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Pete Buttigieg = FROZEN (Broadway version)
shiny and new but still the same old money grab
disquietingly corporate
gay but difficult to find actual gay people who like it
shiny and new but still the same old money grab disquietingly corporate gay but difficult to find actual gay people who like it
Amy Klobuchar = CATS (original Broadway production)
by all accounts, a terrible and abusive work environment
treats people like animals
its popularity still astounds me
by all accounts, a terrible and abusive work environment treats people like animals its popularity still astounds me
Tulsi Gabbard = ESCAPE TO MARGARITAVILLE
embarrassing to even have to put this in the same genre as the others
a widely acknowledged disaster
the preferred choice of Repiblicans
embarrassing to even have to put this in the same genre as the others a widely acknowledged disaster the preferred choice of Repiblicans
Julian Castro = BAT BOY
confronts racial justice
understands the importance of housing
deserves to have gone all the way to the top
confronts racial justice understands the importance of housing deserves to have gone all the way to the top
Cory Booker = JERSEY BOYS
Garden State credibility
lots of talent on display but still a little too corporate
middle-aged moms liked it
Garden State credibility lots of talent on display but still a little too corporate middle-aged moms liked it
Tom Steyer = PHANTOM OF THE OPERA
made a ton of money
always creeped me out
somehow still running
made a ton of money always creeped me out somehow still running
Andrew Yang = SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS: The Broadway Musical
majorly flawed but has a few surprisingly good ideas
meme-friendly
tech bros like it
majorly flawed but has a few surprisingly good ideas meme-friendly tech bros like it
Kirsten Gillibrand = WICKED
empowering for women
underestimated by men
no good deed goes unpunished
empowering for women underestimated by men no good deed goes unpunished
Kamala Harris = LEGALLY BLONDE
California roots
premiered to mixed reviews and disappointing numbers
centers women lawyers
California roots premiered to mixed reviews and disappointing numbers centers women lawyers
In conclusion:
Jay Inslee = INTO THE WOODS
only talks about the environment.
Jay Inslee = INTO THE WOODS
only talks about the environment.
(ok, fine, one more:)
Marianne Williamson = GODSPELL
doesn't actually make any sense
earthy but in a creepy way
popular with people who are super into crystals
Marianne Williamson = GODSPELL
doesn't actually make any sense earthy but in a creepy way popular with people who are super into crystals
