Go and fuck yourself you pious fucking coward.
Sick to my fucking stomach of these conceited, ignorant, self-satisfied, comfortably-off, unfunny pricks with absolutely MASSIVE platforms, who have done nothing- NOTHING- with those platforms to help “vulnerable people” that doesn’t involve jizzing off on Comic Relief.
How many doors did this narrow-eyed little pube knock on? What’s he ever done for anyone? Put your shrivelled dick in a vice you absolute waste of a Hoxton beard. Owning Jeremy Corbyn for likes. What a contemptible turd.
“Look at me, I pity the poor. I’ve even said so on the telly, that’s how nice and progressive I am!”

Virtue-signalling, asinine cunts.
Having calmed down a bit, I wonder what the continued attacks on the defeated Corbyn are emblematic of.
Is the idea that Corbyn was simply incompetent? This sort of presupposes that Labour could have won in 2019 with a better leader. This is, of course, bullshit.
Or is the idea (and I suspect it is) that Corbyn over-promised and under-delivered? This has often been strongly implied, even before the unfocused manifesto and confused messaging of 2019.
If it’s the latter, then the posture of caring about the vulnerable is grotesque when what you are really saying to the vulnerable is “No, it is ridiculous for you to get free broadband”.
The utility of continuing to kick a defeated politician- and remember, this didn’t happen to Brown or Ed- can only really be to discipline his successor. “If you offer these oiks too much, we’ll destroy you, and YOU will have let them down”.
Well fuck you. Because in my lifetime we’ll either deliver everything Corbyn promised and more, or we’ll do a bloody revolution and you’ll be feeling very, very nervous my guy.
This utility of the creation- deliberate or otherwise- of an ecosystem in which trying and failing to help the poor is worse than not trying at all is to discipline the Labour Party, and to convince the working class that we can only make the most meagre of demands.
Some of the fucking replies to this rant... “Well I didn’t vote Labour this time so Jeremy Corbyn has let down the poor”. No. YOU have let down the poor.
Corbyn has become this scapegoat who allows comfortably-off homeowners to vote in a completely self-interested or, in some cases, (Lib Dems in Southampton Itchen) plain stupid way then point at Labour and say “They need to own this”.
“No, I did not vote to help the poor or stop a hard right government, but it wasn’t my fault. It was all Corbyn.”

No, you made a calculated decision about what would be least bad for you. YOU need to own it.
Mr Cornyn by promising to build a million council houses, thereby potentially bursting the housing bubble, you have made it impossible for me, a homeowner, to vote Labour.
The message from centrists, incoherent and mad as it is, is this:

“The UK is facing massive inequality, but if you attempt to end inequality, I will vote for more inequality and it will be your fault that I voted for it. So you must only offer *slightly less* inequality.”
The uncomfortable truth is that the system that creates the inequality- which they indirectly benefit from- is killing the planet. But I guess when they vote to carry on with that, and fuck over their children and grandchildren, they can just blame the next Jeremy Corbyn.
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