The new guy at work and my boss wind each other up by swapping big fish stories and it’s so irritating.

I wish you could hear some of the stuff they say because I feel like I’m the crazy one because I’m not talking for the sake of making noise.

New guy at work just discovered Gojira.

New guy at work taught me about chemtrails today and started the convo off with “I’m not a conspiracy theorist but...”

New guy at work aka “owner of the world’s shakiest set of hands” wants to help me wax floors.

He’s also convinced that he had COVID-19 last week and thinks that the beaches should be open because “that fresh ocean air and salt water heals people.”

New guy at work just discovered JINJER and wanted to show me one of their videos in his car to let me hear how hard they rock.

And as soon as I set foot in his car, I could’ve sworn I was at The Haven Lounge in Winter Park.