bkdk coffee shop au where quirkless!deku owns a lil coffee shop that hero!kacchan frequents during his mornings before work... & baku flirts w the cute barista every time he comes in, reads deku’s nametag wrong as “deku” instead of “izuku” but y’know that just sticks đŸ„șđŸ„șđŸ„ș💚🧡
dk tries to correct him at first and is like “um it’s... izuku—” but bkg goes “yeah whatever deku” and orders anyway

the more bkg frequents, he comes in with cheesy coffee jokes and horrible coffee pickup lines that just makes deku blink and cringe (but wow it’s kinda cute)
deku memorizes bkg’s order but bkg picks up on it, and one day when he comes in, deku’s already preparing bkg’s usual but bkg just asks for something completely different to screw w him. deku stops, breathes a long sigh and just goes “...:) what ELSE can i get you, sir?”
bkg: ‘dunno. was thinking something green, sweet...

dk: well... we have matcha lattes? or green tea if you prefer

bkg:

bkg: ...and fcking stupid.
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