Most annoying and unsolicited life advice of the day:

“Don’t antagonize Nazis by making fun of them on the Internet.”

OKAY FIRST OF ALL

No one has ever told me — in my whooooooole life:

“Don’t antagonize ISIS by making fun of them on the Internet.”

So, there’s that. However...

I don’t know why this needs to be explained, but here goes:

— ISIS: not exactly big fans of mine
— Nazis: not exactly big fans of mine

— The feeling is completely mutual

I exist.

That alone antagonizes ISIS and Nazis.

I didn’t realize there was an etiquette rule called:

“Be polite to people that want to kill you.”

Now that I know, I still absolutely do not care.

This my Twitter dot com page and here are my etiquette rules:

Call for my death and those of others for simply existing?

I’m allowed to mock you. PRETTY SIMPLE.

“Please respect the feelings of genocidal asshats”

...

Do you realize you just said that? Like, out loud?

BREAKING NEWS:

Nazis don’t care if you are polite.

You don’t get a “genocide pass.” You just die faster.

Dunno, I guess I should be flattered?

“Well, we were going to let you live because the recessive blue eye gene and all, but that joke you just made CROSSED THE GENOCIDE LINE.”

I’m not that funny. No one is.

I work on ISIS and Nazi propaganda.

What’s with this wild ass YalQaeda pass bruh

“I wish I had offered to hug ISIS. Then my friends would still be alive.”

That’s a thought I never had.

Because it’s ridiculous.

Jim Foley was a super nice guy.

ISIS didn’t care.

“Don’t antagonize Nazis by laughing at them.”
“Don’t antagonize ISIS by laughing at them.”

Why have I only heard one of those two equally MORONIC pieces of “cautionary advice?”

WhAt cOuLd tHe aNsWeR Be

No one ever victim-blamed me for any ISIS death threats.

Why y’all wanna give Nazis a free pass?

“Okay but why did you have to provoke them—“

If that’s your go-to response “in event of genocidal threats,” you...also deserve to be mocked.

Loudly. Publicly. Often. Shamelessly.

“Don’t hurt the feelings of literal Nazis” is way way too PC for me

“WAIT WAIT MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE ASKED THE NAZIS AND ISIS TO TRY DEEP BREATHING AND SET INTENTIONS WITH ME YES THAT WOULD HAVE DEESCALATED EVERYTHING”

“These genocidal maniacs deserve some respect but not the other ones though”

Like why

Rant thread provided courtesy of this Tweet.

Dude literally founded White Aryan Resistance. Let me share some quotation GEMS from this guy. https://twitter.com/MsEntropy/status/1231326204017422337

Because OBVIOUSLY the man who said THIS would turn "kumbaya" if I didn't make fun of him for his Bono glasses.

Guy published a newspaper that billed itself as "THE MOST RACIST NEWSPAPER ON EARTH."

Yeah, I'm sure comparing him to a pug dog really was the proverbial "straw that broke the Nazi snowflake's back.

Grampz here is an ordained minister of Christian Identity.

In case you're (thankfully) unfamiliar with those nutter-butters, I am about to ruin that blissful ignorance for you.

Christian Identity lunatics think:

- the Bible is actually just the history of white people.
- POC "mud people" have no souls.
- Jews are the "seeds of Satan."

And other family friendly films.

Christian Identity Nazis also -- incidentally -- made my teen years super shitty.

They put photos of yours truly and friends on their website hit list (volunteer clinic escorts for rape victims that wanted abortion services).

They also killed family members. DISLIKE.

Let me put this another way.

Christian Identity Nazis - somehow - managed to miss the entire "Jesus" part of the Bible.

So.

To conclude:

Take this account of Twitter. Grampz here had his decade of genocidal incitement.

@jack, feel free to read the above thread and learn why - no, literal Nazis do not (in fact) moderate the whole genocide thing in response to politeness. https://twitter.com/MsEntropy/status/1231333893862830083

@SultanAlQassemi habibi! I promised I would tell you what I needed: help me get rid of this guy's Twitter.

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