I’M BOUT TO GO OFF SO GET READY

when I was in New York I noticed it felt like I had something stuck between my wire (permanent wire glued to my front 6 bottom teeth to maintain straightness after braces) and my tooth. I tried a million things and couldn’t get it out, it was driving me mad.

It felt HARD. So eventually I figured I wasn’t gonna get it out myself. And maybe it’s plaque or something (although, plaque that appeared basically overnight??). Luckily I have a dentist appt already planned two weeks from now. I move it up once I get home from NYC

Because I’m going insane with this. I tell the hygienist about it and she’s like okay we’ll have a look. Now WHAT DOES THIS BITCH SAY?? (side note she’s actually a very nice lady, don’t think she’s a bitch at all, just rolling with the energy of the story) “there’s nothing there”

GUT PUNCH. WHAT? She takes two pictures, insists there’s nothing there, she can’t see anything or feel anything. It is weirdly toothy coloured but it’s my mouth I CAN FEEL IT. I FEEL IT IS DIFFERENT.

So what do I do? Obviously, say okay and go about the appointment without making a fuss because ummm? I’m terrible. And whatever, I’ll just go silently crazy on my own and not make a fuss

So I was trying to tell myself just ignore it. The wire was annoying at first and you got used to it, just ignore it. I CAN’T. I’m constantly pushing at it playing at it I’m pretty sure my tooth is half loose from my ridiculous antics

So anyway, today, I got the tip of my floss stick UNDERNEATH IT. IT’S FUCKING REAL. I’M NOT CRAZY. IT’S A FOREIGN INVADER. FUCKING VINDICATED!!!!

now how do I tell my hygienist tho

I’m bout to go castaway on this shit tbh hold me back y’all