downloaded emma epub I WILL reread it before watching the film

MR WOODHOUSE PLEASEJFJE

bong joon ho pointing at gay emma

gay and homophobic Mr Knightley

so much of this novel is like jesus christ we have to eat the rich

SHE IS LOVELINESS ITSELF!!!!!!!

this is all extremely funny and really flew over my head when I first read it huh this is why it’s important to reread books once you’re unrepressed

reading this paragraph reminds me of the ADDitude magazine article that lists Emma as an ADHD character which is WIRED!!!!!!

emma: I will draw harriet’s picture so as to bring her and mr elton closer together :-)
emma two seconds later: it is very good that mr elton is looking at harriet and touching her so much but it is disrupting my drawing so I will move him away from her actually :-)

emma woodhouse machiavellian little lesbian......

harriet feeling conflicted about refusing mr martin’s proposal until emma is like [twirls lock of hair] If You HAD Married Him We Wouldn’t See Each Other Again......

this entire scene is golden it’s literally just knightley being like “MARTINS BETTER THAN HARRIET!!!!!!” and emma covering her hands with her ears and going la la la la la and then saying “NO :-) HARRIETS FAR BETTER THAN MARTIN :-)” is there such a thing as homoerotic classism

obsessed with all of these but especially last paragraph of first screenshot where emma not only says that Harriet is what every man delights in but then goes on to claim that Knightley himself would love her if he was ever to marry

emma just going On And On And On about how shes never wanted to be married and she doesn’t feel a woman’s inclination to be married is so deeply funny

emma spent her whole life convinced she was a relationship guru who could read people and dynamics like no other that she never bothered to learn how to understand social cues when they applied to her

there are two wolves inside you one is Classist Misandrist Lesbian and the other is Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria you are emma woodhouse

gd I’m about to say a slur Emma are you kidding

my previous caption except it’s Emma literally about to say a slur this time

mx Austen.

I MUST BE IN LOVE I SHOULD BE THE ODDEST CREATURE IN THE WORLD IF I WERE NOT

GD EMMA WOODHOUSE YOURE A LESBIAN

emma: I will have no opinion on this random woman
emma not two seconds later: I Don’t Care For Her

emma woodhouse perhaps my favorite extremely unreliable narrator

ABSOLUTELY OBSESSED WITH THIS SCENE WHERE THEY ALL JUST. TALK AB HANDWRITING AND IT BECOMES A WAY TO SHOW WHOS IN LOVE WITH WHO WHEN KNIGHTLEY SAYS EMMAS HANDWRITING HAS ALWAYS BEEN STRONGER THAN ISABELLAS AND EMMA GOES ‘IVE NEVER SEEN A MAN’S HANDWRITING’ LIKE MX AUSTEN.

ALSO EMMA WAS LIKE “....ACTUALLY MR FRANK CHURCHILLS HANDWRITING GOOD :-)” BC SHE REMEMBERED SHES COMPHET-ING AND THEN KNIGHTLEY SAID NAH HIS HANDWRITING IS LIKE A WOMANS I CANNOT DO THIS

so just to recap: knightley thinks churchill is in love with emma, emma thinks churchill and harriet should get together, harriet has a thing for churchill, knightley also thinks churchill has a thing for jane, emma is about to think knightley has a thing for harriet

also emma and knightley are “in love” and “do not realize it” (theyre both gay also he’s so old and for what REASON) anyway the rich are extremely bored it would seem. Sad

#EMMA: being an empath is really hard work

“She was most sorrowfully indignant; ashamed of every sensation but the one revealed to her—her affection for Mr. Knightley. Every other part of her mind was disgusting.” OH MISS EMMA.....

the thing about emma and knightley is that yeah they’re both gay however I’m not immune to them and the fact that they’re both so repressed about it is extremely fun BUT .. there is NO reason for him to be 16 years older than her!!! There isn’t! Opting to ignore it!!!!!

GD..........knightley is SUCH a knight

THIS LITERALLY READS LIKE A COMING OUT SCENE

THE LEVELS OF MISCOMMUNICATION GOING ON HERE IS EXCRUCIATING IM SO TENSE AND IVE READ THIS BEFORE

IF I LOVED YOU LESS!!!!!!!! I MIGHT BE ABLE TO TALK ABOUT IT MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the age gap really is so BAD though jesus christ

gd. Dyke