All the companies that think it is cute to put a ringing doorbell on your ads, I am going to go OUT OF MY WAY to avoid your product, and encourage others to do the same. Everytime your ad comes on and the doorbell rings, my dogs go nuts because they think someone is at the door.

@CapitalOne and @Walmart - Y'all are both on notice.

@Grubhub - you're on notice. That commercial is completely absurd.

@littlecaesars - WTF! Would you please STOP with these ridiculous doorbells?!

@Degree - why? Seriously. Why?

@dominos - WTF is wrong with you?

@IFC - JESUS! WHY?! SOOOO Stupid.

@Chewy - of all companies, YOU should know better. Never buying from you again.

DAMMIT @ChipotleTweets.

@CapellaU - there is no point in that. I hate you.

No @tacobell! Not you too!

@SallyBeauty - you're on the list. Stupid as hell.

@WarbyParker. You want to be a douchebag too, apparently. I prefer Zenni Optical anyway.

@HomeAdvisor What a joke.

@Facebook has joined the club, I see. Good. Didn't like you anyway.

@CrownRoyal - I never liked you anyway.

- I'm not a UofL fan.
- I prefer bourbon.
- Your product is swill.

Get off my lawn.

@IBM has joined the club. So stupid.

Congrats, @CocaCola. You just joined the douchebag club. @drpepper is better anyway.

@Honest - don't know who you are or what you even do. But you're now on the list.

@amazon has joined the club. You don't need to keep giving us reasons to hate you.

@reeses, you think you're cute running that Halloween ad don't ya. Well I DO NOT.

@GEICO, I was literally about to call you so you can give me an estimate. Not now, tho!

@FifthThird - that wasn't a doorbell, but my dogs don't know the difference. So you now suck.

Hey, @StateFarm! Welcome to the club!

@UberEats? More like UberFEET.

@Drizly - I'll go get my own liquor from now on. Thank you.

@abbvie - why? That Humira commerical is supposed to be advertising UC medication. Not pizza delivery. Get out of here.

Hey @Lowes. That commercial you do with the NFL makes you a douchebag.

@Tanquerayusa never had you before and now I never will.