whenever I have to wade in swamp or sewer or when monsters and men splatter their guts on Geralt when they die* Emhyr wherever you are pls just come make Geralt ur Josephine
his assets 
I’m a bit conflicted rn. Within the scope of canon I think Yen and Geralt should be together, and live happily forever. But because Geralt’s choice in the game is in *my* hand I’m not interested in any available romance option actually.
So canon-wise I’m an ardent yen/geralt shipper but fanon-wise I’d like to see geralt marry emhyr and become the Empress of Nilfgaard or sth so I’d rather avoid romance altogether in the game. Because I’m the one in control there. But I also feel wrong not romancing Yen. Ugh
H-hey.....
R-red riding hood—-
I’m kinda fond of Dandelion/Priscilla tbh....
also what’s with Djsktra thinking Yen cozying up to Nilfgaard or politics. I just read it as she doing anything to find Ciri, as Geralt would have. Yen is the person that paid least mind to who is ruling what in the whole series duh.
also what’s with Djsktra thinking Yen cozying up to Nilfgaard or politics. I just read it as she doing anything to find Ciri, as Geralt would have. Yen is the person that paid least mind to who is ruling what in the whole series duh.
“You smell wonderful.”
“Geralt we are at a funeral.”
“You smell wonderful at this funeral.”
my parents
“Geralt we are at a funeral.”
“You smell wonderful at this funeral.”
my parents
I just wanted to see Yen fix her dress and they really gave me the whole sex scene on the stuffed 
eyes—-
But still it’s cuter than I expected and wow Geralt’s ass
eyes—-But still it’s cuter than I expected and wow Geralt’s ass
AAAAAH finally got the armor I want!!! 
LOOK AT THOSE CUTE BOWS!!!
LOOK AT THOSE CUTE BOWS!!!
No joke the way this accentuate his...hm.....assets.....horny grip*
everytime i get Geralt killed: noooooo Geralt don't die u r so sexy : (((((
Me: I’m a very serious gamer
Also me: what if I take off Geralt’s pants
Also me: what if I take off Geralt’s pants
Geralt: *has to pick up fiend’s dung*
Me, in cold despair: Emhyr istg if you don’t marry him and give him all the imperial luxury once this is all over—-
Me, in cold despair: Emhyr istg if you don’t marry him and give him all the imperial luxury once this is all over—-
pretty 
Pls look at the way Geralt looks in wonder at the magic around him he’s been at this for so long yet he still can have this looks when he encounters something new my heart 
my heart
Little girl: could I ride on your shoulders?
Geralt: ....as long as you don’t pull my hair
That implies Ciri pulled Geralt’s hair a lot when he carried her on his shoulders as a kid in this essay I will
Geralt: ....as long as you don’t pull my hair
That implies Ciri pulled Geralt’s hair a lot when he carried her on his shoulders as a kid in this essay I will
Geralt’s medallion: >: (
Geralt: (✿˵◕‿◕˵)
Geralt: (✿˵◕‿◕˵)
Look at how fluffy his hair is he’s so soft
