Hello welcome to Mcdonalds, how may I take your order?
Can I get a large—wait jensen is that you???!!!
Oh...LMAOO. Anway can I get a large fries and a coke
*back seat of the car* *mumbling* jared can i has a sprite
Wait..who is that?
Jared...y-you...you got a new brother???
Jensen its not what you think-
*Later that afternoon* jared!! Omg welcome to IHOP. I havent seen you in forever!!!
Misha!! My brother *they high five* since when did you work in IHOP?
after Supernatural finished i couldnt find another job!
Oh word? Well i saw Jensen early. He works at Mcdonalds now!!
Oh really? Thats interesting. How is he doing?
Well He got angry when he found out that Pretty Little Liars alum Keegan Allen is set to join CW Walker’s cast as Jared Padalecki’s gay, conservative brother. He was so mad he told us to just go to ihop lol
Damn that sucks. Wel let me grab you a table
Hello iam keegan allen jarpads gay, conservative brother on the CW’s Walker https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="♥️" title="Heart suit" aria-label="Emoji: Heart suit">
Hello kale gun https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😁" title="Grinning face with smiling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Grinning face with smiling eyes">
Jared: wow. This place has great atmosphere :D

Keegan: indeed :)
Now what can i get you boys https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😁" title="Grinning face with smiling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Grinning face with smiling eyes">
Can i get 2 chocolate pancakes
Can i have sprite.
Of course you can. Your order will be with you shortly
Heres your meals boys https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="♥️" title="Heart suit" aria-label="Emoji: Heart suit"> have a nice lunch
*the door flies open*
YALL BETRAYED ME
*in unison* RONALD MCDONALD???
What are you doing in Ihop, ronsen mcdackles?
Its ok jensen you will always b my brother
[Jensen shoots the ceiling. Then approaches keegan allen, backing him up against the IHOP wall]
Listen here you little bitch. Heres what youre gonna do. Youre gonna leave thus ihop with your sprite and youre gonna leave jarpad alone. Hes MY brother? Understand? Because if you dont I will blow your brains out!!! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤬" title="Face with symbols over mouth" aria-label="Emoji: Face with symbols over mouth">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤬" title="Face with symbols over mouth" aria-label="Emoji: Face with symbols over mouth">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤬" title="Face with symbols over mouth" aria-label="Emoji: Face with symbols over mouth">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤬" title="Face with symbols over mouth" aria-label="Emoji: Face with symbols over mouth">
Listen here you little bitch. Heres what youre gonna do. Youre gonna leave thus ihop with your sprite and youre gonna leave jarpad alone. Hes MY brother? Understand? Because if you dont I will blow your brains out!!! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤬" title="Face with symbols over mouth" aria-label="Emoji: Face with symbols over mouth">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤬" title="Face with symbols over mouth" aria-label="Emoji: Face with symbols over mouth">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤬" title="Face with symbols over mouth" aria-label="Emoji: Face with symbols over mouth">" title="Listen here you little bitch. Heres what youre gonna do. Youre gonna leave thus ihop with your sprite and youre gonna leave jarpad alone. Hes MY brother? Understand? Because if you dont I will blow your brains out!!! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤬" title="Face with symbols over mouth" aria-label="Emoji: Face with symbols over mouth">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤬" title="Face with symbols over mouth" aria-label="Emoji: Face with symbols over mouth">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤬" title="Face with symbols over mouth" aria-label="Emoji: Face with symbols over mouth">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤬" title="Face with symbols over mouth" aria-label="Emoji: Face with symbols over mouth">" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>
[police sirens outside IHOP]
*in unison* ANDREW DABB!!??!!!?
Yes it is I. got a call saying pennywise started shooting the ceiling at this IHOP. Came to take a look. Hello boys how are you all post Supernatural ?
IM RONALD MCDONALD. /NOT/. PENNYWISE
Ok
Anyway what the hell is going on over here? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤔" title="Thinking face" aria-label="Emoji: Thinking face">
I came here to have lunch with my costar keegan allen who plays my gay conservative brother on my new show walkter texas ranger https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤗" title="Hugging face" aria-label="Emoji: Hugging face"> we wen to mcdonalds but jensen got mad and told us to go go ihop. then we came here and saw misha worked here!! how cool :)
hello i am keegan allen gay conservative brother of jarpad on walker texas ranger :D
cool. anyway *points at jensen and misha* how did you two get jobs at fast food restaurants????
*in unison* after Supernatural finished i couldnt find another job
wait andrew arent you a writer??? how come youre a cop?
well after Supernatural finished i couldnt find another job
[a cop car pulls up next to dabb’s cop car]
hey babe is everything okay?
*in unison* CLIF KOSTERMAN AKA BODYGUARD 4 J AND J?????!!!!!!
haha yep thats me!!
what did you just call andrew dabb /babe/????
yes me and Andrew are lovers
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