*back seat of the car* *mumbling* jared can i has a sprite
You know what forget it!! 

You can go to ihop for all i care im NOT serving you anymore *huff* [Jensen Shuts the window and leaves]



Well He got angry when he found out that Pretty Little Liars alum Keegan Allen is set to join CW Walker’s cast as Jared Padalecki’s gay, conservative brother. He was so mad he told us to just go to ihop lol
*the door flies open*
I am SICKENED by not being your brother anymore. We used to be so tight man and now you left me for some ugly ass mf i can NAWT stan you 
i just want my brother BACKKKKKKK


[Jensen shoots the ceiling. Then approaches keegan allen, backing him up against the IHOP wall]
Listen here you little bitch. Heres what youre gonna do. Youre gonna leave thus ihop with your sprite and youre gonna leave jarpad alone. Hes MY brother? Understand? Because if you dont I will blow your brains out!!! 






[police sirens outside IHOP]
Yes it is I. got a call saying pennywise started shooting the ceiling at this IHOP. Came to take a look. Hello boys how are you all post Supernatural ?
I came here to have lunch with my costar keegan allen who plays my gay conservative brother on my new show walkter texas ranger
we wen to mcdonalds but jensen got mad and told us to go go ihop. then we came here and saw misha worked here!! how cool :)

[a cop car pulls up next to dabb’s cop car]